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destiel is like. i dont even know what it's like. it's a closed practice. you shouldnt watch supernatural . and you shouldnt appropriate our holidays because you dont celebrate in a cas honoring way. i went to fifteen years of supernatural school to learn how to act appropriately devout and people on the street who skimmed a tweet once think they know as much about supernatural as i do genius. i'm lost in this metaphor. sorry
What the fuck did i miss
misha collins, salute to supernatural (creation entertainment), new jersey, 2022 / spn 5x04 “the end” / stands (april 25th, 2022) / this post by @casgirl / misha collins (april 26th, 2022) / cemetry gates, the smiths / lament for icarus, herbert james draper / litany in which certain things are crossed out, richard siken / brokeback mountain dir. ang lee (2005) / nice dream, radiohead
911 characters as supernatural characters but in terms of how they’re handled on the show
bobby = dean (killing the suicidal character)
eddie = cas (important moments happen off screen and he’s also just NOT there)
buck = sam (hasn’t let him had any proper growth and doesn’t address deeper more interesting issues within the character)
hen = meg (making them suffer over and over again for. No reason)
karen = mary (such an interesting character that the show fails to fully realise/utilize)
gerard = john (show keeps trying to redeem him for some fucking reason)
blaze = miracle (random ass dog)
Happy Destiel day you guys!!!!! 16 years holy shit??
Also wtf is going on with trump AGAIN ISTG
Happy 19th anniversary Supernatural!!!
on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
And every time he puts it back ON is an other ten years
everytime cas takes off the trenchcoat and we see him in that cunty ass suit, ten years gets added to my life
Once again inspired by some post I saw, but I'm too lazy to look for it
Once again drawing a Tumblr post I saw on Pinterest, then uploaded to Instagram, then Tumblr again. ✨It's a full circle✨
Based on this Pinterest post, becouse it's hiarious and i thought I'd draw it :)
Not me trying my hardest to get all my schoolwork done by thanksgiving so I can shift my focus to what really matters, Destiel fanfiction
misha collins seemingly coming out as bi and then having to un-come out and tweet that actually he's straight on the day elon musk buys twitter sounds like a @one-time-i-dreamt post and yet
since people are forgetting
I have won everyone else can go home
and so after hours of hard work and absolutely no one asking, i present: what supernatural being that has inexplicably fallen in love with dean winchester are you?
As a destiel shipper I just want to say that was funny so I can't even be mad well played anti well played 👏😏
Reminder that Dean x the poodle are more canon than Destiel will ever be
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Misha Collins is in the Boys S5.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
"I want a Supernatural revival."
Eric Kripke: "We have Supernatural revival at home."
Supernatural revival at home:
if i had a nickel for every time castiel has stolen a straight couple's kid to raise them with dean as their own, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
I understand it’s probably bc he’s Baby and all but like. there are not enough jokes about the fact that Jack is the actual literal antichrist. like. the fact that satan possessed the president and then slept with a monica lewinsky character insert and produced a ball of sunshine is already incredibly funny but. we’re sleeping on a world of comedy here. do you think Dean ever made him watch the omen movies?
Incorrect Quotes 4
Chuck: okay, who broke this
Michael: Gabriel
Lucifer: Gabriel
Gabriel: Gabriel
Chuck:
Gabriel: fuck
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Gabriel: how sad
Lucifer: are you okay?
Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money
Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya
Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci
Lucifer: That's what bros do
[Later]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: wait a damn minute
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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?
Dean: let's see...
Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito
Jack: why are you like this?
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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?
Dean: wha- really?
Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk
Dean:
Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car
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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet
Jack: I've been doing this for three years
Jack: now I have more than 1000$
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Cas similing:
Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face
Sam: what the hell, why?
Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun
Dean: I'm gonna hit him
Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...
Dean:
Dean: no.
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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this
Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you
Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.
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[texting]
Dean: hi
Castiel: hello
Dean: hola
Casyiel: come eat ass
Castiel: NO
Castiel: estas***
Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE
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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic
Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?
Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Sam: no, you idiot
Gabriel: OH OH OH
Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM
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Castiel: how do you feel?
Dean: I do not
Lucifer: *is drowning*
Jack: I'd save him but who am I to play god?
Gabriel: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOD NOW!!!!
cas: what are the symptoms of teenage depression?
dean: why are you asking me?
cas: jack was helping with the laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and i heard him say "why has god forsaken me"
Jack: Can I have another cookie?
Dean: What did Cas say?
Jack: He said no
Dean: Then why should I say yes?
Jack: because he’s not the boss of you
Dean, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap
Chuck: Jack, I’m your grandfa-
Bobby, already cocking a shotgun: Step away from my grandson
Chuck: I am in charge, so you have to do what I say
Castiel: Yeah, no
Chuck: I'm God
Castiel: And I'm an atheist
Chuck: How can you say I don't exist? I'm standing right here
Castiel: I didn't say you don't exist. I said I don't believe in you
Chuck: What?
Castiel: You'll never achieve your dreams
Adam: *at 3am* If bike is short for bicycle then mike is short for micycle
Michael: wait—
Gabriel: Shhh let him speak Micycle
things misha collins, agent of chaos, has as really done:
- repeatedly used justin bieber as a means of flirting with his co star
- renewed his wedding vows dressed in drag, holding a bouquet of organic vegetables
- paid jared padalecki over a thousand dollars in coins after losing a bet
- found out about destiel by reading fanfic
- got arrested for a suspected bank robbery (he was actually just using the light on the roof of a bank to read his book. y’know. as you do)
- “what are they going to do, fire me?”
- tricked larry king into thinking the spn cast have regular orgies on set
- “accidentally” tweeted a link to an in-depth, cockles analysis tumblr post
- produced farts that caused a fellow plane passenger to pass out twice and require medical assistance
- asked amazon if they ship destiel or wincest