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sam and dean being Known serial killers who have been on the fbi watchlist for a decade and have faked their deaths multiple times is actually very funny. I like to think literally everyone in town knows they're wanted by multiple US agencies but are like. they've evaded arrest so many times. do we really wanna anger the serial killers? no one in town has been killed let's not push it. and then the longer it goes on they begrudgingly start to like the winchesters because they tip well and are generally helpful around the community. plus their son is an absolute delight and everyone wants to figure out what's going on between dean and the weird trenchcoat guy who hangs around sometimes. like, they can't turn them into the cops before getting resolution on their relationship! the town has a betting pool! sam starts a community garden and dean jumps at the chance to help with odd jobs if he over hears people complaining about something when he's hanging out. they're politer than most of the normal locals.
you know how some towns are like 'oh yeah that's the house where the Witch lives'? everyone in lebanon is just like 'there's the nuclear fallout shelter where our local serial killers live ❤ they're pillars of this community ❤ snitch to the feds and the town will band together to eliminate you❤'
Gabriel: Grammar tip “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance
Sam: Do you? Do you need a hug?
Gabriel, tearing up: Yes...
Some cute stuff, because I want so
Gabriel:I want to be loved
Sam:*covers him with a blanket*
Sam:*brings candies, ice cream and a cake*
Sam:*hugs Gabriel tightly and kisses him*
Gabriel:*melts*
Sam: I'm Sam. Short for Samuel
Castiel: I'm Cas. Short for Castiel
Gabriel: I'm Gabriel. I'm just short
Dean: I'm trash
Castiel: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Dean: :D
Gabriel:
Gabriel: Sam, I'm trash.
Sam: I know bitch I can't find an effective way to get rid of you either
Gabriel: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Cas: [crouches down]
Dean: [kneels down]
Sam: [sits on the floor]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: I fucking hate you all
Gabriel: ABCDEFGHIJK-
Gabriel: L!
Lucifer: Why did you say the alphabet to figure out what came after K?
Gabriel: ....
Micheal: You’re an archangel Gabriel.
Raphael: Seriously, get it together.
Gabriel: FIRST OFF, YOU TELL ME WHATS AFTER P AND SECOND, ITS HARD OK!
Micheal, Lucifer, Raphael: Q. The answer is Q.
Gabriel: OH FUCK OFF!
okay i’m sure someone has said this before, but we were robbed of long-term cons/undercover stories on Supernatural.
like, all the hilarious scenes of them pretending to be anything other than FBI agents, but make it weeks of undercover work?
Sam goes undercover and Gabe keeps popping in at random times, so the entire frat house stages an intervention where they first go to Sam to tell him “buddy it’s okay, you don’t have to hide your boyfriend”
and then they go to Gabe and are like “listen if you hurt him, we will beat you up”
Sam and Gabe are not dating, but “oh no he’s just an angel who tends to fuck me over and help me, so i’m cautious” is not a good defense
so Sam and Gabe are dating now for the run of this undercover mission
Dean and Cas are continuously mistaken as a couple
they bring Claire and/or Jack along for a mission, and everyone goes “oh your teenage daughter/son —” and Dean can’t even tell them no
(like give me We’re the Millers vibes but actually funny)
there are fun montages where we switch between one Winchester brother of them at a tupperware party and another fighting a monster, and both scenes are framed as Scary AF
Bobby visits them while they’re undercover and he never comes up with a fake identity, he’s always The Dad
(they don’t talk about it, but Bobby goes very soft when someone calls him Dean or Sam’s dad)
Dean goes undercover with only Claire at one point, and everyone assumes he was a teenage dad and is now a single dad prematurely graying because Claire is a wild child, and Dean is like “no- actually you are correct that is exactly what happened”
Bobby and Ellen go undercover and their cover was friends, but everyone assumes they’re elderly couple who found each other post-midlife crisis and are both already divorced/widowed once and they can’t correct them
Cas goes undercover as a Beekeeper at least once
Jack is de-aged and Dean and Cas are suddenly a cute gay couple with a toddler in a sub-urban neighbourhood
they have all gone undercover as a mechanic
Dean has also gone undercover as a journalist/photographer, especially if it’s related to any kind of music business
Dean and Jo have gone undercover as friends but everyone went “oh hey dude is that your sister” so they just rolled with it and never talked about the fact that people looked at them and immediately saw their behavioural similarities, the way they smile in a similar way, and thought “family”
Claire brings Kaia along, and Cas is now a dad helping his daughter and future daughter-in-law moving into their new flat together (they actually want to keep the flat at the end of the mission)
Sam gets to be a cool uncle to Jack when he goes undercover as a highschool/college student
just, the potential!
