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10 months ago

I can't explain how and why, but I just love Grim a lot.

He is not a game character, he is literally my son that I spoil every second with the bit of things I have.

He is a character I hold so dearly in my heart because for the way he can be imperfect but we know that he truly loves Yuu and worries about them. We are his friend, his buddy, his Henchhuman and nobody can take that place.


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10 months ago

I know a lot of people like to think of Yuu overbloting and Grim being their overblot beast, but what if it was the reverse?

Like what if Yuu died, Grim overblots, and blinded by grief and rage, makes an overblot creature in Yuu's likeness as a way to cope with their death.

Yuu would be his overblot beast or it would give off the facade that Yuu somehow managed to overblot, with Grim being their overblot beast.


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10 months ago

Grim watching Yuu on a date with a TWST guy: myah hah hah! Premium tuna, here I come!

Ramshackle Ghost A: you know that means Yuu won't pay much attention to you now, right?

Grim: WHAT?! Yuu is my henchman!

Ramshackle Ghost B: oho ho! Looks like you're on your way out!

Grim: Yuu would never leave me!

Ramshackle Ghost C: I don't know...it's gonna get worse if she has children

Grim: CHILDREN!? Not on my watch!

Grim proceeds to try to break Yuu and TWST guy apart Mushu-style


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10 months ago

I am completely and wholeheartedly under the belief that Grim being in the same dream as Yuu is confirmation that Grim's dream/ideal world is one where he's with Yuu.

Like it's no secret that Yuu genuinely loves and cares for Grim, they've literally gone to hell and back for him, but it's also pretty obvious that Grim loves and cares for Yuu. From voice lines about him only behaving when Yuu is around to him trying to protect us in Book 7 to even the recent event with Stitch, we can clearly see how much Grim cares about Yuu (and their opinion) and sees them as his own family.

It's always been Yuu and Grim, never one without the other, two sides to the same coin.

And I think that's just beautiful.


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1 year ago

AWWWWW STOP IT 😭 SO CUTE

hey

*puts him in your hands*

Hey

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3 months ago

NOOOOOOO DONT CRY KITTY!!!

I haven’t gotten far in the game yet so I can’t say anything. But if this is a drawing, this is amazing if not, if this is the digital like actually from the game, this is even cooler. But if this is a drawing, this is absolute peak. 

"please I Don't Want To Be Alone Again..."

"please I don't want to be alone again..."


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1 year ago

A story about the director and Grim, who are very close friends <3

A Story About The Director And Grim, Who Are Very Close Friends
A Story About The Director And Grim, Who Are Very Close Friends

Translation from fan to fan, all credits go to the appropriate artist, see the source in the pin below:https://br.pinterest.com/pin/902690319055568233/

A Story About The Director And Grim, Who Are Very Close Friends

Who else wants to see Grim's final form? but…. What cost would this have?


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2 years ago

Pillow fight!🪶

Pillow Fight!🪶

First years sleep over


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3 years ago

Wait until they see things that dr. bright not allowed to do

For me they will either concerned or impressed

Wait Until They See Things That Dr. Bright Not Allowed To Do

Nrc was like "What! No!" the first years be like "Same."

I believe that the first years have their own list that they use as a list to do when they are bored.


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3 years ago

Hey! I hope you’re having a good day, I was wondering do you have any headcannons for Fruits Basket Mc? For the Mc who is cursed by the cat spirit

Hey! I Hope You’re Having A Good Day, I Was Wondering Do You Have Any Headcannons For Fruits Basket

- Zodiac curse of the cat has Mc quite pissed off every time someone mention that they technically not a zodiac

- I see them having a similar attitude Kyo Sohma from Fruit Basket with a bit of Taiga Aisaka from Toradora

- They seem to like to be alone as that is the way they were traeted back in their world and by the others... an outcast

- Mc gets along with Malleus as they both can relate to not be invited/told wrong dates

- I shipped them with Ace in my last fic as I think it's just a really cute ship and that they share the same festiveness

- 100% has a weakness for tune that is much worse then Grim and his tuna addition

- Cats... ramshackle is a cat hotel


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3 years ago
So What Would Happen If You Took Mc Our Beloved Protagonist With No Idea Of Chill And Some Scp Staff

So what would happen if you took Mc our beloved protagonist with no idea of chill and some scp staff members to Twisted Wonderland.

