Wally: Wow, T-bird is amazing! So smart and hardworking. Funny too.
Dick: So you won’t make him the favorite, right?
Wally: *side-eye monkey meme*
Dick: *panik* So you won’t make him the favorite, right?
Tim: *has blackmail Batman, killed over 1000 of Ra’s men, started war crimes, lost his spleen, cloned people, etc* I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life!
Wally: *knows Tim signed Jason up on porn-site* I know this and I love you
BatFam:
Dick: *affronted*
Cass: Someone call Wally to pick us up. I don’t trust Steph after she totaled the car.
Steph: *about to refute but pauses, looking at the broken care* You right. You right.
Duke: I don’t have his number yet. *looks around at his new siblings nervously*
Damian: Worry not, Thomas. I have place West’s number last night as The Red Head Richard Can’t Get.
Dick: Awe, Dami. That’s so sw- * realize what he said* Hey!
Duke: *looks so done* Impeding on my privacy must really be a bat thing.
Dick: Don’t worry, I got this. *calls Wally*
Barbara: *4 minutes later* He don’t got this.
Dick: *pouts* He’s not picking up.
Jason: He never picks up. *smirks* Special if its you.
Dick: *offended*
Tim: *just got off the phone with Wally* I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He always picks up for me.
All: Of course.
Dick: *torn between picking a fight over being the favorite and be terrified over Wally’s temper*
Wally & Alfred: *exchanging stories, going over mission reports and how much medical supplies is use by the Bat Family*
Bat Fam: *enters the Bat Cave, taking off their mask with verity of wounds. From a large gash on Jason’s chest to Cass’s broken nose*
Wally: *lets out a loud scandalous gasp* My baby!
Tim: *with only a tiny scrap on his chin, lets out a squeak as Wally picks him up and carries him away*
Bat Fam: *Blinks in confusion*
Jason: *looks at Cass* You see me?
Cass: *nods*
Jason: *looks at Steph* Can you see me?
Steph: Hell yeah, I can see you.
Damian: *looks at his competition in tired disgust before running after Wally and Tim* Wait West, I require medical assistance! My arm has been broken!
Dick: *stands frozen next to Batman* ….I thought I was the favorite?
Alfred: *raises a brow elegantly* My apologies young Master Richard but since when?