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3 months ago

Y'know what, women..... you're alright.

This morning, I got up and went to shovel snow, and I immediately had such bad abdominal cramps that I threw up.

But before I threw up, I was sitting in the bathroom for a while whining like a dog from the pain and trying to NOT throw up. And I thought: This is what women must feel like, when they get cramps.

And in my pain induced hallucination, I saw the Big 4 of Womanhood before me: Joan of Arc. Rosa Parks. Cleopatra. And a Dog Girl.

This is how our conversation went:

Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Now you know what we feel like."

Me: "This sucks."

Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Yeah."

Me: "This blows super hard."

Dog Girl: "Yubi yubi!"

So y'know what women, maybe you're not so bad after all..

(Does a cool little upward nod at you like the kind guys usually do at each other)

Maybe we can overcome our differences.

And I will let you be my ally.


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2 months ago
Nerves Man πŸ’–
Nerves Man πŸ’–

Nerves man πŸ’–

He’s so sugoi πŸ₯°

(I’ll see myself out)


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7 months ago

Not the hero we want, but the hero we NEED. @shencomix great work

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1 month ago

Cult Of The Lamb

A guy in a dark red cloak is on a throne, looking over a guy in a dark purple cloak and saying "Remember this: you serve only me, your dark lord."
Purple cloak guy replies "forgive me, dark lord ... but there IS something else that I serve ..."
Red cloak guy says "FOOL!!! What could you possibly serve that is greater than me?!"
Purple cloak guy throws off his cloak, revealing himself dressed extremely fashionably in kinda a femme way, like a runway model.

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