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It all started in the mirror chambers because the brain cell trio got in trouble again and as things go Mc also did as well. So for detention they had to clean the whole room with no magic.

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*Wired noise*

Mc: What did you do this time Grim?

Grim: It wasn't me!

Deuce: For once he is telling the truth Yuu, coffins just showed up.

Ace: Really new students this late in the year!

Mc: The mirror may have seen something in them that it didn't at first.

Ace: Or they are more inter dimensional aliens like Yuu!

Mc: Fuck off.

Ace: Make me.

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*Mc and Ace fighting on the ground after dumping mop water on each other Grim and Deuce cheer Mc on*

*Coffins open* Bright: Ahh what the fuck did I sleep on a log?

Clef: Well I didn't fall asleep in fuck coffin and occult robes or with anyone in this room.

Kondraki: Fuck kidnapped again.

Crowley: *bust open door like a dramatic bird* New students! Ace, Yuu stop trying to kill each other.

Deuce: You guys look like your fucking. *Ace and Yuu got away from each other in record time*

Bright: What are you guys and what do you have against the foundation.

Yuu: 100% magicless dumbasses from a different dimensional.

Crowley: You are in Twisted Wonderland.

Clef: What did I snort last night.

Yuu: Magic mirror take them home.

Magic mirror: Thee has no home here but share on with Yuu.

Ace: Inter dimensional aliens!

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After a long explanation on where they are and questions

Mc: It ain't any thing special but it's home for now!

Kondraki: I'm still trying how we got here one minute i'm drink in my office next I'm here with a talking raccoon! Like what the fuck!

Grim: Not a raccoon!

Mc: You still have yet to see an overblot or how Crowley black mails us to do his dirty work.

Clef: Bird man isn't what he seems to be I know this feeling anywhere.

Mc: I have been trying to dig stuff on him but everything end blank it's like every time I find something that could led me back home he appears out of nowhere and gives me work. The book or website goes missing from everywhere including peoples memories.

Bright: Could have he planed you coming here but not us as he seemed quite shocked when we awoke?

Clef: Anyone would be we have PhD's and are in a collage for high school student.

Mc: He was shocked when I came here to tho, but we should go inside and get settled for the night I have school tomorrow.

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After a few weeks in Twisted wonderland

It's getting long

Clef: So you all almost died because...

Mc: I fear no bitch

Ace: Yuu lead us into a random student Overblot with saying "free candy is here."

Deuce: And there was no candy.

Grim: I still want the candy we were promised.

Bright: *wheeze* I didn't know they were this dumb!

Mc: But we all lived including the student how overbloted, so this is a win.

Kondraki: Kid get a fucking adult before putting your life in danger and willing. You'er to young to turn into one of us!

Deuce: I mean it's not the first one we fought... but it's one of the first ones that Yuu didn't cause.

Clef: *laughing* You dumbass!

Mc: Help cause. But this one was because of the man eating dog that lives in the forest by Ramshackle or Johnny for short.

Ace: For being man eating he the equivalent of a huge puppy dog.

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Part Two... soon


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3 years ago
What If Aya Koda From Bungou Stray Dogs Got Transported To Twisted Wonderland.

What if Aya Koda from Bungou Stray Dogs got transported to Twisted Wonderland.

I’m placing it under the cut in case any twst fans are also in the bsd but is not caught up to the manga as there will be spoilers for chapter 93.

When Aya was first summoned and was out of the coffin she kicked Grim and then ran away from the room for the exit. When Crowley dose find her she also tries to kick him, he almost gets kicked.

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Ace: Aya there are many other ways to die that are less pain full!

Aya: What it’s just Tsunotarou!?!

Vil: I don’t know if your dumb or just naïve. That is the dorm leader Diasomnia and prince of the Valley of Thorns Malleus Draconian.

Aya: Your a prince!

Malleus: So do you know fear me?

Aya: No. I’ve had a bomb attached to me before and someone that was trying to kill me.

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No one believes any of her stories as if it didn’t happen, but yes all of them did happen to her.

Lilia: Aya your stories are really interesting.

Sebek: Non fiction stories are always fun to hear!

Aya: They all are very real! I have memories of them!

Lilia: *pats her head* It’s ok dear child.

