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he would slay tho

*Sam as a lawyer*

Sam: Your honour, you weren't there so shut the fuck up

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Chuck: okay, who broke this

Michael: Gabriel

Lucifer: Gabriel

Gabriel: Gabriel

Chuck:

Gabriel: fuck

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Gabriel: how sad

Lucifer: are you okay?

Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money

Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya

Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci

Lucifer: That's what bros do

[Later]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: wait a damn minute

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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?

Dean: let's see...

Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito

Jack: why are you like this?

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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?

Dean: wha- really?

Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk

Dean:

Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car

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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet

Jack: I've been doing this for three years

Jack: now I have more than 1000$

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Cas similing:

Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face

Sam: what the hell, why?

Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun

Dean: I'm gonna hit him

Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...

Dean:

Dean: no.

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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this

Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you

Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.

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[texting]

Dean: hi

Castiel: hello

Dean: hola

Casyiel: come eat ass

Castiel: NO

Castiel: estas***

Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE

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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic

Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?

Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Sam: no, you idiot

Gabriel: OH OH OH

Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

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Castiel: how do you feel?

Dean: I do not

Chuck: Jack, I’m your grandfa-

Bobby, already cocking a shotgun: Step away from my grandson

Gabriel: What’s up I’m back

Lucifer: I literally saw you die, you died, you were dead

Gabriel: Death is just a social construct

Sam: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.

Jack: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.

Sam: Ah... yes. My vision orbs..

Jack: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules?

Sam: What?

Jack: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Sam: Alright, I'm gonna go to bed, don't do murder

Jack: Why would I murder anyone?

Castiel: I wasn't planning on it, but now I will

Dean: Fuck you, don't tell me what to do

Sam: Literally fuck all of you, why am I friends with you?

Dean: cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves.

Cas: you taste like cantaloupe?

Therapist: Mr.Winchester, your life isnt a movie.

Sam: i hope its a short film

Therapist: ....