This Is So Real - Blog Posts
Me trying to act nonchalant in my dr around my s/o
what unites shifters is that so many are shifting for food or to fuck their celebrity crushes and I agree with both
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
Nights are good, and that’s the way it should be. (x)
Woah guess who returned from their mini hiatus also gimp ruins the quality
he ck
I will never recover from the sheer emotional whiplash of seeing Lee Van Cleef play both the murderous, greedy rat bastard Angel Eyes AND COLONEL DOUGLAS MORTIMER aka the kindest, politest, gentlemanest gentleman in the wild west.
when homestuck characters get angry:
john:
rose:
dave:
jade:
aradia:
tavros:
sollux:
karkat:
nepeta:
kanaya:
terezi:
vriska:
equius:
gamzee:
eridan:
feferi:
jane:
roxy:
dirk:
jake:
this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.
job search is bad for your health. get high and jack off instead
hi beatles fandom