Aya: *talks about them again making sure people believe her*

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Aya’s justice and stubborn makes her get stuck in problems and drama that is not her business. Teachers are use to seeing her in the office explaining why she punched a student or being praised by uncovering a scandal.

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The students and teachers got tired of hearing the same stories as Aya claims them to be real. So she told them let’s go through her memories, so they did.

Memory Aya: *has a bomb attached to her ticking down*

Kunikida: *stops the train bomb runs and hugs Aya as the bomb goes off*

The smoke slowly disappeared to show the two with only distorted clothes.

Kunikida: With Yosano the armed detective agency is invincible, you also forgot to read my calendar.

Riddle: So the bomb story happened to you!

Aya: See I told you all that it happened!

Lilia: Oh my so there is a huge chance the military scandal did happen.

Jouno & Fukuchi: *Fight and talking about world domination*

Jouno then is defeated and gets bitten, after he is dragged away Aya takes a photo of the coffin and Fukuchi with her phone, the flash was on catching Fukuchi’s attention.

Aya: *running and hiding some where as Fukuchi tries to find her to kill her*

Silver: Oh...!

Leona: A fucking mad man tried to kill you while taking over the world!

Aya: Yes and I help prove it was him to the world!

Vil: No wonder why you are so fearless.

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After seeing all the stories are true Diasomnia now welcomes Aya to help train her fighting skills as her putting her life on the line will most likely happen again.


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4 years ago
Who Is Playing Kingdom Hearts 3, Got Memory Of Memories And Is Watching Someone Play Kingdom Hearts?

Who is playing Kingdom Hearts 3, got Memory of Memories and is watching someone play Kingdom Hearts? Me! So that’s what have sparked the idea of Yuu being a keyblade wilder(along with the fanfics I have found with this crossover)

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Yuu grew up on Density Island with the trio. So with the four of them on a mission Yuu got hit by a spell that made go unconscious. Next thing they know they are in a world called Twisted Wonderland at a school named Night Raven College, with no gummie phone or ship or anyone that knows about other worlds.

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Mc was not able to be placed in a dorm as they fit all forms and none at the same time. They somehow got Grim to be a student with them so now they are a dorm leader and must go to the meetings.

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Defeating overblots like it’s a heartless or nobody.

Ace: Yuu what the hell is that?

Mc: It’s a keyblade.

Ace: A what?

Crowley: A keyblade wilder!

Mc: I don’t trust you Crow man!

Ace: How did you deflate ob with such ease?!?

Mc: This is like another Tuesday.

Deuce: What do you do for this to be normal?

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Mc at dorm leader meetings would be the best thing ever. They would yell at the other dorm leaders about no inviting Malleus and even give off random facts about different worlds they visited that the Great Seven lived in.

Riddle: That ends my report on what Heartslabyul has been doing.

Crowley: Great job as always Mr. Roseheart. Now Yuu please give us Ramshackle’s report.

Mc: Grim almost lit Ramshackle on fire again, the first years almost died from another overblot again. That’s it, just the normal stuff.

Crowley: Good job Yuu, anything else that happened?

Mc: Oh yeah! I had a nightmare about the Witch of Thorns trying to kill me and my friends again!

Vil: Again? As in another nightmare or she actually tried to kill you and the dream was trauma?

Mc: I can’t tell you.

Azul: How are you still alive?

Mc: I don’t know.

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Diasomnia would invite Mc over to training session, the down side is that they have said to everyone that they refuse to go full out. So Mc can’t cast spells or use any cool ability’s, but after ever match they make sure to use a cure spell on their partner. They also have sea salt ice cream after training and offer other people some.

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Couch Vargas being impressed that someone like looks like they could could be thrown halfway across campus is so strong and athletic. Like mc can jump 10-15 feet straight in the air, glide, role doge, air doge, jump off walls and run up walls. The only problem they face in gym is the brooms, as they have flown with pixie dust but a broom never.

Mc: *Looking at the broom in their hands*

Jack: What’s the matter Yuu?

Mc: I have flown with pixie dust.. but never a broom. Is it the same as flying with pixie dust or totally different.

Lilia: *suddenly appears* fufufu. I am impressed as most people it is the opposite. But not for the one who holds a keyblade.

