Thorin - Blog Posts
I like to think of what Bilbo will see when he opens his eyes.
Bilbo Baggins, Consort under the mountain lol
Hobbits make terrible pets I guess
Serves him right.
thorin oakenshield? more like thorin FAT TIDDIES shield am i right aayyyyyy
"Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books... and your armchair... Plant your trees, watch them grow..."
sshhh he's giving his sword a bath
Ravenhill ⚔️🗻
Sometimes I just think... maybe after death, Thorin is watching over Erebor from above. Keeping an eye on things.
Family Discussions
BFF: I still can’t get over Thorin kicking the dwarves during the troll incident
Me: yeah it was his turn with the brain cell
BFF: oh that’s why you like the dwarves so much theyre dumb !!!
Me (getting ready to refute it - remembers what happens later): okay you got me
Balin: So this is how the great king Thandruil acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. [Balin and Thorin leave]
Thorin: Did you really mean that uncle?
Balin: Of course I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.
*note: I was originally going to do this between Thorin and fili but I honestly can’t imagine Thorin being as calm as Iroh
*sister sons or nephew?
Til that I live in the same town like Thorin the Icelandic horse who's a picky eater and whose person/mom/dad drew this durinblue heart on his plate 💙 I'm not crying, you are crying!
Accountant AU where the reader works for a small town firm called “Istari Financial.” Making her living after coming home from college, looking after the books for the following local businesses…
The local vineyard, “Greenwood Acres” which has been around longer than anyone can remember, run by a single father as head of the business and a very dedicated team of young employees. Everyone from college hires to long time employees, but nobody in town can quite tell just how old anyone is.
A local business ring run by the Durinson Family who own nearly every business in town. The local brewery, the auto repair shop, the car dealership, the pawn shop, etc. They run everything as a family, but all answer to the head of the family, a bachelor who’s yet to get married as he’s “married to his work.” Though, he secretly has his eyes set on someone in town. Who though? Nobody knows…
The bakery at the center of town, called “Lorien Confection” where the man behind the counter greets customers, serves icecream and brags about his wife while the white witch in the kitchen rolls out goodie after goodie by the dozen of sugar-coated goodness. The baker earning the title of witch as she always seems to know what people want before they do.
The coffee/tea shop doubling as a wholistic whole foods store run by three best friends who rejected their respected posh lifestyles and struck out on their own straight out of college to bring clean, organic food to the town sourced from local farms. A store called “Three Hunters Whole Foods.”
A fish farming organization called “Bard & Son Fishery,” that works hard to protect local wildlife conservation run by a father of three which provides clean, non-gmo fish, hydroponic-grown greens, vegetables and strives to teach young people about respecting the planet and sustainable farming on field trips for the local elementary school.
And who could forget the local bar/restaurant, run by the Baggins family, Uncle and Nephew, along with their friends who provide an atmosphere of home and hearth hospitality to any and all who cross their threshold…right up until somebody asks them to host a party that doesn’t involve their catering.
And last but not least, the readers worst enemy, “Mordor Credit,” the local bank out to screw everyone over and take their businesses. The reader often times being the only thing standing between them and a hefty audit…or worse, an eviction…

Driving lessons with uncle Thorin🚗
I had this idea since I'm currently learning how to drive and sometimes forget where left and right is because there is so much to pay attention to😫
I feel you Kili😔
Well, the yellow stockings are so exciting, I mean:
Can we just talk for a moment about Thorin wearing ‘yellow stockings’?
Modern Girl In Middle Earth Fanfic Recs
I love a good Modern Girl In Middle Earth fic, so here are some recommendations. All of these fics are on Ao3.
🔳Nothing Gold Can Stay By getoffmyrichard🔳
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27409063/chapters/66992233
Summary: A young woman is turned into an elf child, and struggles as memories of the past keep coming back. Takes place in the year 1005 of the Third Age. A found family fic. It's a very cute fic mainly focused on the OC and Erestor’s parent-child relationship.
⚫Uncompleted work with 52 chapters and a part 2 with 7 chapters. Updates every other Monday.
