Vil - Blog Posts

Now you can officially and with a clear conscience say that Vil is a real ✧lioness✧

~ Pomefiore Incorrect Quotes ~

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Epel, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Vil: Tea.

Epel: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Vil: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Rook: Even better!

Vil: What the fuck did you-

Rook: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Epel: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Vil: You're welcome.

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Epel: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Epel: An apple a day can also keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Epel: You're alive.

Vil: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Vil: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Vil: Oh god, you have Epel

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Epel: And now for a gay update with Rook.

Rook: Getting gayer.

Epel: Thank you, Rook.

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Epel: Quacking in my boobs over this

Epel: QUAKING*

Epel: BOOTS* FUCKER.

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Epel, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Vil: Yeah, Vil will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Epel: Exactly, I will straight up-

Epel:

Epel, tearing up: Vil, why would you say that?!

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Vil: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Epel: Do you make any other kind?

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Another One Done! Yay!! Btw, do you think I should and write headcannons, x reader, etc? I wanna try, maybe.

Imagine This (Short Little Angsty Drabble)

So . . . you guys know how the Tapis Rouge Event is coming out on Twisted Wonderland's English Server in March (probably tomorrow, 03/21/25, when the Snow White Live Action will be coming out), right? I have seen little tiny bits of it through Youtube videos with English Subtitles and I know through Vil's birthday vignettes that he does NOT have a mom.

Now, let's imagine.

Vil, after the events of Book 5, spending lots of time with you, and the Tapis Rouge Event, has come to terms with the fact that he has fallen deeply, helplessly in love with you, Y/N. You were just so beautiful, inside and out, and opened his eyes to what true beauty meant. Your beauty put his to shame and your purity to Neige's to shame, and he just needed to have you.

But . . .

He was THE Vil Schoenheit, a famous, popular, beloved, glorious actor and model, while you were a common nobody. While you saw him as simply Vil in your eyes, the public saw him as a god of beauty. While he saw you to be his whole entire world in his eyes, the public would probably see you as nothing but a cheap piece of trash. Things could never work out between the two of you.

So . . . in order to keep not only it but his heart together . . . he calls his dad and asks about his mom, for the first time in forever . . .

. . . only to be told the most heartbreaking tale he has ever heard.

Feel free to write about this and/or include your own variations and versions, as long as you credit me!

Some ideas include:

His mom dying in childbirth

His mom being a common nobody who was affection-starved and desperately wanted Eric Venue to share his fame

His mom being Eric Venue's mistress while he was either still single . . . or married to another woman

His mom accusing Eric Venue of cheating on her with one of his co-stars

His mom being his co-star

His mom being an actress who went crazy

(combination)

etc, your own!

@onegianthotmess @jangmi-latte @blues824 @blues824reblogs @bluesylveon @bluesylveon2

Yandere! Vil Schoenheit x Fem! Reader x Neige LeBlanche (Snow White AU)

Inspired by @angelettecloud10

Warnings: Yandere, beauty obsession, envy, jealousy, murder, and poisoning, Snow White references, Y/N is described as beautiful with an angelic voice since Prince Florian (or Ferdinand) is described as handsome and good at singing.

What many people don’t know is that in Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937), The Evil Queen was in love with Prince Florian/Prince Ferdinand. In other words, the Evil Queen’s desire to end Snow White’s life was not only due to envy of her beauty, but because she was a yandere!

So imagine . . .

Vil, ever jealous of Neige’s beauty, manipulates his good nature by encouraging him to partake in lowly jobs such as volunteering to be a janitor or servant in hopes of damaging his image in the eyes of the public. For a while, this works, and the internet, specifically Mira Mira, says that Vil is the most beautiful person in the world since no one wants to admire a lowly servant. So, Vil was pleased, since he knew that Mira was the most accurate app that always provided the most reliable answers.

But, one day, when Vil asks the internet who is the most beautiful person in the world, Mira tells him that it’s Neige, instead of him. It explains that Neige’s ebony-black hair, adorable doe brown eyes, snow-white (get it?) skin, and luscious rose-red lips rival the beauty of his platinum blonde hair, regal amethyst violet eyes, soft, peachy, pinkish skin, and pink lips. Moreover, it explains that by becoming a janitor, Neige had actually become even more popular with the public, since it further showed his desire to help others and ability to connect with the lower class.