Mc: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Crewel is really close to not letting Mc in the potion room again. Not that they are reckless no it because they seem to have ingredients in their pockets, and somehow they pull out a healing potion? Mc you are passing potion class but how do they have a potion in their pocket when they have never brew a potion before!?!?

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They all become overprotective of mc when one day heartless and nobody’s attack nrc. Mc was the one that ran towards the fight as everyone ran away. Did they get hit a couple times? Yes. Did they stand back up and go back to fighting? Yes. Everyone is shocked with just how powerful Mc is with magic and fighting, and knowing they do this almost everyday with people/things stronger then them. Everyone knows Mc can hold their own they still try to keep Mc safe as possible after the attack.


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4 years ago

Ordinary (song fic)

Before you start (BB) is best boy so you can insert your favourite Twisted Wonderland boy, mc is also gender neutral. Song is from the Owl House. It’s also my first song fic so if it sucks I’m sorry.

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Walking to Ramshackle with (BB) and Grim, as all three of them had a lovely conversation. As (BB) looks at mc with such love in his eyes as he laughs at one of the magicless human jokes. As mc walks in Ramshackle with Grim they say their goodbyes until the movie night. As mc close the door they let out a sigh as the hit their head on the door.

I notice how he looks at me

But I pretend that I don’t see

It’s easier if I let the tension subside

As mc picked up the novel they were reading, as time passed they got closer to the ending of the book. As they finished reading “And they lived happily ever after.” They had thrown the book half way across the room and it opened to a random page. Mc sat up and petted Grim as he slept peacefully. At they stood up to get the book the thought of (BB) filled their head with the ending of the book.

I’ve seen it in the books I read

A magic you cannot see

There’s no limitations

They were it with pride

But the charters I read, never act or look like me

I can’t depend on ‘em to lead me through the right door

Mc picked up the book and put it back on the shelf were it belongs, then headed for their room. Walking in their room they sat at the small table that was littered with papers and books. The perfect got to work finding away home along with trying to ignore the thought of (BB) that plagued their mind. Soon memories of home started to fill their minds. The school they went to where they could disappear into the crowds and find their friends. Talking simply could mess up the simplest words and being ordinary was hard to do.

And what’s the point of falling when I know I’m only stalling?

‘Cause I have to go back home

Where I’m just one of the herd

Tripping over my words

Trying hard to go with the grain

Keeping the quirks in my brain

I’m on the brink of discovery, I think

But what if I’m dreaming?

That’s what it seems like

Hearing a knock at Ramshackle snapped the lost human out of their thoughts. Running down the stairs they stoped in the hallway looking at the door, as thoughts of one day leaving them alone as they would have to leave to go back home. Slowly walking towards the door they put their hands that was shaking on the door handle, then slowly opened it.

‘Cause this boy thinks I’m part of his world

And that new territory is scary

If I turn the handle, am I asking for a scandal?

Should I try to be ordinary?

As (BB) walks in holding some snacks he smiles at Mc not knowing he was causing their heart beat to become much faster. “Let’s go to the main room,” Mc said trying their hardest to sound normal. The duo headed to the common room as (BB) asks, “so what movie are we watching?”

“I couldn’t pick so who about you pick a movie?”

“How about (Random movie title)?”

“Ok that sounds good.”

In the middle of the movie (BB) moved closer to mc.

“This is a good movie... right?”

“Yes it is.”

“Goooood.”

Baaah!

I’ve always been a little odd

The only pea inside the pod

That’s not an expression, I’m guessing

Oh well

The next day you were walking to class with Grim. Looking to see (BB) talking with someone, he also looks up to make eye contact with the love sick perfect. Sending a smile that made the perfect breath become caught in their throat. Quickly they turn around and hurry to a bathroom leaving Grim behind.

See? That’s exactly what I mean

I’m just as awkward as I seem

Plus, he make me nervous

I hope he can’t tell

Splashing some cool water on their face as their hands shack with every movement, letting out the air that the young human chocked on. Raising their head to look in the mirror thoughts of home filled their head. The smell of (favourite dinner), the awkwardness you would face when the teacher randomly called on them (it hasn’t changed). Home all my wants is to go home.

What is it he sees, in this cluster clump of me?

Or, could it be I’m going crazy?

Any hey? Who am I kidding?

This isn’t some sweet beginning

Just a detour to the end!

