Sirius Black - Blog Posts

“They're gonna crucify me anyway. What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy? […] Am I allowed to cry?”

But it’s Sirius Black’s last words to Remus Lupin.

“I’m combing through the braids of lies “I’ll never leave” “never mind” our field of dreams, engulfed in fire. Your arson’s match, your somber eyes. And I’ll still see it until I die. You’re the loss of my life.”

Buts it’s Wolfstar.

“Something counterfeit’s dead. It was legendary, It was momentary, It was unnecessary. Should’ve let it stay buried.” Wolfstar on their last day together.

“If it's make-believe, why does it feel like a vow, we'll both uphold somehow?” Wolfstar.

“I keep these longings lockеd, in lowercase, inside a vault.” But it’s Sirius Black hiding his feelings about Remus Lupin.

“Guilty as Sin” IS Sirius Black’s song while he was in Azkaban thinking about Remus Lupin.

“If you wanna break my cold, cold heart, just say, "I loved you the way that you were". If you wanna tear my world apart, just say you've always wondered” but it’s Wolfstar realising what they could’ve been.

“'Cause the sign on your heart, said it's still reserved for me. Honestly, who are we to fight thе alchemy?”

But it’s Wolfstar to each other.

James “shattered, as the crowd was screaming “more!” Potter.

Peter “I was grinning like I’m winning” Pettigrew.

Remus “I was hitting my marks, ‘cause I can do it with a broken heart” Lupin.

Sirius “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday” Black.

“I’ve been doing it since he left, I keep finding his things in drawers. Crucial evidence, I didn’t imagine the whole thing.”

Literally all and any character from the Marauders era after they loss another person.

Sirius “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday every day” Black.

James “I’m so obsessed with him but he avoids me, like the plague” Potter.

Remus “I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it’s an art” Lupin.

Peter “you know you’re good when you can even do it with a broken heart” Pettigrew.

Guys!! New Sirius Black coded songs out!!

- The Black Dog

- Fresh Out The Slammer

- Guilty as Sin?

- I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

- The Prophecy

Us: like imagine mskingbean89 is actually.. like,, Taylor Swift..!

Us: bhahHAHA, that’s so stupid ..!-

Taylor Swift: ..

Taylor Swift: *The Tortured Poets Department*

*My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys*

*Down Bad*

*So Long, London*

*But Daddy I Love Him*

*Fresh Out The Slammer*

*Guilty as Sin?*

*Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?*

*I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)*

*‎loml*

*I Can Do It With A Broken Heart*

*The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived*

*The Black Dog*

*​​imgonnagetyouback*

*The Albatross*

*How Did It End?*

*So High School*

*I Hate It Here*

*The Prophecy*

*Peter*

James: we literally just met.. I hardly know you-

Sirius: I would kill for you.

James: ..

Remus: things I want in my mouth..

Sirius: ..

James: ..

Remus: chocolate.

Pete: ..oh!

Mary: what did you want to be when you were younger?

James: I wanted to be a F1 driver

Marlene: I wanted to be a firefighter or a musician

Lily: I wanted to be a painter or an author

Mary: I wanted to be a model

Sirius: I wanted to be loved

Peter: I wanted to be a teacher

Remus: an astronaut or a doctor

Dorcas: movie star

James: what about you Mary?

Mary: oh! I wanted to be a nurse or a doctor

“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be

The Marauders

James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.

Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.

Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.

Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.

The Valkyries

Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.

Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.

Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.

The Skittle Squad / Emeralds

Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.

Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.

Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.

Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.

Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.

Marauders era groups and their nationalities

(this are all headcanons!!)

| Marauders

James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.

Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.

Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.

| Valkyries

Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.

Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.

Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.

| Skittles squad / emeralds

Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.

Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.

Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.

Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.

Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.

Regulus: aww.. :(

Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?

Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch

Barty & James: oh!-

James: alright I need to swear-

Sirius: fuck.

James: swear as in promise??

Lily: I can’t really remember when “those boys😒” became “my boys🫶”

Lily: but they were the one ones that befended me against Severus so in my books.. they’re definitely alright.

Remus: [drunk at a random muggle bar] oh my best friend, Sirius, his parents were abusive so he hated violence. Anything that would hurt people, too.

Random woman at the bar: where is Sirius tonight?

Remus: oh, he’s in prison for murdering our best friend

Remus: kinda wish he left a note, yk?

