Twst Idia - Blog Posts
Twistober 2023
10. Harveston Kelkkarotu
Idia bean , don't be afraid, Have fun
Whumptober Day: 1
As per the poll I spun a wheel!
And our Whumpee is...
Idia Shroud!!!
As for our other guy? (Whumper?)...
Ortho Shroud!!!
Fitting. (I originally got Neige but I dont think they've even met...)
(HC's as per the earlier poll but they will be a little story ish for angst reasons!!!)
Maintenance day.
(Safety Net/ Swooning/ "How many fingers am I holding up?")
Idia has made a habit of performing Ortho's maintenance on the first day of every month and well. Today's the day.
It's quite simple really. Even a genius like Idia doesn't have enough will power to perform complex maintenance every month.
Heck! Idia barely has enough will power to get up in the morning! (That's normal right?)
Regardless of Idia's lack of motivation he gets up to perform the maintenance on Ortho.
Orthos maintenance is easy. Just checking in on all of his systems and updating his databank. A few hours work but nothing that Idia can't handle.
Unless there's an unexpected variable.
An unexpected variable such as a virus
Idia notices a slight error in the code. Just one small error.
But then he notices another
And another.
And suddenly bright red warning signs are flashing all across his screen.
This can't be happening
Viruses are dangerous and even one minor slip-up can cause Ortho to malfunction and...
Idia looks up at where Ortho is standing.
He looks tired.
And then. He falls.
Idia runs over to catch him just in time before rushing to manually reset his code.
He needs to be careful. One wrong move and...
Idia can't afford to lose Ortho again.
And he will do anything to make sure he doesn't.
Authors Note:
Hi!!! sorry it's been a while Ive been really burnt out and busy with school but I'm back for Whumptober! I really hope this is good. It's not as headcanon-y as id like it but it's nearly midnight here and I gotta get this out on time! I'll be trying my level-best to be posting everyday in October.
who's your favorite twisted wonderland character, and why?
How do I even choose?
I have different reasons for liking all of my favs
(I will expand on all of these if asked. Please ask. Please. Id analyze any character in twst if asked I love them all)
Ace: I love how blunt he is. He doesn't sugarcoat his feelings as he speaks up for himself, others, and what he thinks is right. He can be an idiot, but I love him nonetheless! Although I feel like canon doesn't do much with his character and he's just used as a way to make other characters have development. (Ex: Riddle in ch.1 deuce in ch.5 the fairy gala remix in his card story) But all in all I think I love him because he's the opposite of me. (I can't speak up for myself...)
Trey: Like Ace, canon doesn't do much with his character and fandom doesn't really do anything with him besides using him as a way for cater angst? (No hate to Cater stans of course) so a lot of his character is my speculation. (He is not a normal guy he is lying to himself.) I love how I can pick apart his character without canon coming in and crushing my dreams. (I project onto him frequently.)
Leona: Oh boy. Here we go. God I love Leona so much. Obviously, he's a depressed bitch and neither canon nor fandom properly recognizes it he also has some serious trauma. (knowing you could be better but, why try? Your goal is impossible anyways.) Also, (as far as I know) he's the only Overblot victim who didn't properly redeem himself. (Ripping up Azul's contracts out of selfish desires is not redemption.) So that's canon mischaracterizing their own character and the fandom, is the fandom. Overall Leona is mischaracterized way too much and I kin him. (That's the reason I love him. I kin him.)
Azul: Azul is literally my baby. I love him because I just wanna give him a hug. The way his ED is implied a few times and then never brought up again is really annoying to me like- if you're gonna give ED rep at least mention in more than his chapter! It's a key part of his character and it's barely there. Oh also he was bullied and I relate to that.
Jamil: The vibes. Gender Envy. The pyromania. The way he hates Kalim even though it's not his fault because he needs someone to be angry at and it's so easy to hate the person directly causing your problems rather than blaming the system behind them. Oh also he's brown and I'm brown so it's like-
Vil: VILLL MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN. Gender. Envy. The things I could do if I was him- she's so- can you imagine if I was amab? I could be feminine and still not be seen as a girl. Anyways the way he's always second place but doesn't blame the person who's above him but rather blames himself is so sad but so me.
Idia: his gamer talk is so funny sometimes. Oh also I wish I had an older brother like him. Oh also I haven't finished ch.6 but I'm really excited. Oh also technological characters always have a special place in my heart. oh also he's depressed and I find that relatable.
Sebek: I love him. He's so loud and so rude (humans) but I love him he's such a dork. He's trying his best okay? Id really love to see his character when it's not revolving around Malleus though.
Authors Note: tldr: angst, badassery, gender envy, character studys and more not necessarily in that order.
Incorrect Quotes Part: 2!
(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)
Savannaclaw!
(ft: Idia/Malleus, MC, Cheka, & Farena)
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(Dorm dinnertimes.)