Then back to the herd

Tripping over my words

Trying hard to go with the grain

Keeping the quirks in my brain

I’m on the brink of discovery, I think

But what if I’m dreaming?

After the morning meeting mc started to avoid (BB) thinking if they ignore him the feelings will go away and he will get use to not having them around. It was harder then they thought along with the feeling of emptiness the envied the magicless student heart. After school they sat looking out the window at the stars, putting a hand over their heart tears slowly fell from their eyes filled with loneliness.

Do I rewind? Induce amnesia?

Pretend I didn’t see him?

Succumb to stupid fear?

Or just believe in my heart?

All of the time that they didn’t get to hang out, realization of the past from their world. Mc had never fitted in before it was hard to be ‘normal’ according to society, Twisted Wonderland was the first time they have ever felt ‘normal’. No one judge people based on weird quirks that people may have. Picking up their phone they sent a text message to (BB).

Mc- Hey come to Ramshackle I want to tell you something

Why play a part?

Why follow the herd?

Why not trust in my words?

Don’t wanna go with the grain!

Why try to make myself plain?

I’m on the brink of rediscovery, I think

(BB): Sure, I’ll come to Ramshackle. What is the reason?

Mc- Doesn’t matter just come!

(BB): Ok, on my way.

A smile appeared on the perfects face as they raced to the bathroom to wash their tear stained face. As they shook practiced what they were going to say in their head a knock could be heard through out the ran down dorm. The human seemed to jump and run through air until their feet hit the ground, but that was only until they got to the stairs. Taking a deep breath they started down the stairs o the door.

So what if I’m dreaming?

I like the scene that I’m in!

And this boy is apart of this world

The thought of being normal is far more scary

Opening the door (BB) stood their look worried. “Is everything ok?” He asked in a worried tone.

“Yes everything is fine.”

“Then way were you avoiding me all day today?”

“I just thought if I ignore the feeling it would go away.”

“Ignore what feeling? That doesn’t really answer my question.”

“I’m going to leave soon... so I just wanted you to get use to me not being here.”

“Leave? Your not going anywhere, are you Mc?”

“I don’t belong here.. but I just can’t go without you knowing how I truly feeling.”

The magicless perfect tool a deep breath in and looked at (BB) dead in the eyes.

I’ll be brave and I’ll be kind

I’ll make a choice and change my mind

I will mess up all the time

They’ll say I’m weird but I’ll be fine

I’ll be anything but ordinary!

“All I want to say is that I love you.”


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4 years ago
Twisted Wonderland X Obey Me!Mc

Twisted wonderland x Obey Me!Mc

Mc was five when they first went to Devildom and they got adopted by Lucifer as they had no family. They are now 16 yeas old and they get transported to Twisted Wonderland, how will everyone react with Mc having a fucked up sense of humour, can blackmail people in minutes, just to cute to say no to and really innocent (the brothers protected her innocent a little too much).

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Mc has NO fear at all. After you have face Lucifer enough times nothing scares you anymore. Mc has eaten stuff that should have killed them... but it didn’t.

Crewel: Yuu! Why did you eat that, bad dog!

Mc: We eat this all the time back at home! It’s totally normal.

Crewel: That was highly poison to humans!

Mc: Oh. Well I’m fine!

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At random day Mc will have one of the demon brothers following them or sleeping on them. The first time it happened was with Belphegor, he slept on mc for the whole day and they had to drag him around the school.

Ace: Yuu who’s that?

Mc: He’s Belphegor Avatar of Sloth.

Ace: What is he doing?

Mc: He’s sleeping dumbass

Deuce: On your head.

Mc: Yes.

Deuce: Are you use to him sleeping on your head as you drag him?

Mc: Of course, he dose this all the time. Now let’s go to class.

*At class*

Crewel: Yuu! Who is that sleeping on you?

Mc: He’s Belphegor the Avatar of Sloth.

Crewel: He can’t be here as he is not a student.

Belphegor: I will do what ever I want you stupid mortal being!

Crewel: What did you just say!

Belphegor: Fuck you! I will sleep wherever I want to!

Mc: He’s a demon.

Crewel: Please tell me sooner if someone is a demon puppy.

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The strongest demon that had ever followed Mc around would be Mammon, which people weren’t scared of as he my be powerful but is actually really nice. Night Raven College has only seen Belphegor, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satan and Mammon. So after winter break Lucifer arrived at the school, sending everyone into shock.

