Skizzleman - Blog Posts
so funny thinking about skizz and tango and impulse calling eachother by their igns instead of legal names irl like apparently they went to get dinner together last night and just the though of three dads calling each other by their minecraft names is just so fucking funny
Grian Hostile Mobs Download
Source: I Built a Castle in Minecraft and asked my Friends to Break In
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Hello all Minecraft/Hermitcraft fans.
Here is a comprehensive, public Google Drive folder made of various Minecraft/Hermitcraft content creators skins and their links on NameMc. Feel free to download and share the link with others.
This folder will be updated with more new content creators and more bonus unseen skins.
Official Third Life Banner.
Posted this to reference on the Grian's Minecraft Skin file.
Credit to @MyBugaboo8 (on discord) for finding this screenshot.
WAIT ITS ACTUALLY REAL I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST MAKING UP WORDS TO MAKE FUN OF SKIZZ
Scar getting war flashbacks when talking to Skizz is a very funny concept to me. The idea that Skizz reminds him of his older brother is just so perfectly hilarious that I can't stop thinking about it.
character design credits!: @y0gurtfae
LITERALLY THE COOLEST DESIGNS EVER WTF
this is sadly one of those things i’m never gonna fully finish cuz i’m lazy… and the anatomy is all wonky.. WHATEVER MAN, I HAD A BLAST MAKING THIS
firstly ignore the quality…😧 holy gaucs.. my phone is tweaking
and honestly, this is the DUMBEST THING IVE EVER SPENT MY TIME ON BUT THIS AUDIO WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD WHILE WATCHING AND I ACTUALLY CRIED LAUGHING WHEN I SAW SKIZZS BUILD 😭😭
Adding onto this with a lil sheet with design notes and other silly stuff <3
Holy shit I finished this like 3 weeks ago and then completely forgot to post Enjoy the silly block people living in my head rent-free that I draw as an excuse to experiment with design
Holy shit I finished this like 3 weeks ago and then completely forgot to post Enjoy the silly block people living in my head rent-free that I draw as an excuse to experiment with design
Your Skizz 3rd Life is so freaking cool and eatable (I bet he tastes like bluberry sufleit with chocolate). I'm screaming /pos /aff
thinking about life series + rewatching everything from etho's pov + lots of skizzle for some reason
Skizz is the woke dog /aff
2025 nuclear family
This was the highlight of my day
they are the most dads ever
👉👈👉👈
spreading my skizztek propaganda
based off that one puzzle tweet
ALL IS WELL IN crack alley SEASON 10 🩷🩷
I'm so freaking glad they are in, omg. I'm freaking out a little bit (in a good way)
This is everything I could ever dream of and more. Skizz and Joel would make an excellent addition to the server. Season 10 is definitely going to be a blast
welcome to hermitcraft joel and skizz!
shoutout to the heart foundation i heard they’re looking for a third
I'm literally so in love with your art, I physically can't stfu about it (my relatives hate me already). But, this is just so freaking cool
I love your space mining AU, it’s so interesting. Everything posted looks/sounds so cool.
But the tag “not even the best worst ambiguous alterous of this au. that’s scar and grian the worst qpr” is giving me so many questions. What’s going on with them?
nothing much, really. pretty much what i said in the tag; they are the worst duo out of all of them... not even relationship wise, but just... in general, the worst people (in a fun way), and universe decided to put them together. The second Grian disappears Scar burns down Grians kind-of-brothers house, forcing him to live in space for a while. Grian just forgives him for that insantly when he comes back like its nothing their relationship cant handle. They fit like magnets that you would like to separate but physically cannot; and the moment theyre reunited they stick together again, just as strong, even if they will hurt each other or people they love
also bonus the two other qprs. everyone gets a qpr ... huge fan of unlabeled close relationships
thank you for the kind words. :)
Galactic translations and theories of lils au
Hi! I will be translating and theorizing @enkays-den and @cannibal-walleye’s lils au posts at the end of every 7 days :)
AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4663420
So, let’s start for the first 1-7 days!
I will also say that I am a beta reader for this au, am in a gc with the two of them, and I don’t know if I know information that the public isn’t supposed to know… so if you see this and I say something and enkay/walleye don’t shoot me down before it’s too late uhhhh congrats!
I entered this au wanting Skizzpulse kissing and here I am… they hate eachother/silly
This is also my first time ever making a tumblr thread like this, so if it’s messy I’m sorry :,(
Spoilers if you want to translate days 1-7 on your own
I’ll do a summary here on what I think these journal pages are exactly
The general thought of these galactic messages are that Skizz is analyzing how much the hermits are threats to him, depending on their abilities, and he is most likely preparing if he needs to ever fight them. Knowing how they are and their strengths and weaknesses are probably the only way he can beat them if he has to.
It’s a journal but it’s also maybe a strategy guide, so Skizz knows as much as he possibly can about each hermit.