Vil is enraged when he is informed of this. It’s like no matter how hard he tries to better himself or even sabotage his rival, he’s always stuck in second place, only getting brief moments of small victories.

Just as Vil is feeling like he is going to smash his phone, he suddenly hears the angelic voice of his beautiful crush, Y/N singing one song (see the reference?) from the NRC courtyard. Wanting to hear more so that he can smooth his anger, he rushes to the nearest window, only to find that his beloved Y/N is not just singing one song . . . But singing one song to the man he hates, NEIGE LEBLANCHE!

Then suddenly it all just goes cold, silent, and still. Despair, rage, envy, and of course, poisonous jealousy rage through Vil’s veins as he stares icily at this new development. His hatred for Neige has increased one-hundredfold as he has not only taken his coveted title as the most beautiful man in the world, but has also stolen the woman he loves away from him, too. If he had wanted him out in a few-hours long coma during the VDC, now he wants him dead.

Vil immediately returns to Pomefiore Dorm, and summons Rook. He gives him a box and a knife, and orders him to use his good relationship with Neige to lure into the woods, kill him, and deliver his heart. Of course, Rook is reluctant at first, but at Vil's demands, he eventually gives in.

Only for later, when he's actually about to do it just outside of the NRC school campus, he finds that he simply, absolutely cannot kill someone so beautiful, and tells Neige that Vil actually absolutely loathes him, envies his beauty and romance with Y/N, and wants him dead. He also tells him that Vil's suggestion that he become a volunteer janitor was also Vil's way of besmirching his image, and that he should quit and return to RSA.

Neige, of course, is horrified, and betrayed when he learns of this. He never would have thought Vil would want to do something so terrible to him! But knowing he has to get to safety, he immediately quits his volunteer work and returns to RSA and the Seven Swords, his dwarf friends.

As soon as Rook bids Neige farewell, he sees a wild pig wandering around the entrance to NRC. Remembering that Vil not only asked him to kill Neige, but deliver his heart, Rook decides to kill the pig and bring it's heart to Vil as false evidence of Neige's death. As soon as he does so, he immediately resigns from his vice-housewarden position and withdraws from NRC, deciding to attend RSA instead.

As soon as Vil receives what he believes is Neige's heart, he smiles in triumph knowing that not only has he finally become the fairest of all, not only is his rival finally gone, but he can now have Y/N all to himself! Excitedly, he immediately pulls out his phone and asks Mira Mira who is the fairest of all at the moment. To his shock and disbelief, the app tells him again, that it's Neige. Immediately, he thinks, that's impossible! Neige's dead! Rook brought me proof! I have his heart! as he hastily looks out the window, only to see the dead pig lying in the field. Infuriated he exclaims "the heart of a pig! The blundering fool!" only to realize that Rook not only isn't his vice-housewarden anymore, but doesn't even attend NRC anymore, and thus cannot punish him.

He feels like screaming in rage. How dare not only Neige challenge his authority and love for Y/N, but Rook betray him as well!? But of course, knowing that he has an image to maintain, keeps his composure. So, as a last resort, he summons Epel Felmier, the Poison Apple.

Hope you guys enjoyed the concept of Yandere! Twisted Wonderland in their respective movies! Pass it on! Somebody please do another dorm, next!

💜Yandere Azul Ashengrotto Idea💜

Ok After Watching The Little Mermaid (Classic Ver.) I remember Ursula Disguises herself as Vanessa to trick Eric that she saved him from drowning and who sang for him when he woke up after being unconscious

Then Poses to Marry Eric to Prevent Ariel from succeeding the Spell to be Human

Now here's an Idea:

Yandere Azul Ashengrotto x Fem. MC x Prince Rielle (The Little Mermaid/Merman AU)

Prince Rielle Longed to join the Surface World and Bond with the Humans Above the Ocean of Twisted Wonderland

That is until he get's Offered to Attend RSA as a Student along with his Friends (Twst ver. Of the Disney Princess) although His Father (King Triton) doesn't fully agree to this and in Frustration Rielle swims off to the Surface there He Meets MC on a Small Cruise Ship with her Fellow NRC friends having a Spring Break Party (Kinda Like how Eric was Celebrating his Birthday but this is the First Day of Spring and perfect for a Cruise Party)

With the Young Prince now curious of the Female Student he wanted to learn more about her (or as you can say it was Love at First Sight) and what would it be like to be Part of Her World.

