Virrambles - Blog Posts

Oi who put my toilet in the cupboard

POV you’re me trying to sleep but you’re getting story ideas instead

I know you can sex a skeleton via the pelvic arch, but I really hope archeologists are out there chucking balls through hips instead, like why science when you could be playing a mad game of

🔥BONE BALL🔥

Lil thing I went really ham on for a SMP application on twitter! I’ve watched it about 30 times now and I still love it ^^

Me yesterday: huh, y’a know since one of my character’s gonna be a vampire I should look at the original Dracula story to see what lore parts I like

Me today, logining onto tumblr: why the fuck is everyone talking about Dracula

Y’all ever just accidentally recreate a 59 year old franchise because you wanted your closed polyamorous trio to go exploring time and space together a la, “it would be really cool if character A could also travel through time, I mean think of how many adventures that would unlock. They could explore the universe, crash land on character B’s planet, invite her to join, they could meet character C after he flees from the army, and together they could go around saving the universe and getting into trouble and that’s just dr who I recreated dr who and made it gayer”

Oi whoever gave me the ability to draw needs to take it away, I keep redesigning my persona on accident and it’s making it really hard to make a model for this sucker >:(

The co-writing experience is asking your homie if you can make one the characters a lesbian and then having a half an hour long debate on whether your OCs are alive or not, written as if you’re creating the Bible