Peter: do you truly think so little of me?

James, Lily, Marlene, Sirius, Remus, Mary: Peter, I thought the world of you.

James: do you ever think that-

Remus: he doesn’t think

Sirius: uh. I do-

James: okay imagine that you did-

My new favourite headcanon that I made up, last night when I was supposed to be sleeping:

It’s that Pete made up all the marauders nicknames while he was high and the conversation went a little something like..

Remus: Pete how much did you have?

Pete: [very clearly high out of his mind] .. ‘othing.

Sirius: oh you’re absolutely wasted

Pete: nuhhh..

James: cmon Pete, let’s get you to bed

Pete: no!!.. you heard did ya?

James: sorry?

Pete: that people make nicknames.. like moonguy over there.. [lazily points his hand over to Remus’ direction]

James & Sirius: [laughing] moonguy??

Remus: oh my god.

Pete: I mean y’all.. don’t talk

Sirius: ..we can’t talk..?

Pete: yea.. you- have pads on your feet.. so you- *gags*

James: oh Padfoot come help me bring him to the bathroom *smirks*

Sirius: ..I hate you

Remus: Not so funny anymore is it?

Pete: oka.. moon..y

Sirius: ..moony..!

James: I like Moony better

Remus: I hate you all.

Sirius: *blows a kiss to Remus*

James: *helping Peter get to the bathroom*

Pete: why..?

Prongs: pardon?

Sirius: what’s he saying?

James: uhh, I don’t know

Pete: you have no..

James: who? ..Me or Sirius?

Pete: both.. you

James: what don’t I have?

Pete: noo uhh. no, no collar-

Pete: I see deers with collars in zoos..

James: well I don’t want to wear a collar, that’s for wild deer

Sirius: *walks in*

Pete: you should get a.. met.. ual one..

James: metal?

Sirius: a what?

Pete: Like a..

Sirius: a metal collar? What like a prongs? Aren’t they for dogs..-

Pete: prongs..! *hugs James*

Sirius: oh! Ha Prongs!! *hugs Pete & James*

Remus: huh?

Sirius: Pete came up with another nickname!

Remus: Hold up we’re not actually gonna use them? Are we??

Sirius: of course we are.. Moony

Remus: I hate you

James: *says from the bathroom* So Remus is Moony, Sirius is Padfoot and, apparently, I’m Prongs.

Remus: what’s Peter going to be?

James: well his Animagus is a rat so we can make something out of that-

Sirius: ..rattail..!

Remus: rat’s tails look like worms kinda.. or maybe-

Sirius: wormtail!!

Pete: nuh.. uh. *still over in the toilet*

James: it’s perfect.

And that’s how they got their nicknames, thank you for listening

Remus: [texting Sirius] im out rn so I can’t listen. Is it important?

Sirius: nah just listen to the voice message later

Remus: alr

[later]

Remus: *open voice message*

Sirius: THERES A FIRE- PETE!! YOURE MAKING IT WORSE STOP- (!!)

James: *screaming in pain*

Marlene: *laughing*

Peter: *screaming in fear*

Pete: what would you wish for if you had three wishes from a genie, and you can’t wish for more wishes, more money or to bring people back from the dead

Pete: I’d wish for everytime I’ve ever wanted

Lily: ..okay, im feeling some undertones

Marlene: I’ve had some pretty bad wishes icl..

Remus: cause have you ever had a bad thought though, like ‘I wish I was dead’ or something?

James: or like you wish you could disappear?

Mary: exactly

Peter: ..no.

Sirius: I try to think positive..

Dorcas, Barty, Evan & Regulus: [who just wanted to stop by] . . .

Peter: ..and then she ran into a wall and-

Sirius: I’ve done that before

James: I don’t doubt that

Remus: then what happened?

Peter: and then..

Marlene, Dorcas & Barty: [laughing in the corner]

Sirius: where did you come from? Planet Loser?

Regulus: as opposed to planet ‘Look At Me Look at me’?

James: [who just learnt a new trick] Imma blow your mind!

Barty: Blow me

Marlene: ..

Sirius: ..

Evan: .. (me too)

Regulus: .. (.. wait what?)

James: ..

James: ..you’re mind

Barty: yuh.. okay

Dorcas: ..(I wanna go home)