Lucifer: Yuu! Where have you been!

Mc: I have been going to a school called Night Raven College in Twisted Wonderland.

Lucifer: You can’t use magic in that world.

Mc: I know. I have a cat raccoon thing named Grim that can do magic.

Lucifer: I will be following you around today. Now where are you from you surely don’t sleep in this place.

Mc: I do sleep here...

Lucifer: Take me to the headmaster so we can have a little chat about your living conditions.

Ace: Yuu ready for another d-

Lucifer: *Smiling and glaring at ADeuce*

Deuce: Umm. H-hello s-si-sir Lucifer!

Mc: He’s my papa!

Grim: He came in the middle of the night.

-Later in Crowley’s office-

Mc: Headmaster someone needs to see you~

Crowley: If you are asking about the way home I’m not d-

Lucifer: No. I want to talk to you personally.

Crowley: Mr. L-Lucifer! What brings you here?

Lucifer: I want to know about the dorm you put my child in and how you treat them.

Crowley: Uh um. Ohhhh yes. We can talk about that.

Mc: I have to go to class bye.

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Mc and Grim had now gotten Ramshackle dorm renovated and their allowance has been raised. In the end it is now school known that Mc is the adopted child of Lucifer Avatar of Pride.


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4 years ago
What If Mc Was From Little Nightmares And There Were Two Of Them. Two Children That Don’t Trust Anyone

What if mc was from Little Nightmares and there were two of them. Two children that don’t trust anyone but each other, as that’s how its always been. Yuu and Night they have been together since they were five, only ten years old and grown into a new world.

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The duo would scare everyone, as they are both really small but are strong and surprisingly athletic. They each have their own words they know. Yuu knows: yes, no, Night, help, Yuu, here. While Night knows: ok, no, hungry, help, over here, Night, Yuu. Other than those words they don’t talk.

Both have the awful habit of not eating until they are about to die and they have no problem taking the food from anyone when hungry. They have taken food from students, Grim, teachers even diasomnia students. It wasn’t until Trey started to give them food did they start eating a little more.

Getting adopted by Lilia after Yuu trips and falls near him. Ace, Deuce and Grim are panicking as a child fell and they aren’t crying. Night just looks at Yuu as they stand up and brush them self off. Lilia sees Yuu’s knee bleeding and they just walk like it’s normal. Not on papas Lilia watch, he swoops in pick Yuu and Night up to bring them both to diasomnia.

While he treats Yuu’s knee he gets a closer look at them. Eyes that seem dead, hair that covers their face, cold to the touch and injury’s that never seemed to be treated. That’s until he hear crashing coming from the common room along with yelling. Running down he saw blood, Night be restrained and someone looking terrified.

Night had gotten hungry so he was about to eat the snack Lilia made and left out. Someone took the snacks away from them not wanting to deal with a child screaming about an upset stomach. He crouched down to eye level for the child and you can guess what happened next.

This caused Lilia to go though the duo memories with the teachers and other students. After seeing what the two children had to do to live had every set on keeping them here for now on.


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4 years ago

Canadian Mc

As a Canadian I can say that most of us make fun of stupid people not from Canada, with telling them all lies about our climate. So mc is from Canada and is now laughing about the facts they give the other first years (most of them are fake tho).

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Ace: Hey, Yuu how is everything in your world like.

Mc: Well we’re I’m from it’s really cold all the time.

Ace: That doesn’t seem to bad, Jack lives in the north.

Mc: Cold enough that in some places people live in igloos because they can’t build houses in the climate.

Ace: Oh!

Mc: I was close to the border so I lived in a house, but in knew people how didn’t.

Ace: !?!?

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Silver: How dose police get by with out carriages or cars as it seems you don’t have roads of any kind.

Mc: Horses, police ride horses.

Silver: So do you know how to ride them.

Mc: No, most people move by dog sleds, snowmobiles or walking.

Silver: Oh.

Lilia: *Mouths to Mc “lies”*

Mc: *Smiles and brings finger to mouth*

Lilia: *Nods and smiles*

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Mc: I’m sorry I’m late!

Crewel: Bad dog, why were you late!

Mc: There was a moose outside of my dorm!

Crewel: You could have just left.