He intends for only himself to be reading it, so hopefully no one gets ahold of his journal and knows galactic, maybe it’s a prominent language from where he is from.
The more silly comments are in English, so Skizz knows that if someone does get ahold of the book that they’ll be reading the English portions
Skizz’s true thoughts/analysis is in galactic though.
Skizz is on high alert, no one is truly a friend in his mind, no matter how nice they seem.
Day 1: Impulse
IX (9) very tall, can fly, extremely heat resistant
Can shed disguise instantly.
Armourer
Axe and sword proficiency
Taught daughters how to fight.
In human form he is unarmoured could have demonic traits without the form.
Tail and talons and horns human form.
He can hurt me.
-The thing that prompts “He can hurt me” is probably on the way back to the hermit settlement thing imp and skizz run in to something/someone and they aren’t friendly, impulse kicks their ass
Alternatively, Skizz is generally scared of Imp cuz of what he’s learned of him so far
Impulse could have some talent that he shows off at some point that scares Skizz
This is just guessing tho idk-
-From these first days I’m PRETTY sure the first letters are Roman numerals for the threat/strength level of the hermit, so there will be numbers next to them.
Day 2: Grian
V (5) can fly, seems to be very agile in the air.
Others complain that he starts wars, presumably not real ones, but seems to be a menace for sure.
Likely a decent fighter.
Sneaky, impulsive
Day 3: Tango
V (5) Heat resistant, not to the extent of Impulse.
Very smart, but does not seem like a strategist.
Not very confrontational.
Despite his attitude, seems unlikely to initiate combat.
-The fact that Skizz says “strategist” instead of like “strategic person” makes me think that Skizz is grouping all the hermits together like they’re an army.
Ex: strategist tango, fighter false, etc
-“Unlikely to initiate combat” also adds to this
Day 4: Jimmy
III (3) Doesn’t seem like a fighter, no significant muscle definition, all bark no bite.
Taller than average, can fly.
Learning the ropes, so he’s not experienced.
Very loud voice, could easily warn others if he needed help.
Day 5: False
IX (9) Twice the arms, twice the danger.
Extremely skilled with weapons and fighting.
May have teleporting and night vision depending on how any end abilities she has. Not that she would tell me if she did.
Uses elytra but is probably very good at flying from all the tests.
X openly said she’s a good fighter. Is this a warning?
-Poor Skizz is realllyyyy on edge, I bet X was just very proud of False and just told Skizz that just to do it. But Skizz thinks he has an ulterior motive-
-The fact that both Impulse (who what we’ve seen so far of him in the actual fic, seems less than a 9) and False (who has 4 arms and amazing fighting skills) are both 9, what makes a 10?
-WHAT DID IMPULSE DO TO GET A 9 WITH THE SWORDFIGHTING 4 ARMS LADY??
Day 6: Mumbo
V (5) depends on phantom traits but even then they’re not that powerful.
Don’t sleep around him.
Very smart but not a fighter.
Smarts seem more technical than strategic.
His flight ability has no physical limitations like the elytras or winged hermits.
I wonder if he can tire out.
-This is a note from the whole page, Skizz comes from somewhere (world? universe?) that doesn’t have redstone. Either the hermits are rich, their land is rich, or Skizz’s old world specifically just didn’t have it.
Skizz’s old world had shulker boxes but not redstone, though maybe getting shulker boxes/pouches are easier in the lils universe
-Also, the scribbled out part was confirmed by Enkay to be Skizz crossing out sprites, and
I find it cute that Skizz is starting to use their phrasings :D
I may see if I can timeline it like which was the first entry which was the last and which are kinda in the middle. But who Skizz meets in what order could already be answered in future lils chapters, no clue, and it does seem like a lot of work but I have it noted down here sooooo maybe.
Day 7: Bdubs
IV (4) literally not a worry at night.
Aggressive personality but doesn’t seem like a fighter.
Don’t know if his abilities are different to a classic tree dryad.
His sprites like to spy.
-Bdubs’s lils are the biggest threat of Bdubs LOL
-On a less angsty note, love the thought of the army of impys and clocks following skizz
And that is all!
This is an amazing series and I love talking to Walleye and Enkay about it bec it’s loreful, angsty, and silly at the same time very cool stuff :)
See you in the next 7 days :D
“[Impulse]’s getting his health all nice and low cuz he wants my neck kisses…” -skizz “Yeah cuz the fanfic wasn’t bad enough already.” -gem
freaks I hate the freaks
ImpulseSV DOESN’T hate hugs???!!!!???!!?!!
“I cherish it [the imp and skizz friendship] as well.”
I’ve been told that you guys would like it
Just Skizz and impulse being dad to the hermits
The Angel and Devil on Skizz’s Shoulders
More MCLP AU But It’s A Sleepover :)
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