The Mortal Instruments - Blog Posts
Not ur bitch
Nobody Beats Jace Herondale
Percy: My mother was made Hades’s Prisoner
Jace: Mine killed herself after my fathers’s death, I never knew her and I was dug out of her corpse.
Percy: Well, we have the Mist
Jace: We have glamour AND runes
Percy: My eyes is a beautiful sea green
Jace: Mine is gold and I’m naturally blond.
Percy: I almost got killed a million times in my series and I came out of Tartarus.
Jace: Big deal, I actually died and the Angel Raziel raised me back from the dead.
Percy: I have a movie.
Jace: So do I, and I have a Neflix series though the actor is not as stunningly attractive as I am.
Percy: I was betrayed by my so called good friend, Luke.
Jace: My adoptive father and brother are the villan of my series and I not only thought Valentine was my real father but I was also connected to Sebastian.
Percy: Ugh....I give up, I challenge you to a sword fight.
*Jace lights up a Seraph Blade and twists it expertly, flipping his hair
Percy: Umm, nevermind.
me trying to continue the book after reading my favourite character’s death
I don't know where I am going with this but I literally love every book I read.
me: i hate cliches.
author: and that night in each others arms neither one of them had nightmares
me: oh my god they didnt have nightmares in each others arms *visible sobs*
you know who would get along well?
Number Five and Raphael Santiago.
change my mind.
The Perfect fan cast for Alastair Carstairs
It was extremely difficult to find ethnic Persian men that had blond hair but not coloured eyes and pale skin. After searching for a few minutes I believe I found the perfect fan cast for Alastair.
Meet Hamid Fadaei
(Alastair's real hair is dark brown and he has beady eyes).
"there was sadness in his eyes, a sadness so profound it was almost frightening"
me:
Mark Blackthorn is so pure, I love him so much 🙇❤
I'm sorry but George Lovelace is the definition of underrated.
will is not just a meme. he is also a mood.
my heart is already broken thanks to you cassie so...it was necessary? I'm-
"Me gustaría ser bueno en algo que podría añadir belleza al mundo en lugar de pintar con sangre, de verdad, pero ahí lo tienen. "
Matthew Fairchild
Heroes aren’t always the ones who win. They’re the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming back. They don’t give up. That’s what makes them heroes.
gifset aesthetic = clary fray ♡ heroes aren’t always the ones who win. they’re the ones who lose, sometimes. but they keep fighting, they keep coming back. they don’t give up. that’s what makes them heroes.
I can't believe we all fogot about this
magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry
valentine is so hateful like wth you tell your daughter that the love of her life is her bother like go to a psychiatrist man
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Alec:
Jace: What are you talking about?-
Jace, a second later:
Will, singing Welsh songs:
Ragnor:
Ragnor:
Ragnor: do you take any requests?
Will: oh sure!
Ragnor: Please stop
Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot
Also Jace: tf is a mango?
me reading cob for the first time: mmhm idk if i like these mcs
clary: *slaps jace for the 10%*
me: you had my interest… but you now you have my love little girl
James and Matthew fighting a demon
Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!
James : no, we’re in this together
Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices
This is still one of the best scenes from TLBOTW.
Malec literally being parents here. Alec is so proud and is about to cry over Jace's plans, and Magnus is just basically "You did good. It's just usually you're a reckless dummy."
The Shadowhunters Chronicles x Brooklyn 99
Idk why I made this but enjoy ig
Matthew Fairchild:
Matthew Fairchild:
Isabelle lightwood:
Anna Lightwood:
Christopher lightwood:
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave