These Idiots - Blog Posts
It’s canon that they are always willing to put themselves on the line for the other.
It is actual canon that Stiles goes back for Derek in the elevator after Scott leaves with Deucalion and Blake has two of the three parents.
It is actually canon that Stiles convinced the FBI to let him on a dangerous field op as an intern just to save Derek, risking his life and future with the FBI for him.
It is actual canon that despite screaming at Derek about his second psychotic mass murdering girlfriend the second she walks back into the area Stiles steps in front of Derek.
It is actual canon that Derek believed Stiles about Blake, despite the spell she cast on him and was willing to not kill her so they had a chance to find Stiles’ father because he asked him not to do it.
It is actual canon that Derek put himself between Liam and Stiles on the full moon when he was losing control on the way to Mexico, despite being essentially human at the time.
It is actual canon that when Derek was leaving, everyone turned towards Stiles.
It is actual canon that Stiles got into a fight with Chris Argent about Kate’s involvement in the fire to defend Derek while Chris is essentially attacking him and Jackson in the hospital.
It is actual canon that Stiles is the one who is able to find Derek when Kate kidnaps him, because he understood what Derek would do/ had done. (The first time)
It is actual canon that when Derek is involved with something, everyone turns to Stiles.
It is actual canon that Stiles was pissed when Scott lied about Derek being the one killing people.
It is actual canon that Derek will always protect Stiles first and Stiles will do the same.
Thinking of the Ted stays au. Casper would def always pick him up and carry him around
Sam: So… I’ve seen that you’ve been spending a lot of time with Kara recently.
Lena: No, Sam, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.
Sam: (scoffs) Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Lena: No! You’re the only one for me!
Sam: Is that so?
Lena: I promise! Kara and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.
Sam: So there’s no best-friends-feelings involved?
Lena: You’re still my one and only best friend. She’s just the love of my life; nothing more.
Sam: But I’m still the platonic love of your life?
Lena: Of course bro!
Sam: Bro…
Kara: (realising that both the woman she loves and her best friend are idiots) What the…?
This isn’t a shitpost though. It’s a literal play by play of what happened between these 2 idiots. I wonder if Paul lies in bed late at night and regrets not taking John up on his offer of a repeat performance?
Get Back Part 2 - India Conversation: The Subtext
Paul: "You just sort of see us, what we're doing..." "It's unbelievable, you know?"
Subtext: Boy did we act completely abnormally in India!
George: "What were you doing?"
Subtext: You and John have been acting extremely weirdly since India, what the hell happened between you guys there???"
John: "Yes, what were we doing?"
Subtext: Yes George, something significant *did* happen between Paul and I but we're not going to explicitly tell you what it was.
Paul: "I don't really know, you know?" "But it's like, we totally sort of put our own personalities under for the sake of it..."
Subtext: I do not want to address what happened between us in India, as far as I'm concerned it wasn't the "real" us anyway so I'm not going to acknowledge it, you can't make me!
John: "Who was writing all them songs?"
Subtext: Nice try Paul, if it wasn't really us how did we write all those songs while we were in India???
Paul: "Oh that was- that was..."
Subtext: Damn, you got me there!
John: "In the room..."
Subtext: Don't push me Paul, I'll happily tell George about what we got up to in the privacy of your room...
Paul: "Yeah right, I remember yeah..."
Subtext: I remember *exactly* what happened John, do not say another word!!!!
George: "Do you regret having gone there?"
Subtext: Since neither of you will tell me what the hell happened, can you at least tell me whether it was worth it??? Was it good or bad???
Paul: "No no, oh no no"
Subtext: No I don't regret it, I just never want to acknowledge it ever again
John: "I don't regret anything... ever..." *Intense simulation of d*ck s*cking while staring intensely at Paul*
Subtext: Well, judging from the fact you can barely string a coherent sentence together, I clearly blew your mind... Literally. If you want a repeat performance you know where I am ;)
