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- Bisexual blonde disasters

- Thinking Jem is The Coolest™

- In love with someone who they think could never love them back🥺

- beING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

- Beautiful & charismatic

- impeccable fashion taste

- a BIG FUCKIN MOOD

Dru: *texting Thais* I heard Kit say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I'm here

Dru: he asked Ash what he wanted, and I popped up from the floor and said "I don't know, maybe a milkshake"

Dru : I have never heard two grown ass part faerie shadowhunters scream louder

Kit, running into the room: HEY-

Jem: shhhh Minaa is sleeping

Kit: oh ok sorry

Jem: what's up?

Kit: the cat is on fire-

Alastair Carstairs is the most bottom-y bottom to ever bottom. In this essay I will-

I honestly live for an ash & kit friendship. Them talking bragging about their Blackthorn s/o's to each other, them being badass part faerie warriors together, them talking about deep emotional shit at 2am when they're at their lowest, kit introducing ash to all the mundane stuff he grew up with, ash teaching kit some fancy faerie fighting/languages/etc, like honestly if they aren't parabatai I'll live but FOR GOODNESS SAKES LET THEM BE BFFS PLEASE

James: Matthew and I don't have pet names for each other

Lucie: *smiles smugly* yah okay... What do bees make?

James: A hive?? I don't know, I don't have a lot of knowledge on bees, Lucie!

Matthew: *screaming* BEE?? THERE'S A BEE?? WHERE???

Do you pronounce it Her-on-dale or are you normal

Ty, noticeable disheveled as he enters the room: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

Kit, also disheleved and grinning smugly: I'm stuff

Ragnor be like-

Will: my children are fine-

Tessa: your children have raised the dead, burned down an ancient family manor, conspiricized against the Clave, been manipupated by a phsychopath's daughter, and been in almost as much danger as we have. Is that what you call fine?

So I've never actually heard Champagne Problems cuz I rarely listen to taylor but everyone was screaming about it so I decided to check it out and BRO THE JORDELIA VIBES IT GIVES OFF ARE SO STRONG-

It's funny how we all collectively ignore things as a fandom sometimes.

Like the fact that Livvy almost possessed Mina, therefor almost killing her, before she was even born.

Jesse: where did u learn to fight like that?

Lucie: I have an older brother and his three friends that are like family

Jesse: really?

Lucie: yeah, Christopher blows up everything he touches, James used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Thomas prefers wildcats, and Matthew can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn't going to let anyone give them shit for that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on

Writing a kit+ty human highschool au

So I'm writing this au where johnny rook is murdered and kit is kinda like "oh no imma have to go have a hard knock life now" but then Tessa and Jem r like "ya lol he's a herondale we love Herondales we'll adopt him" but the thing is kit is kind of a punk f boy and he's brooding and hurting so he's all cold to them but then he goes to the new highschool and meets the Blackthorns and stuff and things get spicy but ANYWAYS who's interested?

Zara Dearborn is the Professor Umbridge of the tsc fandom solely because we collectively hate her a 100 times more than the actual villains

Kit with his ears pierced.

That's it, that's the post.

Kit: when we have a daughter we should name her Lizard and call her liz and people would be like "oh, is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say "no, my name is lizard."

Ty: you are officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate

Ty:

Ty: and since when are we having a daughter?

I still can't believe Janus killed these two precious beans

Thank you Jace, for proving to my friends that my hate for cucumbers is not irrational and if they still want to eat those disgusting green things they are contradicting the one and only Jace herondale.

200 followers!!!!!

*le gasp* wow i never expected this to happen i feel like a celebrity on one of those award show thingys but only instead of everyone barely caring you just care even less

But anyways thank u alllllll I love you

Matthew better get a happy ending or so help me I will riot please my boy has already suffered so much

*Kit pulling up to the Institute in a bright red convertible, stacked in Gucci and rocking a pair of black sunglasses, La Cucaracha blasting from the speakers*

Kit: Dru, you're not going to fucking believe the day I've had-

I don't know if we've fully acknowledged that Kit becoming King of Faerie is actually a real and plausible possibility

Tessa: Kit is at that very special age when Herondales only have one thing on their mind.

Jem: Their chaotic love-lives?

Tessa: Well, yes, I was going to say hating themselves to the point of self-destruction but that works too

Sweater Weather is Kit and Ty's song and no one can deny it. Kit blasting it in Devon and crying and trying to get over Ty and even later when theyve made up and they're together Ty plays it quietly in his headphones and I just-

You know what would be awesome? If some freaking dragons showed up in twp.

Just think about it? Like there's so many possibilities?? The tmi and twp gang are fighting, some freaking dragon demons show up and we definitely get an iconic Jace/Alec interaction of shock. Or, better yet, everyone's fighting and stuff isn't looking so good, when maybe Kit or Dru show up riding a dragon and save everybody. How fucking awesome would that be

I don't think y'all understand how much I love dark!Julian. And no, not my sad boi emotionless!Julian, but the Julian that Kit describes as "the kind of person who could descend into Hell and come out with the devil himself owing him a favor." and Kieran says has a "ruthless heart" and is so fucking clever and starts whole fucking wars like dude you can't get better than that

Honestly Downworlder parties are such an aesthetic?? Like I wanna go get drunk off faerie dust and make out with cute vampire girls and do shots with my werewolf buddies while I laugh with a couple of good-natured sarcastic warlocks looking to have a good time