Ruggie: Jack, can you pass the salt?
Jack: Throws Leona across the table
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(Leona and Jack sitting in jail together)
Jack: So who should we call?
Leona: I’d call Ruggie, but I feel safer in jail
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(during a dorm party)
Leona: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jack: You’re a hazard to society
Ruggie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Jack: HELP! I TOLD RUGGIE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Leona, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
(HC: Leona can cook he just lacks motivation)
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Leona: I told Jack their tail wags when they lie.
Ruggie: Why?
Leona: Look.
Leona: Hey Jack! Do you love us?
Jack, holding their tail: No.
Ruggie:
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Ruggie: You have to apologize to Farena.
Leona: Fine.
Leona: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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(Babysitting...)
Leona: While I’m gone, Cheka, you’re in charge.
Cheka: Yes!!!
Leona, whispering: Ruggie, you’re secretly in charge.
Ruggie: Obviously.
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Leona, probably about like- Idia or Malleus?: They stole from me first!
Jack: Mhm.
Leona: Stole my heart...
Ruggie: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Leona: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jack: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Ruggie: Smad.
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Farena: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Leona: You were flirting with (Insert Farena wife name here.)
Farena: So what? Shes my Wife.
Leona: You asked them if they were single.
Farena:
Leona: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Leona, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Jack: You did WHAT–
Ruggie: William Snakepeare
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Leona, talking about his lack of motivation: Sometimes I even drink milk straight out of the container!
Jack: The cow???
Leona: What?
Ruggie: Jack, W H Y?
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Leona: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jack: Just rip the bandage off.
Leona: It’s Idia/Malleus.
Ruggie: Put the bandage back on.
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Jack: What time is it?
MC: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
MC: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune
Leona: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
MC: It’s 2 am
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Cheka, texting Leona: Unca! Help I’m being kidnapped
Leona: Where are you?
Cheka: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Leona: I’ll call Farena.
Farena, answering their phone: Y’ello?
Leona: Where’s Cheka? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Farena: Cheka? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Farena:
Farena: I’ll call you back. hangs up
Farena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Cheka: WHO ARE YOU?!
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(playing a card game like trial by trolley or something)
Jack: If Ruggie and I were drowning, who would you save?
Leona: You two can’t swim?
Ruggie: It’s a hypothetical question, Leona! who would you save?
Leona: my time and effort.
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Ruggie: We need to get through this locked door. Leona, give me your credit card.
Leona: Here.
Ruggie, pocketing it: Thanks. Jack, kick down the door.
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Authors Note: I didn't know any other love interests besides Malleus and Idia soooo
So uh...
An anon( I think) asked for Jamil/Azul headcanons Azul/Idia headcanons or Azul/Idia/Jamil headcanons and I accidentally posted the answer before I was ready, panicked, and deleted it not realizing it would delete the ask too.
Oopsy?
(IM NOT IRRESPONSIBLE I SWEAR)
Anyways I'm doing all of them
Jamil/Azul:
An OTP of mine. I love them. Chapter Four was the gayest shit since sliced bread.(and vampire nails those are-)
@masterofrecords has an amazing fic for them it's gorgeous. (MARRY ME YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD)
Anyways. Headcanons!
In above mentioned fic Jamil makes food for people to say that he cares about them. And he makes food for Azul. A lot. Soyeahthatsathingnow.
Azul comes to ALL of Jamils basketball games! The American football movie stereotype!
Azul likes Jamil's shiny hair things. Octopus instinct.
Jamil gives Azul shiny things as gifts.
"hey I found this coin in the vault at Scarabia do you-" "YES"
Jamil will never see that coin again
Azul/Idia
BOARD GAME CLUB BOARD GAME CLUB!!!
The nerd duo
This ship has really grown on me!
There's a comic on the Twisted Wonderland subreddit by u/Kamapon that really introduced me to the ship! It's slightly suggestive but it's so good! The art honestly looks official.
Gossip buddies over chess
"Did you hear? The science club room was set on fire." "EXCUSE ME WHAT?"
Idia is so shocked his hair flares up and the Board game clubroom almost catches too.
Idia takes Azul to a Premo concert and Azul just stares at their shiny costumes and light sticks
The blue lipstick gets everywhere.
Jamil/Azul/Idia
THE GRAND FINALE!!! This is so cute!
Obviously Azul and Idia go on dates to Jamil's games.
Jamil and Azul once held a conversation as to who could make Idia's hair the pinkest.
The only time it turned fully pink was when both of them worked together. Yay! THE POWER OF... Ship? What's a romantic word for friendship?
Azul introduces Jamil and Idia.
"this is Idia! He also doesn't like people!"
"...Azul. listen to yourself."
Everyone else on campus thinks they're weird.
They are.
Authors Note: IM SO SORRY ANON 😭😭😭😭