So Fucking True - Blog Posts
people don’t understand tweek the way that i do people just dont “get” him he loves saying “man” and “dude” he loves indiana jones he keeps rubber bands in his pocket hes not a chicken he face plants in his mashed potatoes he abuses cough syrup he says “are you shitting me?” he tells craig to shut up! shut up cause hes THINKING!! he gets it right the first time he says they tried to melt george lucas’s icy heart with a warm island song he goes out in the cold shirtless he was right about the gnomes he forgot the code word not a minute after he heard it and no one understands this the way i do
Tom Holland: “i’m a very private person”
Also Tom: “haha, this is where I am right now. come and find me if you’re in the area”
you tell satoru you’re nervous about sleeping over at his place for the first time because you worry about how you sound when you sleep but he insists it’s not a problem at all… come to later find out it’s because he snores like a beast so he’s the last person to judge anyone for how they sleep
when a ler laughs and says, “you liked that didn’t you?” in an audio tease because they already know you’re blushing and dying in flusteredness on the other end
🤤
I think ray manzarek and 60s roger waters should fuse together to create the ultimate hot nerd
things you can do at any stage in life:
love yourself
have a fresh start
go back to school
recover
make new friends
fall in love
go to therapy
learn a skill
discover your passion
repair relationships
change the world
find a new hobby
be happy
it isn’t too late for you. you’ll be okay. there’s no time limit on happiness.
Blue robots who I think are my friends and then they betray me and take over the game and then I have to violently dethrone them with the help of the guy who I had been fighting at the beginning of the game but now I think we're friends instead?
HUGE FUCKING REMINDER
“delulu” is not funny or cute. it is an insult to actual delusional people/beasts. DO NOT say it. it is gross
“so psycho” is also NOT funny or cute. it again is a HUGE slap in the face to actual psychotic people/beasts.
a few examples of dumb terms they are disgusting and insulting. if you say them you don’t support the mental ill
AO3 people skittering over to Tumblr together every time it goes down
Jake is the only one who Michael doesn't mind being flirted with.
Really, Michael gets almost reversely jealous when someone else tries to flirt with him. Even before him and Jake were officially dating.
He didn't think much of it at the time. He just thought Jake was playing around when he did it, and he just was better at it than others.
Lee had to explain to him that maybe only liking when one specific person playfully flirts with you might not be very platonic.
Jake does get actually jealous though. He'll glare daggers with anyone who flirts with Michael. He does not hide it as well as he think he does.
His siblings tease him constantly, especially when he's pouting and glaring across the campfire at someone trying to flirt with Michael and his siblings are just-
"How has no one else figured out you two are a thing yet-"
They're a definition of hiding in plan sight. The closet is glass but by gods the rest of the camp are birds.
i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead