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DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THE FONT ON HANGMAN'S HELMET IS??
IT'S CALLED BRADLEY
IT. IS. CALLED. BRADLY.
AS IN BRADLY "ROOSTER" BRADSHAW
IS THIS SOME KIND OF HANGSTER HINT??
YALL @winter-rose27 WROTE A FIC ABOUT THIS.
archiveofourown.org/works/64776409
THIS IS MENTAL
I feel like Ice would have no moral code when it comes to Thanksgiving shopping. He would (and probably has) gotten into a fistfight with an elderly woman over the last can of pumpkin. There is nothing that will come in between Ice and the ingredients to his Babushka's recipes.
Mav does not give a single shit about thanksgiving food.
Ice: Oh, so you two are getting along very... cordial now? Slider: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Ice: Friends? Slider: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Mav: We both love butterflies. Ice: Aww– Mav: And beating people up. Ice: Oh, okay.
Slider, after Mav pisses him off yet again: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches (cough maverick cough) whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
Mav: *watching their house burn down* Mav: Mav: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
Ice: Facepalming in the backround.
Mav talking to goose about Ice after some bar fight.
yo what if i had blood in my mouth and then kissed him. what would happen then
Goose: Between Slider, Mav and Ice, there are three braincells. Goose: And Ice has all three of them.
Mav: Last night I found out Ice is a sleep talker. Goose: Oh, really? Mav: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Ice: What's wrong with you? Mav: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Ice: I love you. Mav: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. *Ice and Mav kiss passionately* Goose, to Slider: You owe me 20 dollars.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY you little shits. here's how topgun characters celebrate valentines day :)
Mav: Nothing on actual valentines day, unless it falls on a weekend. He knows that Ice is usually too busy on a weekday to do anything major, so he always plans something fun for the weekend after. (His favorite thing he did was a romantic motorcycle ride to a picnic on the beach)
Ice: Even though he's busy on Valentines day, he always takes the time to set up takeout for his and Mav's favorite restaurant and put on a cheesy romance movie.
Goose: Bitch proposed on a valentines day. He's the cheesiest man to ever live. Every single valentines day that he is stateside, he cooks breakfast in bed for Carole, no matter how early in the morning he has to wake up in order for that to happen. He has a huge bouquet of roses ready for her when she walks into the living rooms, and the entire floor is COVERED in rode petals. he's a cheesy sap and carole loves him for it.
Tis my day of birth, so in honor of that, here are top gun characters and their birthdays.
Mav: Expects people to forget, but always ends up surrounded by all his family and friends. (The daggers especially love surprising him at work)
Ice: Often has to work through his birthday, so mav always wakes him up nicely ( if you know what i mean ;) ) and has a (takeout) fancy dinner prepared when he gets home.
Goose: fucking LOVES birthdays. absolutely has the biggest backyard barbecue every year, complete with a homeade cake that carole makes for him.
Slider: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
Mav: *sulks in the corner for the rest of the preflight*
Mav: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Ice: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Goose: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Slider: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
*in a group chat* Ice: First one to reply is gat. Ice: *gay Ice: Wait...
Slider and Mav are fighting* Goose, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! *Slider and Mav start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*
Goose: Mav, we're hungry! Slider: Mav! What's for dinner? Ice: We're hungry, Mav! Mav, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Mav: Bad news—Goose locked themself outside of their own house. Mav: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Mav: Bad news—Slider finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys. Mav: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it. Mav: Bad news—it was Ice, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.
Mav: THEY COME SEASONALLY! Mav: THEY COME EVERY YEAR! Slider: What- Merlin, are they drunk again- Mav: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO! Mav: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Merlin: What does WHAT mean? Ice, who is the only one who knows what Mav is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom- Slider: WHAT THE FUCK DID MAV FIND IN THE BATHROOM? Mav: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL- Mav: IN L.A. Mav: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME! Slider and Merlin: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE MAV-
*The squad is playing a team sport* Slider: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Mav? Ice: Have you ever played a game with Mav? Slider: No… Ice: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Mav, chasing Goose: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Merlin: Slider, keep an eye on Mav today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Slider: Sure, I'd love to see Mav getting punched. Ice: Try again. Slider, sighing: I will try to stop Mav from getting punched.
Mav: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. Ice: ...We're on the 5th floor. Mav: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE ALL YOU LITTLE FUCKS
Anyway here's just an idea i had about the dagger ducklings and mavdad/Icepops. I feel like Ice prefers Christmas Eve to Christmas day. (I really really like the idea of Ice being Jewish and celebrating both Hanukkah and Christmas). Christmas Eve is when all of the ducklings (And flyboys) come over for a Christmas eve dinner. Ice cooks (obviously), and Mav gets in the way (again, obviously), and nobody would have it any other way. They always watch Charlie Brown Christmas, and Mav keeps trying to get them to watch Die Hard (because "Iceeeee it takes place during Christmas how is it not a Christmas movie). This has been a years-long debate in the Mitchell-Kazansky House. (For the record, Mav, Bradley, Pheonix, Fanboy, and Omaha are staunchly on the side arguing that is it, Everyone else does not agree).
They also exchange presents, because not all of the daggers will stay for Christmas day. (Mav gives the most elaborate presents)
Ice: I’m in love with you. Mav: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Ice: I know. Mav: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Mav goes ALL OUT for Christmas. YK those houses that have so many lights on them that you can't really see the house? All you can see are lights and moving blowups and animatronics? Yeah that's how Mav and Ice's house looks, courtesy of Mav and some of the dagger ducklings (Especially Bradly, who remembers putting everything up with Mav as a kid, and kind of considers it tradition) (I also think that Phoenix and Fanboy would go feral as well) (The rest of them sit with Ice on the porch, drinking Mulled Wine, or Hot chocolate in Bobs case, and watching the chaos unfold).
Mav: God won't let me die. Or get fired. Ice: I'm God.
Can you Imagine the dagger ducklings during Christmas??? I bet Mav would get them all matching sweaters. SPECIFICALLY CUSTOMIZED MATCHING SWEATERS OH MY GOD AND ICE AND MAV WOULD HAVE LIKE. PARENT SWEATERS FOR AL OF THEM I CANT HADLE THE ADORBILITY
(Also, there will probably be a break in icemav posts for most of december, starting next week, since College will be over and I will not have access to my computer :( Fear not, i will be back to my regular scheduled shitposts by January.)
going off of my last post:
Mav would go ABSOLUTELY FERAL over black friday sales. This guy grew up poor, so you bet your ass that once he can, he buys so much unnecessary shit just cause it's on sale.
Rich Boy Ice on the other hand. He does not understand why mav has such strong desires to get trampled by a swarming hoard of people to get things he will never use.
(Mav always gets Ice something. Either it is something completely ridiculous, or he gets Ice something he has wanted for a while)