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update: I’m bi lol
me: I’m straight
*negasonic teenage warhead, yelena belova, Wanda maximoff, shuri udaku, and kate bishop walk in*
me: * nervous sweats*
so yeah, Yelena was totally like the best character in the Black Widow movie. I love Florence Pugh
Possible Black Widow spoilers
Natasha: *sad about having to go back to the Red Room*
Melina and Alexei: *freaking out and trying to get out of the U.S. before shield gets them*
Yelena in the back seat:
i’m thinking about the fact that yelena probably found out about nat through the news bc the avengers didn’t know to call her. i’m in pain.
ALSO… (black widow spoilers)
there WAS a fucking grave. “there was no body, of course she didn’t have a funeral.” THERE WAS A GRAVE. SO WHERE WAS THE FUNERAL. right, so what i’m hearing is, the russo brothers didn’t think to include one.
black widow was so good i’m in awe. i was consistently surprised by how little they sexualized her and how throughout the whole thing what she was wearing made sense. i loved the relationship between her and yelena, it felt very real and solid, which made me more interested in yelena’s character. the female relationships in this hit so hard and the theme was clearly about natasha forming bonds. (i also appreciated the fact that no cameos were made by other avengers, which might be an unpopular opinion).
incorrect quote 💌
the avengers having a party, everyone is drunk and having a good time.
Nat : “every woman is a lesbian at heart”
Everyone a bit confused but some of the other girls join in creating some sort of chant
Nat, Wanda, Carol, Maria, Kate and yelena : “every woman is a lesbian at heart”
Steve : “hey hey stop, you can’t possibly be saying every woman is a lesbian”
Kate : “why not?”
Clint : “because they’re not, Laura isn’t a lesbian”
Tony : “yeah my apprentice isn’t a lesbian”
Carol smirking : “how do you know?”
Tony : “how do I know my apprentice isn’t a lesbian?”
Bucky : “what they are trying to say is you can’t make grand sweeping generalisations. It’s not acceptable”
Nat, Wanda, Carol, Maria, Kate and yelena : “every woman is a lesbian at heart”
Nat, Wanda, Carol, Maria, Kate and yelena now clapping : “every woman is a lesbian at heart”
Nat, Wanda, Carol, Maria, Kate and yelena : “every woman is a lesbian at heart”
Nat, Wanda, Carol, Maria, Kate and yelena : “including Tony’s apprentice”
Y/N, Tony’s said apprentice who had been running late comes out of the elevator, just in time to hear the last two sentences.
Y/N : “uh hey guys”
What I Love About Black Widow 2021
SPOILERS, so read at your own risk ;)
There are so many things I absolutely loved about the Black Widow movie it would be insane to try and mention all of them, but I'm going to hit some of my favorites:
Firstly, we get to really see Nat shine as a fully fleshed out and relatable character, rather than obligatory female member and eye candy.
She doesn't like letting people get close to her because when she does, she tends to love them with all her heart and will do anything for them. So when they betray her or are taken away, the pain is so overwhelming that it's easier to try and forget them, and keep everyone else at a distance. But even after all that time has passed, you can see she never really let her loved ones go; they were always in her heart and she will always love them (something I can relate to).
And it's not just her family she cares about. She cares about other people, even the ones who try to kill her. She tried to save that first Widow that went after them - grab her before she fell, and then tried to administer first aide. When she sees that there are more girls enslaved, she risks her life to get their information so they can be freed. She doesn't leave Antonia in her cell to die, but lets her out, and then frees her by using one of the few remaining Red Dust cures, which was a risk because they could have needed it in order to create more, and she couldn't have known for sure it would work on Antonia.
Nat shows that compassion and mercy are not weaknesses, but the ultimate strengths.
But she's not without flaws, flaws and regrets that still haunt her. You see the relief in her eyes when she realizes she didn't kill Antonia, but then the guilt of knowing it was her fault she was turned into Taskmaster. To me, it sounded like she was apologizing for both. And it's those feelings of guilt and regret and the need to apologize that really make her human.
And then we see the other Widows take Antonia with them. My bestie put it like this: "Girls helping other girls regardless of what they've been through or done is really so universally powerful."
I love how the underlying themes of family, pain, guilt, mercy, compassion, and inner strength were so prominent in this film and yet, it wasn't preachy. I feel like the best messages are the ones that show rather than tell.
Now onto the not so heavy things I loved:
(Okay, this one is kinda heavy), Loved that despite having been apart for so long, Nat and Yelena easily fall back into being sisters. It's how I am with mine and the film was able to portray that so well.
Love how much of dork Yelena is about her vest and it's pockets. Actually, love how much of a dork Yelena is period. With her disgust of 'poses', blunt observations, and comments on whether something is a cool way to die. (and another slightly heavy love - the fact that she got her dog and named it after the alias Nat pointedly disliked).
Red Guardian being a horrible dad but still trying so hard anyway, because he loves his family and refuses to give up.
All the action scenes. Seriously. Love those action scenes. But also really appreciate the pacing that allowed the characters and audience to breathe.
Melina being the best mom. Every moment she has is a Best Mom moment.
Costumes were amazing. (I want that vest, including all the pockets).
That the director was a woman. Yes to more female directors!
The witty dialogue between all the characters in every scene. Seriously, none of those jokes let me down and had me laughing so hard.
The fact that we get to see a low-key call back to Nat's introduction in Avengers where she pretends to be helpless in order to get the bad guys to reveal their 'diabolical plans'. Works every time.
Still am super sad that Nat Black Widow is dead in the MCU, but I'm thrilled she got to go off on a super high note.
...
Soooo, there actually was one thing I didn't like (but it certainly didn't ruin the movie for me, I am going to watch it again and again and get so much merch).
But I had a problem with Taskmaster.
To me, Taskmaster had the potential to be Marvel's Thrawn (a different sort of main threat that forces the established heroes to struggle in ways they haven't had to before and defeat said threat using new skills). So to treat Taskmaster as more of a throwaway cameo character was disappointing. Because honestly, the story doesn't need them. They could have been swapped with any random Widow and the plot would have stayed exactly the same - having Taskmaster in the movie doesn't add to the story in any way. So I'm hoping Marvel will have someone else take on the mantle and we really get to see them as a major threat.
But other than that, THE MOVIE WAS AMAZING!!! 9/10 from me. It has become one of my top three best/favorite Marvel movies for me, alongside Captain America: the First Avenger and Black Panther.
got bit by the sentryagent bug and now im freaking gay
Bishova Don't worry darling Poster
Don't forget to give credits if you use any version
In the absence of a Pughfeld photo, I had to do a Bishova manip. Remember, you can use my manips for your stories, just don't forget to give credit.
Kate CEO with her perfect date and very talented girlfriend Yelena at a Bishop Security charity party 💜 Yeah I think this might be Kate's wallpaper, change my mind.
My first Manip, what do you think?