Unfortunately Someone on the Other Hand has taken interest in the Female Prefect . . . Azul Ashengrotto . . . he sought to make MC his Promised but Notices Rielle Snooping in that case gave Azul the very key for his plan to achieve

During the Party a Great Storm Emerged and Ruined the Celebration, MC nearly put her Life on the Line to save her Friends that is Until She had to Go back and save her Furry Grey Companion, Grim from being Trapped in the Flames. After Successfully saving Grim, The Boat's Supply of Fireworks was set off with MC still on the Ship exploded leaving the Survivng Students on the Life Boats in Shocked

Rielle feeling the need to do something he had to save her from Drowning

As the Dawn rose yet the sky filled with soft grey clouds, Rielle brought MC back to shore not leaving her side worried that she might not wake up, but faintly he could hear her Breathing and a Sigh of relief escaped from Rielle mouth as he then was enchated by MC's Beauty as she lays Unconscious and he then Sings his new Dream to be Part of Her World

The Group then Later finds MC on Shore, relieved as they can be the First Years Tackled MC in a Tight hug Happy that she was Ok. MC then starts to Say how there was a Boy who Saved her and how He Sang so Beautifully. The Bois thought she was Imagining things or being Delusional or she probably Drank too much Sea Water (Lol)

Except for Azul who knew exactly What MC was Referring to . . . which gave him an Idea for a Boy who always had an eye for a Bargain

To Make this Short, Azul then had Rielle visit the Monstro Lounge to make a Deal with him. Helping Him to Turn into a Human to both to Attend RSA and Meet the Female Prefect only for 3 Days but Can Succeed if He Kisses her through True Love. If she Doesn't Kiss her then He Turns Back to a Merman and be trapped in the Monstro Lounge as a Fish in a Tank Serving the Entertainment as a Decoration (& Azul will have MC all to Himself). Payment would be for Rielle to Give up his Voice and rely on other ideas to communicate with MC and his Friends in RSA

As Rielle enjoys his Time at RSA making New Friends and Meeting MC and visiting The Village to Bond more they both Almost Kissed (Kiss the Girl Scene) but Unfortunately failed after being knocked over from the Leech Twins who followed them to prevent Rielle from Succeeding. Leaving Azul to take matters into his own hands and using Rielle's Voice and a Disguises himself (Like Vanessa but a Male ver. Brown Hair, Purple Amethyst Eyes, and his Seashell Necklace that holds Rielle's voice).

His Name would be Victor 💜

MC Standing outside of Ramshackle late at Night hoping that she wasn't mistaken that a Boy really did save her, considered the Lighter Side of the Whole Experience and Considers her feelings for Rielle and decides to Sleep on it and meet with him in the Morning.

But then Hears a Voice Singing exactly the same as the One who saved her from Drowning she then looks around and sees a Figure standing close to the Lake near Ramshackle. His Hair Softly Flows in the Night Breeze as he slowly Looks back at MC making Eye Contact with his Piercing Amethyst Eyes as he Sings and a Golden Hue Glows Brightly in the Night entrancing MC in a Spell

Soooo There's that & I Hope someone Writes a Story about this Idea & I give full permission to use this Idea as long you Credit me

Thanks For Reading and I hope you Enjoyed!!🐚💜

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Is named 'Perfection' gur

Did you ask for

Perfectly

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( @allychan13 Im sorry for answering late. I’m stupid, In know, I was waiting for you to tell me the character that you wanted me to do, but it was right there in front of me. Im sorry, but Im posting it now 👈😀👍)

Riddle

He was really shy and insecure at the beginning of the relationship, he didn’t know what to do. He was asking him Self things like

’Am I doing good?’

’Do they still likes me?’

’Do they hate me?’

’Am I doing anything wrong?’

He ends up stressing about everything, but that soon changes when he see you smile when your with him, hanging out with him, or on a date with him.

Doesn't really like PDA, likes to show affection to you behind closed doors

When you are behind closed doors, he is the most softest and kindest Pillow . . . Person ever.

