Sirius Black - Blog Posts
Sirius: what did I do to be this short, like why do I deserve this??
Peter: maybe it’s revenge from something you did in a past life
Sirius: you think I did a crime in a past life?
Remus: you do crime in this life, you definitely did it in another
Sirius: ..
Sirius: I guess..
Peter: what crime do you think it would’ve been?
Lily: break and entry
Peter: murder
James: arson
Remus: aggravated assault
Marlene: he ain’t a pussy guys (!!)
Sirius: thank you Marlene! I cannot believe them-
Marlene: he definitely did them all
Sirius: …
Marlene: and probably more
Sirius: okay thanks let’s move on-
Sirius “stalks everyone” Black
Remus “hasn’t posted since 2016” Lupin
“They'll never know how I'd stared at the dark in that room. With no thoughts, like a blood-sniffing shark. And while my dreams made music in the night, Carefully, I was going to live” but it’s Sirius Black leaving.
“Last words from a shooting star” but it’s actually the Black brothers.
“Your mother wouldn’t approve of how my mother raised me” but it’s the black family to their lovers.
Regulus “please don’t say you love me” black.
Siurus “please don’t say you love me” black.
Bellatrix “please don’t say you love me” black.
Andromeda “please don’t say you love me” black.
Narcissa “please don’t say you love me” black.
James Potter spends his day having breakfast with his lovely parents and they watch their favourite show together and have fun and look through all photos and they had sm fun thinking about the past and talking about the future. Then Marlene and Peter come and visit James and his parents and they talk about them childhood and their favourite memories. Marls and Pete give James his birthday present, its a collage filled of photos, glitter and stickers and filled with little notes and written backstory of what happened in each photo. Everyone cries because it’s so cute and it’s a lovely present. Then James goes off with Pete, while Marls goes off to do something “urgent”, to see Remus and Sirius. James, Remus, Sirius and Pete go to a lovely cafe and they get coffee and tea and they talk about everything and anything, they have fun and have loads of laughs, then Sirius brings out their present which us a box, colourfully decorated and inside is James’ favourite sweets, photos of James with the others, in his deer form and by himself and his favourite muggle bands and sports teams. Then they put a bandana over James’ eyes and then bring him somewhere.
When they take his bandana off his eyes he sees, all his friends (Sirius, Remus, Pete, Marls, Lils, Reg, Frank, Alice, Barty, Pandora ect ect.) and they all around a decorated beach house covered in fairy light and laughter. James partys, drinks, drags everyone to the dance floor, dances, laughs, jokes, blows out his candles and wishes everyone and everything would stay this happy forever.
Itty bitty waists are a very prominent feature in the house of black
Who is Wolfstar’s number 1 shipper? James.
Who was always plotting to get Wolfstar together? James.
Who was the person listening to them ramble about each other? James.
Who was the person who kept trying to be them together? James.
Who took the longest to approve of their relationship after they got together after the prank? James.
James was really drunk at a party he stumbled to the bathroom to be greeted by Mary, Marlene and Lily. Marlene and Mary, instantly aware of why he’s there, go over and help he get to the toilet to vomit. Lily stands there confused why they’re helping James. Like James “asshole pure-blood” Potter?? Marlene gives out to James while he tries to sleep on the toilet, so she tells him to start talking. He rambles about how he wants to go help Pete cause he left him alone of the sofa out there, how he has to help Sirius and Remus talk because they’re too nervous to do it by themselves, how he has to give advice to Dorcas because she doesn’t know what’s the best alcohol they have, how Pandora lost her shoes and he has to help her, how Barty is overwhelmed and how he has to get him out, that Evan wants weed and he was supposed to get some for him, and how he was supposed to do and help so many people. Mary and Marlene nodding along and rubbing his back and holding his hand like it’s normal?? Lily stands there watching James potter tell them how he doesn’t have time to be sick cause there’s people who need help more.
Lily realises maybe he’s different.
James “asshole pureblood” Potter
God, I got so much shit to do today (Woke up at noon with plans to do nothing but draw Padfoot for nine hours)
*puts this out to lure prongsfoot shippers to my blog*
I feel like that thing that they posted on the harry potter official social media, is showing us a glimpse of what this reboot will be like, and how the obvious queerbating is gonna go. I have the theory that they will lean into the marauders fandom much more, and I genuinely think that if it reaches the point of a third season, we might even see Andrew Garfield as remus and/or Ben barnes as Sirius. Both actors are aware of the fancast and said they are willing to play the parts. And this might have nothing to do with the reboot but not to long ago Ben barnes talked yet again on BuzzFeed tiktok talking about Harry potter and how him an Andrew are already of age to play Sirius and Remus (not that I wouldn't love to see Ben barnes and Andrew Garfield as Sirius and Remus). But yes this is my prediction. I do believe they will queerbait more in the reboot and in the promotions for the reboot