Supernatural Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
he would slay tho
*Sam as a lawyer*
Sam: Your honour, you weren't there so shut the fuck up
Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Sam: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.
Jack: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.
Sam: Ah... yes. My vision orbs..
Jack: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules?
Sam: What?
Jack: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
Jack: Hey, we’re supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-
Castiel: You CANNOT take an angel blade to school
Jack: Actually I wanted to borrow an spare trench coat and maybe a tie?
Jack: … why are you crying? Is something wrong?
Dean: cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves.
Cas: you taste like cantaloupe?
Spn tweets test (Gabriel's rampage)
Annoyed bc why is it so long on discord
Yep! Gonna be making spn tweets soon!!
Spn Incorrect quotes pt1
Belphegor: Bitches wanna be me so bad....... Jack: .........You stole my body. Belphegor: Don't be stingy bitch
Trying something new
Dean: Burger My King. Charlie: Taco My Bell. Dean: Sub My Way. Charlie: Jimmy My John's. Dean: Jack In My Box. Charlie: Dunkin' My Donuts. Dean: Whiten My Castle. Charlie: ........I don't like that last one Sam: .......... Castiel: ............
Got bored in math again
Dean: Go big or go home
Sam: Please, go home
Dean: *camera zoom in on his mischievous little face*
Sam: For the love of all that is holy, go home
*Sam watching the news* Apparently someone kidnapped a bear from the zoo
Dean: lunatics
*Castiel and Jack walking in covered in dirt with a feral bear on a leash from Walmart*
Dean: *silently proud*
Sam: *sighs* I'll go get the fake IDs
A message From Dean
Hey kiddo, I know the world is fucked up right now and it feels like everything is spinning out of control, but we'll get through this, we always have. Moose and I will always be proud of you for making this far, I know how hard it was to get out of bed but I'm proud of you. Just please, don't give up, we love you and will always be there to support you. Keep fighting kiddo, love ya.
-Your big brother who is secretly 27 squirrels in a leather jacket
I love Cas so much he's literally just
In a trench coat
Cas: *the kind of person to collect cool rocks*
Sam: *the kind of person to identify the rocks and their uses*
Dean: *the kind of person to throw said rocks at people*
Bobby: *the kind of person to sit back and watch the carnage*
*y/n and Crowley playing with matches*
Sam: You're gonna start a fire!
Dean: *inhales sharply*
Sam: don't-
Dean: wE DiDn'T StArt ThE fIrE🎶🎶🎶🎶
Sam: *face palms*
Bobby: idjits