Sometimes bends the rules for you.

Like you would make him a strawberry tart,(With help from trey), on a occasion where you not suppose to, and he would still enjoy it and eat it.

He knew you didn’t know better, and you went through all that trouble just to make it.

Croquet dates and after enjoying strawberry tarts are a must.

Sucker for your kisses

Melt at your touch when you play with his hair

Calls you darling, but he will call you “My rose” when your behind closed doors

You know the heart shaped pieces of hair in front of his forehead, he would stick them up to make you laugh

Lives for your smile, he blushes when you do, and sometime his nose bleeds

Gets flustered very easily, like, easy as sleeping after drinking warm milk.

If you make strawberry tarts for him, expect them back, but he made them(With help from trey)

Dreams of marrying you a lot.

Daydreams about it too

Sets presents on your desk, and if you ask about it, he’ll deny that he set it on your desk.

You know because he makes it obvious, but he never knows that he does

He the Queen of hearts, Be his King/Queen/Partner

Leona

Is kinda very insecure at the begin of the relationship, but he doesn’t ever show it

When he spoils you, he just ask you straight up

ANNOYING MF

Yes, he may be annoying, but your the only person that can deal with him and put him in his place

CUDDLES

CUDDLES

CUDDLES

He loves you, and he shows it by going the class just to see you and be with you

once your in a relationship with him, there is no getting out of it

and he does his homework just so ✨YOU✨ could help him with it, so basically so he can be with you more

Lives to tease you

It was your birthday, and he didn’t know what to get you

He stressed over it so much until he got an idea

He decided to make you a plushie of himself for you

He asked Ruggie to do it, but he said no, and for him to do it himself because it was for you

He made it himself just to show you how much he loves you. Yes, he did it all by himself

Wraps his tail around your leg in the halls just so you don’t wander off, and to show people that your his *COUGH* pillow *COUGH* herbivore

Flirts with you, but if you flirt back, he’ll get flustered, but have a serious face

LOYAL

He sits by you in class, so expect that if he doesn’t know and answer, he’ll be looking over your shoulder to see if you have the answer and copy it

PURRS

If you both cuddle together, and scratch the back of his ears, he will purr loud enough that you can hear it

You’re the only person that is allowed to touch his tail and ears

Your his Queen/King/Partner, don’t leave him

Iida

You made the first move, not him. He‘s to shy and would faint it he did.

you asked him out, and when you did

*Shy Tamaki Amajiki noises*

He shuddered a lot

He could respond back, so he just nodded

His nose just anime boy bleed

COSPLAYING COUPLE

Y’all binge watch anime every night all night

So you both wake up late and is almost, ALMOST, late for your classes

He would be saying sorry over and over again because you both woke up late

Of course you had to remind him that it wasn’t his fault

GAME NIGHT DATES

Before you guys dated, he would send you love e-mails to you, and never put his name on it

Othoro thought it was to cliché and told him to write love letters instead of type them for you

He would every day put them on your desk, and everyday he didn’t get caught.

Now that your dating, he still does

You asked him about it and he just got really shy and didn’t say anything

So you don’t ask him about it

Buys you rare anime merch for your birthday

Dates are usually in his room, but when there not, it’s in a private place where it’s just you and him

and sometimes othoro would be spying on you through the window

Spoils you, but doesn’t realize that he is

VERY INSECURE

SO YOU NEED TO RESURE HIM ALL THE TIME

Vil

Not insecure about the relationship at all

He knows that you love him and his beautiful self

he has a lot of fans but

Your number his one fan

And he’s your number one fan

PHOTO-SHOT DATES

does your make up everyday, all the time, no matter if it 3 AM he’ll do your make up along with his

He does your makeup first

Gets you a hand mirror everyday

You asked him why he does so, and he told you that he got you it so you can see your beautiful self

He cupped your cheeks and pulled you into a kiss

It was short, passionate, and sweet

Over protective, but secretly is

He kills the people he’s jealousy of with his Beautifulness

Surprisingly, he can cook really good

bit doesn't like to because he can get his hands dirty

but if it’s for ✨YOU✨

Get ready for a 7 coursed meal

When he buys himself makeup, he always remembers you and gets you makeup as well

Spoils you with makeup and self care items

Y’all both do your face routine together

He has a long and complicated face care routine which you must do and help him with

