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I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t.
James Frey
the the crushing weight of our own looming mortality is what both drives us to live and makes us want to give up and natural selection means that people with genetic illness shouldn't have children and if the government did fake the moon landing then what was the point of the space race other then to gain meaning in this meaningless life that we can only attain through cheating and not gaining anything at all and yet the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell but we've never needed that information and it's been burned into out heads over and over for years so Michel Obama is rumored to be a man meaning that society's faith in the one true god, shaggy, is no longer strong enough to hold the fabric of this reality together thus we collide with others and that's why the Mandela Effect is putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay but a study showed that wasn't true but the study was made by the people turning the frogs gay so it didn't count... In conclusion: black beans are full of protein so they're good to eat during an existential crisis
I DID IT I DREW HYDE IN ALL HIS GLORY
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Whoop! My first shitpost on my channel now!
head in hands i'm COOKED (oh also crackship fanart)
Liar.
Be aware I am the one
And a ____ person too!
I can't I don't want to do it!
How many more days to live?
TUMBLR STOP IT PLEASE WTF
OH GOD MY ASKS ARE SENDING ALL AT ONCE. OH NO.