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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more
listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning
luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps
once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals
youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning
the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter
after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time
once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites
THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine
Interesting XD
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:
Dreamcatcher wallpapers inspired by their chase me era. Love my 7 dorks ❤️
lets skip the small talk. -D
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Man stock photos are so great
how does it work? why does it work? what are people even saying anymore? is neil gaiman legit on tumblr????
the first four important questions ive asked on this hell site.
Ummm.... Hi (●’◡’●)ﾉ
Don't mind me having a slight panic over this
THE ADS ON TUMBLR ARE TOO MUCH 😭😭
WHAT ID THIS????? I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT TODAYYYY
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Take this as my Valentine's day post
that's right more JoJo x Samuel brains [because it's the only cross ship that I like despite me making it]
Took this down but the anons in my inbox are really nice :( so! Colours.
There hasn't been a day where my ears haven't felt WEIRD
i'm watching Star Trek while I am working and I just got to Journey to Babel (s2 e10) and I'm absolutely losing it at the fact that Sarek is beefing with his son cause he chose to join Starfleet instead of the Vulcan Science Academy.
Sir. Maybe if your people hadn't been so shitty to him while he was growing up hw might have had more of an interest in staying there HELLO???????
crying. turns out being a petty parent is NOT unique to humans.
gUYS WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. I have like. 5 posts. How is this a year old. what.
It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
I'm two years old today yippeeee
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺ Moony ⋆⁺₊⋆ ₊⋆ ⋆ ₊
Post azkaban Remus and Sirius designs
I've been cooking them for way too long
Older wolfstar has a special place in my heart, so i decided to make my entrance in the marauders fandom with them 💟
BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland
tag yourself student edition
who cares: reads books in class instead of listening, attention span of 5 seconds when studying, generally starts studying in the day before, lost all their new fancy pens by week 2, still somehow gets A*, sometimes starts arguing with the teacher
i can and i will: motivated af, watches legally blonde 24/7, big dreams and aspirations, bullet journal is goals, sometimes very forgetful but makes up for it through very hard work, wants to figure out everything by themselves before asking for help
hello my name is stressed: signed up for 10000 extracurriculars and can’t get out of them now, time management god, hates the glorification of all-nighters but stays up until 6 am anyway, has the highest expectations regarding themselves, needs a hug
aesthetics TM: desperately wants their notes to look perfect, spends all their money on stationery, loves to doodle, PUNS, is great in one specific class, always tries to help their friends with homework, study playlists!!!, can still easily feel overwhelmed and lost but they try and that’s enough
what: has lost their motivation somewhere along the way, has no idea what’s going on, “there was homework”, messy notes and messy life, really wants school to end, hates the education system, has no idea what they want to do after school tho
Honestly
Imagine living somewhere for your whole life, or heck, living somewhere for more than 4 years. You live in the same house your whole childhood, grow up with the same group of people that followed you through one (1) elementary school, middle school and high school and have a child hood best friend??? Like what the fuck? People live like this?? Wowowowowow- My military brat brain canNOT comprehend
Why are there these women following me all of a sudden what
Why tf are people upset about that plantation getting burned down…
Like are yall good?
trump just got SHOT
posting this without fact checking 👍