This Is So Accurate - Blog Posts

It’s been 3 days since me and my family are in quarantine, shit is gettin real around here duuude 

Jokes aside guys, take care of yourselves!!

Cale Henituse [LCF] + wolf pupy tweets (insp)

I suppose it’s a testament to Tolkien’s economy of language that the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy – interminable preamble and endless appendices and all – has a smaller total page count than the individual books of your average modern doorstopper fantasy series, yet manages to pack in such a high density of worldbuilding detail that reading it feels like it takes about a thousand years.

classic f1 shipping triangle (credit)

accurate?

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

there are. amazing things goin on over at twitter rn

FBI: *gives strict instructions*

Neil: *removes one earbud* what

The marauders as musical instruments:

Remus:trombone

Regulus:violon

Sirius:clarinet

James:saxophone

Peter:oboe

Lily:flute

Pandora:harp

Mary:trumpet

Evan:bass clarinet

Barty:drums

Marlene:electric guitar

Dorcas:piano

Found this on Pinterest and had a vision

a meme

bonus:

Voldemort: i'm going to check ur loyalty by reading your mind

Draco: potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter

Voldemort: what the fuck

I’ve done it for Good Omens, I’ve done it for Sherlock, now here’s one for RTD era DW characters

Everyone friend group should include:

A bimbo

A mean bisexual

An even meaner lesbian

A she/they

A he/they

A token straight that’s on thin ice

An astrology bitch with who has everyone’s birth charts memorized

A short king

AU where SJ didn’t die but instead swapped places with SY… post-canon they swap back again only for SY to find himself leader of the Chinese Communist Party, because SJ has been busy.

In a world without cultivation, what’s the second best thing? Nuclear missiles, of course.

the below confession was submitted off anon:

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"Harvey's a dom" "Harvey's a sub" Harvey's whatever you need him to be. he'll do absolutely anything to please you, cause that's what he is. passionate. devoted. he'll tie you up to the bed if that's what you ask of him. he'll gladly let you tie him up to the bed if that's what'll make you happy. he's like a barbie doll which you can use however you please. he just wants to be loved. he just wants someone to worship. an atheist who would pray every single day if that's what it took for him to have you.

(or at least that's what I think who even cares lmao I'm just silly)

also you can hc whatever you want as long as you're not aggressive towards how other people read and write a bunch of pixels with about a hundred or less dialogue lines that gives us very close to nothing about his personality it's not that deep I promise

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Columbo is always a game of cat and mouse where the mouse thinks it's the cat and the cat pretends he's a mouse 🫱🫱