Whimsy - Blog Posts
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"she laughs. she laughs hard. "'oh, my god, i know'" she says "'they're so big.'" we both laugh at our son's big balls."
-that fucking psycho colleen hoover
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tonights theme? lights & lamps. why? BECAUSE I SAID SO. i finally read a colleen hoover book for the first time, take a wild guess which one. ive been down this COD hyper fixation rabbit hole for the past month, lots and lots of fan fiction has been read, Ghost specifically. but i make exceptions for soap and konig (im equally in love with them all.) ive never played any of the games before but i sure do know all the lore so i think im better than any man, alive or dead.
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"no name could ever be so sweet to murmur as yours is
I find myself unable to stop sweetening my tongue"
-its me!! again!! can you tell im unrelentingly horny
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you know the justice tarot card? im her but instead of a scale and wand or whatever the fuck she holds, i hold a sparky pink dildo in one hand and doritos dinamita in the other.
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i relished being the one who made you cry"
-guess who...
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ooookay!!! so i technically missed a day of posting! so what! i was busy making a hinge account so i could fall in love in 24 days and then disappear on my trip or whatever. anyways i saw the most beautiful amazing woman today on a walk downtown and i stopped her to tell her how drop dead gorgeous she was and she went "ha." and walked away. i love her. so m uch! ok thats all for today i am very "eek! anxiety!" today :~(
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"i know two things that will make a person sin
the first is a truck driver without pen
and the second thing that will make you faint
is simply the word tain-"
-an old coworker of mine who never failed to steal giggles from me
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im currently reading Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern and its so fun. every review ive seen about it always says something along the lines of "no clue whats happening in it, love the vibes tho" and then they rate it like 10/10. so far yes 100% is so vibey, no clue what ive read so far but ughh!!! i may be doomed to only knowing what a loving relationship is from the outside; i fear one day ill wake up 70 years old in a cold bed with nothing to my name and a heavy, unrelenting addiction to Judge Judy. its such a fun read for the fall too!! it just fits so well with the season! i think the next book i wanna read tho will be some kind of sapphic love story. im tired of straight people! smooches<3
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"i know when you hear my name, your eyes quiver and your throat feels raw 
you can't help but seize at the idea of hearing my voice again
no one else can quell your parched tongue, as nothing would be more gratifying than me"
-i know i keep quoting my own poetry but ugh let me live >///<
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like any other genderfluid boss babe, i use tumblr to quench my thirst for smutty fan fiction. last night as i was perusing for my night cap i decided "hey, lets read about joel miller just absolutely going to town on my body!" BUT you perverse, fatherless (same lol) FREAKS! cant seem to write anything about that man without it being the most obvious father/daughter fantasy story. freud was so right, why would you let him be right? anyways go read @bageldaddy 's one shot called Sundown cause WOWIE WOAH MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMIMA BAZOOOOOOOOING! * EYES POP OUT * AROOOOOOOOGA! * JAW DROPS TONGUE ROLLS OUT * WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF * TONGUE BURSTS OUT OF THE MOUTH UNCONTROLLABLY LEAKING FACE AND EVERYTHING IN REACH * WURBLWURBLWURBWURLBWURBLWURBLEWLURBWUBRLWURBWLWUBLR * TINY CUPID SHOOTS AN ARROW THROUGH HEART * AHHHHHHHHHHH ME LADY... * HEART IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART STARTS BEATING SO HARD YOU CAN SEE IT THROUGH SHIRT* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM * MILK TRUCK CRASHES INTO A BAKERY STORE IN THE BACKGROUND *
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"women do stupid things when they're in love. that's why i've been in business for twelve years"
- Judge Judy
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i have this guttural, almost euphoric, sense that i am the only other human being on this earth that really understands and is captivated by Judge Judy. like me and her? best of friends. lovers from another life. we know each other so deeply and intimately but we are sadly separated by time and space. one day Judy. one day.
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Genuinely strongly dislike people who hate whimsy and being corny, like why do you hate fun
Currently obsessed with fun colorful patterned thights✨
on the hunt for mutuals
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Dead poets society!!!!!! (and other tragic films)
notes app poetry and other rambling of a madman
gently philosophical musings
vintage fashion
classic literature
contemplating what it means to be human
whimsy
Me, myself and Hi ! 👋
i keep seeing those whimsical girls on tt doing cutesy makeup and they draw spirals on their nose bridges and i was like “omg i wanna do that” but then remembered i have glasses and can’t. life is a prison
(An acrostic poem I made a while ago. Let me know your thoughts!)
Sweet spring
Sunshine blooms and visits longer,
Winter slush cowers in its presence,
Every inhale contains pollen and petals,
Every glance is vibrant with reviving life,
Times haven’t been so graceful. (except for in fall too)
Sunshine awakens the asleep in the land,
Pressuring them to frolic once more,
Ravishing butterflies float, flutter,
In April, nature showers its garden,
Natural rebirth floods to great heights,
Greetings again, sweet spring.
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I would love to be this mood board tbh ✨
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idk wtf these guys are but they are mine i made them. With my mind.