Scheming - Blog Posts
i love scheming but nicely. been working on surprising one of my friends bc nursing school is hard and she has no idea. i've been communicating with her bf to make the swap and she has no idea hehehe >:)
*boomerrangs a floating hyiod bone at you*
Haggard and broken, Constantine drags his sorry ass back to the JL one day, fully beat to shit in covered in the weirdest acidic algae Flash has ever had the pleasure of veiwing under a microscope. When the Detective doesn't even fight not being allowed to smoke in the infirmary, the League knows something horrible is up.
It's Captain Marvel that Constantine opens up to first. "Have you ever stared down your ex's grandparent as he chokes you with a tree branch and tries to drown you in mud, but turns out his grandpa is some fuckin' eldritch plant abominatoin, mate?" No. In fact, Billy hasn't even dated anyone in his short short years of living. (Swamp Thing and Constantine are exes, and Undergrowth is not happy about it) Love you hun :>
Mellan I fucking love you.
Billy has no idea what to do with information but he knows what prime gossip material when he sees it.
My stancest darkfic with fem!Stan is up on Ao3! Mind the warnings! https://archiveofourown.org/works/64737130
