i love it when there’s a ship so versatile that it fits every possible narrative
like, sports au? you got it
high school au?? couldn’t be more accurate
their pairing fits all the tropes, checks all the boxes
you find the characters falling in love with each other in every alternate universe and i think that’s the cutest thing ever (i love it so much!!)
This is perfect!😂
percy, suffering from memory loss: do i know you?
nico, determined to avoid his feelings no matter what:
NICO IS SMART AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Nico, but he gets kinda confusing, because on one hand you have:
This little grumpy ball of darkness; the son of Hades, and the Ghost King:
And on the other hand you have “Death Boy”, who had his boyfriend make a note so he can stay by his side, who was obsessed with a card game until he was 10, who uses his boyfriend as a nightlight (that one was just a head cannon):
I just read the first proper Solangelo interaction in the Blood of Olympus and AHHHH they're so CUTEEE idc that they're arguing the whole time they're adorable and I love them
Bro I would kill to see that
i hope that will solace is cast as a blonde man who looks similar to walker. i hope if we get the "youre not my type" scene both boys are dressed in virtually the same outfit and look as close to brothers as two people who arent related can look. i hope rick takes this golden opportunity to be the funniest person alive.
I have no idea what these are from but I thought y'all would appreciate some pure pjo crack
I'm bored can you tell?
Fandoms are pjo, lotr and tsc, and I hope this all makes sense because apparently this is the most productive I'm going to get today <333
Malcolm is being slowly corrupted day by day and Connor is have the time of his FUCKING LIFE 🎉 ✨
I don't think I need to tell y'all who's who, but I think that this is rather incredibly accurate, just give my boy Michael a bit more temper 🔥
ngl, Lee and Castor could be either of the above, but I'm currently rooting for worried but exasperated Cas, and an overprotective Lee who doesn't know when to quit ❤️🔥
now technically I don't ship leeluke, BUT I love the angst and this is really so them so I'm slapping it on here anyway
again, Lee and Luke could be wither of the above, but whichever one is the bigger simp (probably the first one) is definitely Luke 💘
now, this one is a bit of a shot in the dark but stick with me here
Kayla has the looks of an angel. Bright smile, gorgeous ginger locks, a well-practiced innocent expression, this kid looks like the definition of a trustworthy child you could safely leave you car keys with. Realistically, she will take the car, crash it, leave an IOU note on the bonnet and run off to bully Austin.
Nyssa is a Hephaestus chick, so she's broad and strong and probably has a face like a brick wall half of the time, but actually is the sweetest child on earth unless your name is Leo Valdez. She would hang onto your keys and give you a coffee when you get back, along with a ten minute long explanation on the faults in your exhaust pipe and the name of the nearest car garage. 🔑
I don't think I need to explain who's who. Just know that underneath that smile Will has so much locked-up anxiety it's giving him high blood pressure. 💫
Faramir is too adorably oblivious because he's had his head in a book for the last three hours and doesn't know what time it is, and Éomer is trying to shoot his shot while holding back a panic attack over such close proximity to the really cute guy he's been freakishly stalking for the past two weeks. Éowyn and Aragorn are laughing their asses off in the background and Boromir is about to walk around the corner. 🗡️
Again, I think it's pretty obvious. Ty has to focus on processing and showing his emotions, while Kit freaks the fuck out so badly he had to run to another continent because he's emotionally constipated. 🤠
meeting the in-laws i chose violence for my warm up today
OMG OMG OMG
NEW FIC IDEAS SPAWNED HOLY SHI-
The way both Will and Leo would lose their minds when they learn that Nico (wrong century) and Jason (neglected child soldier wolf boy) have never gone Trick or Treating would be so fun to watch
yeah, this is me 😭
fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied
starting school again tomorrow and my brain is full of pjo, Masonyew, solangelo, and other random shit and I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP
HOW AM I MEANT TO FOCUS ON GCSE'S WHEN THESE IDIOTS ARE CRAWLING AROUND MY HEAD 😭😭
ARGHHH 😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Quotes from my friends as pjo characters bc y not
they gradually get better (kinda)
Connor: we successfully robbed a diamond.
Travis: im so impressed
Malcolm: I'm not bailing you out
Luke, sneaking through Olympus to steal the lightning bolt: YOU SEE NOTHING FATHER, YOU. SEE. NOTHINGGGGGAH.
Leo: i dont need help, i need support
Piper: and I've got the scaffolding!
Jason: NO
Michael: Will's back is the straightest thing about him
Lee: Michael, you can't criticise, you hypocrite
Michael: have you seen him do a bridge?
Drew, talking about Lou Ellen: sometimes at night I sit there and scroll through her reposts
Mitchell: I'm aware. I heard you cackling from next door
Percy, sticking a carbonara pot on his foot: I should wear that as a shoe...
Annabeth: YOU OWN SNEAKERS??
Katie, after eating pineapple: Well, that was dehumanising.
Castor: You look like an otter.
Pollux - attempts a hair flip: I know, it's my charm
Austin, holding a pair of pyjama shorts: I cannot wear this, because Kayla will pants me, because she is hungry with vengeance.
Will: Sorry, what- I changed my mind, I don't want to know.
Nyssa: tell him hes the raisin you're looking for to put in your potato salad
Jake: I asked for relationship advice, the fuck?
Chris: I was genuinely worried that he'd come over, hold us at gunpoint and tell us to empty our pockets and all we'd be able to give him is fucking jelly babies
Clarisse: I left you for two minutes.
Malcolm: go outside and get some air!
Annabeth, on a work spree: what air? We have air in here!
Hazel: you do realise you're hopeless, right?
Nico, in a pining mood: he even twerks casually.
Hazel: I'M SORRY-
Lacy: You can't buy stuff from a charity shop, it's only for the charitable.
Drew: I'm charitable! - walks in
Lacy, when she walks back out: your card got declined
Drew: fuck off
Castor: you have such a low sense of self esteem
Lee, frantically scribbling on an infirmary form: what's self esteem?
Hey y'all apparently I need a bio or some shit so hi
I'm Melz_367
English
High school student
Taking my GCSE's next year yippee
Jake / Michael is my OTP fight me on it
#wellovesolangelotoo <3
and Malconnor why tf not
OH AND LEE AND CASTOR
almost forgot lol
but leeluke thooo....
#icantmakedecisions
You can find me on Ao3 too under the same name :D
or there's a link at the bottom i guess
Fandoms: Riordanverse, Shadowhunters, LOTR, all that stuff
Posting drabbles, funny reblogs, teasers to future works, random shit my brain thinks up and other crap 👍🏻
thought I was straight, but... self discovery? I am now bisexual? idk y'all, but it's LGBTQ+ friendly here :)
And.... yeah.
Hallo <333