Gabriel:*gives Michael his phone, Adam is calling* Here, your boyfriend is calling
Michael: He is NOT my boyfriend!
Michael:*answers the phone* Hello, sunshine!
Gabriel:....
gabriel, throwing an arm around jack: ah! my nephewlim!
Sam: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.
Jack: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.
Sam: Ah... yes. My vision orbs..
Jack: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules?
Sam: What?
Jack: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
@askthebunker
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Micheal: *flying*
Gabriel: *throws a rock at him*
Micheal, as he's falling: Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this!
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Micheal: *playing the harp*
Gabriel: LOL. Fucking nerd!
Michael: Why you bully me?
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Dean: If you hurt my brother, I’ll fucking kill you and-
Gabriel: Yeah Yeah Yeah, whatever boss man. I have no intention on hurting Sammy. To be honest, I’m more scared of your mom.
Dean:
Dean: no, that’s fair.
Sam: Alright, I'm gonna go to bed, don't do murder
Jack: Why would I murder anyone?
Castiel: I wasn't planning on it, but now I will
Dean: Fuck you, don't tell me what to do
Sam: Literally fuck all of you, why am I friends with you?
Jack: Dad can you pass me the salt
Sam Dean and Cas all go to hand him salt
Jack: …thanks dad..s
Sam,Dean,Cas insink: you’re welcome
Rowena: Jack hon do me a wee favor and shoot me please.
Dean: *sitting on the floor* Guys the floor is lava!
Dean: *jumps on the sofa*
Sam: *puts his feet up onto the love seat from where they were on the floor and continues reading his book*
Gabriel: * gets off the sofa and lies face up on the floor*
Dean: Gabe the floor is lava
Gabriel: I know, I welcome the sweet relief of death.
Sam: Gabe are you okay?
Gabriel: What do you think, I’m never okay life is meaningless.
Dean: Gabe get on the fucking sofa.
Gabriel: *flips onto the rug* There, I’m not on the floor.
Dean: *sighs* Fuck you Gabe.
Sam: (drunk) hey! You’re my favourite bitch
Gabriel: I… didn’t realize I was your bitch. Or that you had other bitches
Sam: your other personalities are also my bitches, but this one’s my favourite.
Gabriel: awwww…I think?
Sam: ya know, being tall has a lot of disadvantages.
Gabe: yeah right, Name one.
Sam: the cramp I get in my neck everytime I look at you.
Dean: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Castiel: Hold on. Hey, Gabriel how tall are you?
Mary: can you pass the-
Gabriel: I’m in love with your son!
Mary: salt. Uh… which one?
Gabriel: Sam, obviously.
Mary: good, cuz they don’t talk about it, but I’m pretty sure Dean and Castiel secretly got married and never bothered to tell anyone.
Castiel: Why can’t you go to Arizona?
Lucifer: Let’s just say there might be a warrant there for my arrest…and in Ohio…and some other states I can never remember
Gabriel: Well you just gotta remember the song I made for you
Gabriel (singing): What are the states where Luci can’t go, Arizona, Utah, and Ohio
Castiel: Oh my
Gabriel (singing again): There’s three more states where Luci can’t be, Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennesee
Lucifer (also sings): I’m also not welcome in Europe
Sam: It's really dark here
Gabriel: Don't worry I got this
Gabriel: *stomps heelies*
Gabriel: *slips and falls*
Gabriel: Damn it. I thought I was wearing my light up Skechers
Sam: I'm glad it's dark
Dean: I’m cold
Castiel: I told you to bring a coat! (Begrudgingly wraps Dean in his trench coat)
Sam: it’s pretty cold out
Gabriel: here (wraps self around Sam) better?
Sam: uh… we’re about to go question the witness, so…
Gabriel: shhhh… just let it happen
Dean: cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves.
Cas: you taste like cantaloupe?
I FEEL VIOLATED
There it is again. That familiar urge to finish Supernatural knowing damn well I'll give up before I reach s15
Major good omens season 2 spoilers
He's just like me frr
dean and cas have a really bad argument one time and when they’re in the making up stage dean is just like “okay hit me” and cas is like ???? and dean is like “i pissed you off i deserve it so just hit me” and cas frowns and touches him on the arm over the handprint and very softly tells him that he doesn’t deserve to be physically punished for his wrongdoings and dean just. gets all quiet and doesn’t talk for a while