Rook spy’s on the both of you when you go on a date

Your his lover, and he is yours. Don’t leave him as long as you live

Malleus

Isn't really insecure about the relationship

He loves you a lot, and he knows that you love him

so he isn’t all that insecure, you both have a strong bond with each other

Honest with you at all times

OVERPROTECTIVE

but he’s calmly overprotective, like he’ll protect you, but have a calm face

Well that’s only if you seem normal and stuff. But if your crying, OH BOY, get ready for a blood bath.

Your the only human of man that ever touched his horns

Gives you piggy back rides

walks under the moonlight with you every night each day

Big spoon

Plays with your hair a lot, and sometimes doesn’t notice it until later

Plays violin for you

Waltz with you under the moonlight

did I mention that he plays whatever you like on the violin

Lives just to see you smile

Sings you a lullaby for you to go to sleep, and he stays with you until your asleep

SPOILS YOU, LIKE BROOOOOOOOOO

Gets you everything, like literally

Jewelry, pets, clothes, gems, food, flowers, chocolates.

He spoils you everyday, and it doesn’t matter on the occasion, yup, all the time.

Cuddles are always in your dorm

so ever time he isn’t at his dorm when sebek wakes up, he panicking and screaming

Lilia gives him advice he malleus asks for it

HUSBAND.MATERIAL.ALL.THE.WAY

Your his child of man, don’t leave his lonely heart to break in recess pieces

Kalim

“MY LITTLE PRECIOUS LITTLE CHICKEN SUNSHINE NUNGGET, WHERE ARE YOUUUUU!”

yup, not normal pet names are a must

He doesn’t like normal pet names, he thinks there boring.

He likes names like

”MY JEWEL〜”

”NUGGET〜”

”MARKER〜”

yes . . . marker

when I tell you this man SPOILS YOU

Spoils you to death.

”No Kalim, I don't need an other pink baby elephant“

Always asks for your size in clothes and things of your liking all the time

Follows you like a lost puppy

Complains when you don’t cuddle with you, and won’t stop until you do cuddle him

Clingy like a leach on skin

Playfully ‘Noms’ you on your arm

When you do have to leave him to go to the bathroom or to go get Grimm before he does something stupid

he’ll grab onto your legs, and just stay there, begging you not to go and to stay with him

Jamil has to pry him off of you

It takes 15 minutes to do so 💀

Hyper: Yes sirrrrr

He has a microphone, and will straight up go to the roof of the dorms and scream into it

”HEY WORLD, I LOVE MY Y/N SO MUCH!!!!”

Jamil will hear it and drag him back to the dorms.

He does this about 6 days a week just because he loves you so much

He’ll get on your back and won’t get off until you give him piggy back rides

Relationship: 100,000,000,000,000/10

Would recommend

Dont leave him, he won’t be the same bby that we all know and love to death

Azul

“Darling“

”Doll”

Your always in his office spending time with him, like all the time

Cuddles are in his pot

Actually, really insecure, but will never ever show it

He cooks, only for you

When you are away from him, he will get Floyd and Jade to follow you to make sure that you don’t get hurt or harmed

Gets jealousy a lot, but will never admit it

Instead, he will just get the twins to deal with him. (Let’s just take a moment to pray for the guy)

Grants your wishes

but in return you pay him back with kisses, hugs, quality time, and cuddles.

So shall you seal the deal???

You help him make his magical potions

You sit in his lap while he does his work and stuff

enemy's to lovers

before you guys dated, he tried to trick you into signing a contract to date him

He a crybaby

His favorite places to kiss you are on your hands

When you cook for him, he can’t say no, like never ever, even though it might have high calories

FANCY RESTAURANT DATES

Cuddles after he is tired after a long and hard day of working, he needs it so much

He shows few people his merman form, and you happen to be so lucky to be on of those people that he shows his merman form to

YOU

ARE

HIS

SAFE

PLACE

Needs a whole 100 buckets of reassurance

(I’m finished, this took me 50 minuets, that’s not so bad if I do say so my self, so @allychan13 here you go, and thank your for the request :D)