Xbalanque - Blog Posts

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Yupanqui/Och-Kan (Genshin Impact) Characters: Yupanqui (Genshin Impact), Och-Kan (Genshin Impact), Xbalanque (Genshin Impact), Lianca (Genshin Impact), Ahpub (Genshin Impact), Ixquieh (Genshin Impact), Uenuku (Genshin Impact), Ianeira | Hineila (Genshin Impact), Maghan (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, My First Smut, author has no idea of what they are doing, Biting, Dirty Talk, Animal Behavior, Kinda, Porn With Plot, POV Alternating Summary:

In order to win a war, you need soldiers, and in order to get soldiers, you need to recruit people. The gang usually splits up into the normal groups: Xbalanque and Och-kan, the twins with Maghan, Uenuku and Hineila, which would leave Yupanqui with Lianca. Not that Yupanqui disliked Lianca, the opposite really, but this time he wanted to switch things up by requesting to switch with Xbalanque so he could go on this mission with the Half-man.

Was this his best decision...well, it's not his worst one.

Wild Hsr sneak but I could not help myself

Back with something y’all missed, at least I think so? I missed them…

Today’s Memes:

Og memes:

More Lils adventures (as @/radaedan nicknamed it)

Zero effort for Xbalanque cause I do NOT have a design for him

I was too lazy to add subtitles but the I got the audio from this TikTok 😁👍

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjfFjsJx/

I’m bored out of my mind in class right now so I decided to compose a small list of my biggest natlan “What if”s. Bare with me 🙏

Starting strong with what if Ixlel joined the natlan human gang. It technically could work if she foresaw the fate of tollan so what if she ran off. Not sure how big the age difference between the cousins (her and Och-kan have) but I like to assume it’s not too big so what if Ixlel and Och-Kan both were from the same human tribe

How much different would it be if Kukulkan was the one to get infected by the abyss instead of Xiuhcoatl. Would Och-Kan even exist. What if in this scenario, the lords were only created to help kukulkan and with each lord failing, Xiuhcoatl created another one (he still stopped at 13 cause it was getting expensive, lmao).

I’ve kinda talked about this but what if instead of admiration, Och-Kan felt unbelievable jealousy and hate. Xbalanque literally took everything from him, his BIRTH purpose, his father, like I’m just saying I would feel hatred like nobody before.

What if Och-Kan was never released to the humans. I know in the notes Kukulkan released him cause the lords wanted to kill Och-Kan but what if he was raised among the dragons. How different would the human gang be, would Yunpanqui have even joined?? OH BETTER YET, his hatred was turned on Humans for all THEY have done when they (if the narrative still went as it should) stormed Tollan, killing the lords.

I know the titles that the lords have are just titles but I like to believe are more significant then that where it be their purpose or a hit at their fates so what if the titles were switched around. (I mean the titles are LITERALLY their names too so there is NO WAY they are not important to the characters)

Ima stop here for now but guys, think about it. The butterfly effect and how different things could have turned out… I’m just saying.

We are kinda back!! I’m changing it to weekly memes this time I don’t get burnt out like before 😖

Anyway new dynamic drop (that I may or may not have been going crazy over), what do you guys think:

When my friend told me that Shinji and Kaworu were gay, I didn’t expect GAY. Like he showed up randomly and already confessed that he loves Shinji 10 minutes into the episode (his first appearance fyi).

WHERE DID HE COME FROM??? Reminds me of a certain someone who just happened to have also shown up from nowhere and steal the main character’s heart *cough cough Xbalanque*

Text memes are back:

OG memes:

Todays Meme is spreading some Mausau love cause he is amazing:

Og meme: (for obvious reasons I had to change the wording)

Tired of Roblox for today so y’all get charts:

(do i add the OG charts???)

Alright here we go, todays meme:

OG meme:

I think I’m going to start using there weapons as they don’t have a canon appearance. Todays meme:

OG meme:

Meme one and two might be related in a sense (guys the dynamic I use for Ixlel and Och-kan might have actually consumed my thought process)

Also I will start making more Xbalanque team memes, I promise. If anyone has meme ideas send me ask (no seriously I fear I might start running out of ideas or have the memes become repetitive)

OG memes below:

I heard your calls so I’m delivering these much earlier (I will still post more at the same time I usually do)

(There is no context for the right one, I just thought it was funny)

Daily memes: thought cause maintenance you guys will be bored of no content so I present two like yesterday

I’ve been cackling over this for the past minute

I in fact did not forget about these, school choose to give me a insane work load lately but after this week I can only hope I’ll be more free

I think I’m going to start posting Ancient Natlan Lore memes to ease my crazy for 5.5

So today is: