Teba - Blog Posts
what if every single race in hyrule swapped. like instead of sidion for xoras domain you'd have head of guard teba who is good at spear throwing, or in goron City you would have chief riju and the best blacksmith bulira (I can't spell her name) and in rito village you would have sidon the chiefs son. I just think it would be brill
I have just discovered the absolute JOY of playing as Teba while listening to rock music.
“I never thought the rito champion would be so...”
Arrogant, stuck up, prissy, short, self absorbed, tsundere, young, over dramatic, dismissive, argumentative, flashy, sarcastic, assholish, rude, sassy, dry- If there’s a word to discribe all of this, it’s Revali.
If you think too hard about it, age of calamity is pretty fucking confusing. But I think my favorite part of it is that the 4 champion successors just jumped into the portals without any clue what they were doing and DID NOT question it. Especially Teba who had literally NO idea who or what Revali was doing and just went a’ight.
Saki, looking at the portal in the middle of their house and the rito fighting through it: Honey? What is that?
Teba, already strapping on gear: No idea, wait here I’ll be back
Divine Beast Vah Medoh Travel Log
(Did some writing from Link’s POV. It’s early game him [I have 6 hearts and barely any food, doing a run where I can’t fast travel, I have to give Link a sleep schedule to the best of my ability and at least one meal a day, though it wouldn’t be bad if he stayed up collecting bugs all night right???] But I wanted to kinda do a RP run to challenge myself and develop some new Headcannons. But here’s the stuff I wrote down as I did Vah Medoh! Enjoy :)
Link's Diary:
Word Count: 656
NIGHT 1
With Teba’s help, I was able to board the Divine Beast. It was a little scary with the cannons, as they sounded like Guardians, but it wasn’t too bad for me. Unfortunately though, we didn’t both come out unscathed as Teba was injured by one of the blasts. After a word of encouragement from him, he returned to the Flight Range. I hope he’s ok…When I registered the Sheikah Slate to Vah Medoh though…I heard a voice. He seemed…annoyed at me. He seemed to know what I was there for…Is it Revali? He sounds exactly like him…He challenged me to get the map, and I didn’t run into too much trouble as I got it. The air was filled with this sickly flaky stuff, ew. But, I found the first terminal!
DAY 1
Well, I solved the puzzle for the second terminal pretty fast, though I feel kind of sick trying to keep Magnesis up and working while Vah Medoh goes back and forth tilting this way and that…Makes me nauseous…I would try eating something but maybe lying down would help…Sorry Revali…I think.
After a nap I do feel a bit better. I decided to get some fresh air, but it was a bad idea too…I got a little lightheaded from how high up I am. Though the view of Hyrule is so worth it…I got a picture of the castle too. It’s so small! I climbed to the very front of Vah Medoh and got a Giant Ancient Core! Not very excited to go back though…everything is so narrow…lucky for me I have the Paraglider, but I don’t think it would even last that long from how high in the air I am. Ugh….Nauseous again…this thing was definitely not built for Hyilans….ugh…DAMMIT I MISSED THE TERMINAL. And now Revali is laughing at me…great. I think I’m gonna vomit…I got another terminal though! It’s not the same one I passed, but it’s still closer to the goal. Two more to go! Revali even sounds impressed!
NIGHT 2
ONE MORE!! But I think I need to vomit seriously. Uh…Nobody look? Revali especially, I’m already embarrassed from earlier-
Out comes…the last two meals I had…ugsh….uhh…I feel terrible…I think I’m dying…I think I’ll lay down again…
…I had my first nightmare…It was…Unsettling. The cannons on Vah Medoh were all aimed at me, and I couldn’t move…Revali was it there too…He just repeated what he said in the memory I regained…Maybe the motion sickness got to me, hah…
DAY 2
Well, I’m at the last terminal. It’s now or never! I spent the rest of the night roasting a bunch of foods on the fire I made. Don’t worry, Vah Medoh isn’t flammable! I got the last terminal! It’s time to take this thing back from Ganon!
I…I did it. I freed Vah Medoh from the Blight…And almost….cried. Not from the fight but…I guess seeing Revali again did something to me…His spirit, that is…He seemed proud, unlike how he looked in that memory I gained…Maybe…Maybe he is proud of me? I don’t get why but…It made me really happy to see him. I’m glad that Rito Village is safe now though, and I’m glad for the new skill Revali passed down to me. It’s named after himself, which…isn’t surprising. The fight against the Blight was really tough and I got hurt a lot, but it was all worth it in the end, the Rito can fly freely in the sky now with no worries! I should probably go check on Teba though…
I checked up on him, he’s ok! I also spoke with the Elder, he said I would be the splitting image of my past self with the ‘sword that seals the darkness’ or something like that. Sounds important! Anyway he gave me a reward! It’s…It’s Revali’s bow..? Ok I think I need a moment, lots of emotions are being felt right now…
this is sweet mostly just putting it here so i can find it whenever i want but that’s mostly why i reblog things
Hey I read ur Dadvali au posts, and I never knew I needed it until now!! You got anymore headcanons for it?
Well I was already thinking up some more Dadvali headcanons so here you go along with some Revalink in the mix!
Teba was named after a Rito warrior Revali looked up to, Deba, while Kass was named after Link’s mother, Cassidy. (The doctor SWORE that Kass was going to be a girl)
When Revali was laying the eggs, he definitely grabbed Link by the shirt and yelled “You did this to me!” at him
Revali has a brood pouch right under his chest that he kept Teba and Kass under to keep them warm before they hatched and when they were still hatchlings
The few times Revali couldn’t keep the boys under him, it takes a little extra attention to make sure the brood pouch doesn’t collapse, Link would wrap them up in a blanket and sit with them while Revali took a break
Before the eggs hatched, Revali was really broody and protective of them. So much so that Link was the only one that was allowed to take them besides himself
It’s not uncommon for Rito to ask someone else to teach their children to fly, mostly because the parents either don’t fly well themselves or they just can’t find the time. Despite this Revali taught Teba and Kass to fly himself. The incident with that flight teacher was not pretty (think of that scene from Hotel Transylvania 2)
Teba was 100% Kass’ wingman to get with Amali. One; Because he’s a good brother. And two; Because he wanted to save him from the overzealous teasing and “advice” he himself had to endure from Revali and Link when he started crushing on Saki
Kass didn’t start speaking until around seven. Link made sure that his first sentence was “I love you papa” to Revali
Since Teba was blind, Revali taught him how to read wind currents and use the changes in them to in a ways see where something or someone is
If you asked who the fun and who the responsible parent is, I’d say both Link and Revali. They both teach Teba and Kass and play with them
Revali was actually made Kass’s accordion. In BOTW, his teacher gave it to him but Kass didn’t find out Revali was the one who made it until he found a note addressed to him as an adult. In AOC, Revali gave it to him, it was also the day that he told Kass he supported his love for music
In BOTW, Link gave Teba the Great Eagle bow and told him it’s what Revali would’ve wanted and that it was better in his hands. In AOC, Revali gave Teba the bow, once he was big enough to hold it without falling over that is
Bonus;
Link: You two have terminal baby disease!
Teba: Coo?
Kass: *cocks head*
Link: It’s true! The doc said so!
Link: *picks them up* You’re just baby!
Revali: Pff What are you doing?
more shitposts because y’all really like them for some reason
My last shitpost was received well so here’s another one. BoTW/AoC characters as “i’m breaking up with you” posts. Original meme was found on Twitter.