Rating: General Audiences
Ships: Erestor/Glorfindel
🔳Oh, Son of A--- By StrivingArtist🔳
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3822802/chapters/8523700
Summary: A woman is sent to MiddleEarth with no explanation and no knowledge of the languages there other than what's in the movies. Needless to say she’s pissed and is going to keep Thorin’s company alive even if he’s a jerk who makes her curse in a way that makes sailors cry. Takes place during The Hobbit. A Fix-It fic.
⚫Completed work with 37 chapters with a completed part 2 with 2 chapters.
Warning: The OC curses a LOT. There are also references to the weird side of fanfiction. There is also sexual content in later chapters. SUPER vulgar.
Rating: Mature
Ships: Fili/OFC ▪ Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield ▫ Kíli/Tauriel ▪ Dwalin/Ori ▫ Dwalin/Nori ▪
🔳Renacida By seeing_blue🔳
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17689715/chapters/41726621
Summary: A woman is sent to Middle Earth and is determined to get home. POC OFC. Some angst due to homesickness, typical Middle Earth things, and the OC’s past. Semi-Slow Burn mainly focuses on the friendship and love felt between characters.
⚫Completed work with 43 chapters with an uncompleted part 2 that has 4 chapters.
Rating: Mature
Ships: Fili/OFC
I hope you enjoy it. Part 2 is coming soon. Happy readings!🤍
Bilbo smells like sweet pipe weed grown in his family garden for generations and apple tarts heavy with cinnamon and brown sugar--like home
Thorin smells like coal fire--he works in forges all the time and the smell just never can get out of his clothes or hair
Fili smells like lavender and thyme once they're no longer on the run--he takes pride in keeping himself clean and takes comfort in the herbal scents
Kili smells like pine and sprucewood--more elf than dwarf, he's always in the forests, exploring and climbing and getting sap all over himself
Balin smells like paper and gentle, pleasant tobacco smoke--a librarian and aide to the bone (or nose!)
Dwalin smells like rock--sharp iron, axe blades and whetstones
Bofur smells like linen-scented cotton and soft wood--he's a toymaker before he's a miner
(No Bifur sorry)
Bombur just somehow always smells like cake, vanilla to be exact--it's a rich but deep scent and it doesn't leave even if he's been on the road for months
Nori smells like sharp grease and oil--no valid reason tbh
Dori smells like cherry blossoms and white wine --no one knows how he manages that
Ori smells like paper too--but you can also smell how much chalk and charcoal dust he ends up with at the end of a long day of sketching
Óin smells like a sharp, pungent but not unpleasant mixture of several different types of herbs and poultices--and the polished leather bag he carries them in
Glóin is happily married and off limits for these types of fics but I'll tell you anyway--he smells like peat moss and a bit of bergamot
Elrond smells like candle wax, sage, and dust--not unpleasant dust, just the kind that is drawn to things ancient and worth dusting off
Lindir smells like water that runs over smooth beds of rocks, coupled with a light bit of lily
Thranduil smells like a king ("a proper one," he would probably sneer)--like rich, dark wood and brandy and the sweet smell of pastries that indicate decadence, but not so much to be gaudy
Legolas smells like undergrowth and his own special musk (he's always moving and doing) masked by a sort of bourbon-scented special cologne--you could describe it as charred oak and syruped cherries
Calling all The Hobbit lovers!
Everyone I need some help! So you know how in stories people always describe their love interests smell, like fresh linen and strawberries or smoke, clove and oranges, well I want to hear what smell you would associate with Fili and Kili? (And the rest of the company or that matter) would they smell sharp like a citrus? Soft like lavender? What?
I want to see what different people think and how they interpret the characters!
Reblog and tell me what you think they and any others in the hobbit (dwarf, hobbit and elf alike) would smell like!
We are the dwarves of Erebor...
Wow... True... Q_Q
That moment in BotFA where Thorin gives Bilbo the mithril shirt and all the dwarves just go silent.
Because they understand what it means, they know how much it’s worth. They understand just how significant it is that Thorin’s giving it to Bilbo now, of all times, when Thorin is already mired...
Rewatched the Hobbit a week ago and forgot how much those movies absolutely controlled my life when they came out.
I crocheted this little guy back in March. He rules from atop my computer speaker.