Mc: No! Me getting even close to a moose is like a mouse fighting a dragon. I could have died if I left my dorm.

Grim: How the hell do you know that?

Mc: In Canada moose’s come and go were so schools sure down because of them.

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Jack: I want to know more about the wild life from Canada.

Mc: Moose will trample anyone that gets to close to them, survivors of moose attacks say that the moose will show up outside their house.

Jack: How about bears.

Mc: Polar bears are the only bear that will follow someone to kill them, a normal size human male torso is that same size of their paw.

Jack: Ok that’s all I need.

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The moose and polar bear are actually facts so try avoiding those animals.


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4 years ago
Let’s All Be Honest MC Knows Their Pet Cat Is Cthulhu And Just Acts Oblivious To The Whole Thing! I

Let’s all be honest MC knows their pet cat is Cthulhu and just acts oblivious to the whole thing! I am going to call the cat Prince.

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Lilia: *Looking at mc’s cat* Mc is your cat really a cat?

MC: Of course Prince is a cat! What else can he be?

Lilia: He just has a really weird feeling to him that’s all.

MC: What dose that mean?

Lilia: Don’t worry child.

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Trein: Mc take your cat back to your dorm he is scarring everyone.

Mc: Grim you heard that get the hell out.

Grim: He was talking about the demon on your lap minion!

Mc: I shall fail if I don’t have Prince with me, so no.

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Mc: Tsunotarou, may I ask you a question?

Malleus: You may ask your question child of man.

Mc: Why is everyone scared of Prince, he’s just a normal cat?

Malleus: Maybe your dear cat is really the god Cthulhu.

Mc: Hahah! You really are funny Tsunotarou.

Malleus: You are so oblivious child of man.

Mc: ???

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Mc: *Walks into Savanaclaw with Prince* Leona: Get out of here now!

Mc: Why?

Leona: Your stupid cat is a god in disguise, herbivore!

Mc: ???

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*Random student overblots* Prince:

Let’s All Be Honest MC Knows Their Pet Cat Is Cthulhu And Just Acts Oblivious To The Whole Thing! I

Students: What the fuck!

Non-human students & staff members: I KNEW IT!

Mc: Spit him out Prince!

Prince: *Spits out OB student* Mc: Good kitty!

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In the end no one messes with me as Prince will eat them. Everyday Mc scares more people.


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4 years ago

Fruit Basket Inspired MC were they are a representative of a zodiac, and when ever someone of the opposite sex they turn back into their animal form. So let’s say MC is a female as it would allow for more crack fics and she represents the rabbit.

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Yuu was doing well with not letting people hug her or let alone touch her. How much she missed being in that all girls school back in Japan with no worry’s about her secret getting out. Of course that all had to end by the first years.

-A few hours ago-

Ace: Have you ever notice how Yuu never lets us touch her?

Deuce: Maybe she just doesn’t like being touched.

Sebek: She once swatted the young master away when he tried to hug her once, as master Lilia said it was a way humans greet each other!

Jack: We should just respect Yuu if she doesn’t want to be touched.

Epel: Couldn’t we just ask her?

Ace: No! I have a plan to make her talk!

-A few moments ago-

Yuu was walking around Ramshackle look for Grim as all the ghost were on the other side, she was lonely and wanted her cat friend. Well it was normal until she was tackled to the ground by 4 males. A puff of smoke came up with a rabbit on top of Yuu’s clothing.

Fruit Basket Inspired MC Were They Are A Representative Of A Zodiac, And When Ever Someone Of The Opposite

Yuu: What have you done!

Ace: Where is Yuu, you rabbit?

Jack: Dumbass! That is Yuu!

Sebek: EXPLAIN HUMAN!

Yuu: In my world we have zodiac animals and their are people who represent each anima, as you can see I am the rabbit. We change into our animal form when someone of the opposite sex holds us. Of course when we change back-

A puff of smoke and Yuu is sitting their nude. Causing the boys to turn their backs and blush deeply.

Yuu: We change back in the nude. That is the reason of to way I don’t like being touched. Anyways you can turn back around, I only possess the ability to communicate with rabbits and they naturally flock to me.

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As the first years now know Yuu’s secret that are welling to do anything in their power to make sure no one else finds out. What kind of trouble will they get into, only time can tell.


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