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Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.
a late entry, but heavy contender for tik tok of the year
I just cannot wait for the day Lindy Ruff is fired.
I am tired of having the tiny hope I have be taken away every damn game.
I am tired of seeing the players, who are clearly just dun not in the sense that they aren't trying but in the sense that they have gotten used to the disappointment that is this season, be exhausted every game, especially when players like Daws, L. Hughes and literally anyone else who is showing signs of stress clearly aren't playing in tiptop shape.
I am tired of Lindy sounded disappointed any time he is on screen, no matter if we do well or not that game, it's consistent disappointment and disinterest when I hear him talk and it sucks.
I am tired of New Jersey somehow finding a way to be a joke even in the sports world with our ONLY major professional, this team is many people only knowledge of Jersey and yet we are STILL a joke or something to just not be respected.
I am tired of every game where everyone is sure this just HAS to be Lindy's last game and yet somehow he is still there the next time we play, that somehow someway he probably won't be fired till the end of the season and EVEN THEN who knows if he actually will me.
I am tired and over it but I'll still be watching the games, I'll still be there when we lose once again, I'll still be there talking to Sky saying shit about how much I hate Lindy and how he is running this team into the ground, I'll still be complaining about Ruff to my parents because they have to know everything wrong going on.
I'll still be here because just because a team is doing shit doesn't mean you should drop it just because of that, that just shows you weren't actually a fan in my opinion.
I have far too much state pride for my own good because I genuinely love this state and love this team, so I'll stick through the good and the bad, continue to be slightly angry with myself for not being able to get into hockey last year when we were badass.
And I'll still be watching and eventually buy more stuff for the Devils because let's be real, the second that sales drop and the Devs aren't as popular the club isn't stay in Jersey, so might as well support the bastards ya know?
And hey, who knows, maybe one day we shall see Lindy gone and this team flourishing, but until then I'll just keep being sorta upset that we aren't doing as well as we can and drinking my problems away (this is a joke and I promise it's just water, Liquid Death specifically).
I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.
my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations
is anyone else unable to listen to music normally after you found out about shifting? i cannot be normal about a song, i always gotta relate it to one of my drs.
whether it's a song that i claimed for my singer dr or a song that reminds me of my life in my dr or my relationship with someone in my dr, i always imagine at least one dr when i listen to music.
i want whatever these idiots have goin on
This is so cool. I love seeing fanart for sitcoms, it’s great - especially older ones.
Reblogging for Richmond being dramatic in the background. He is everything I want to be as a goth. Fabulous.
POV you're a PC getting turned off and on again (speedpaint)
who do you have waiting for you at home nurse ratched? 😳
chat is this the beginning of the sonic 4
"Luck Runs Out" from EPIC but Erin is Odysseus
No miraculous AU where Juleka is desperately trying to stop lukanette and lukadrien from happening.
Not because she’s malicious or anything, just that she thinks marinette and Adrien are way too cool for her Emo sad brother and wants them to get better tastes.
Hello, does anyone watches Drawfee?? They are an art channel on YouTube. They are super cool.
I just wanted to lyk that I'm in LOVE with your possession au. I really like your art style and the story it could take. I'm excited for if I get to see more of it in the future.
Btw, are you going to be making more art, and if so, is there going to be a masterpost for the au?
Hi! Thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!💙💙💙
Yes, I'm going to make more art and comics for my AU in the future. As for the masterpost?... Mhm, sure, why not? It's a good idea!
This is my first time making something like this, so I'm still not sure how it's all done. (I'm still figuring some things out in the story and need more time).
Please stay tuned, and thank you for your patience!
just had the best idea + implied smut
So after a particularly heavy meal, Kakyoin finds himself stretched to the max, he watches Jotaro finish the last of his small serving and as the redhead begins to stretch, hoping it'd alleviate the full feeling, his button pops
Of course Kakyoin startles at this. Jotaro notices his distress and asks what's wrong but when his friend denies anything wrong (while his expression betrays his words), Jotaro comes over to investigate. Kakyoin's belly is bloated beyond it's normal plush size, and the buttons tried their hardest, in vain to stay on.
Jotaro's sympathetic to the situation and his friend's embarrassment and tells him to get comfortable, take off his pants. Flustered, but obedient, Kakyoin removes his jeans, sighing in relief now that the inelastic fabric isn't caging his large stomach anymore. For the rest of the night, they sit on the couch marathoning whatever show suits their interests, Kakyoin's head in the brunette's lap as he eases his gargling tummy with gentle belly rubs.
Of course I can't always end these thoughts with fluff and be finished with it, afterall, I don't see enough provocative content in this category..
So... Eventually Jotaro finds that he can't quite mask his arousal behind genuine affection when his friend's pudge is molding and jiggling with even the slightest of contact. Kakyoin got himself so big and soft unintentionally—from his own lovely cooking skills infact—it was impossible for him to stay tame even a little longer.
With his downstairs neighbor throbbing without end, Jotaro's hands slip past his friend's underbelly and into his pants, kneading at the beginnings of an erection while Kakyoin tries his best to disguise the imminent pleasure washing over him with a stone face, but he wasn't Jotaro; his mask breaks easily.
Long story short, Jotaro and Kakyoin get into some sexy stuff at the fault of the readhead's overindulgence, and between this blurred line, the brunette somehow ends up legs spread under the heavy weight of his friend.
Apparently it's 'bring your S Rank Hunter to work day' and Jinwoo decided it needed to be memorable💀
(10000% based off of the post by @manawari -post linked below)
Kuai: We are going to adopt a son.
Takeda: Awh yay, congratulations...
Hanzo * putting adoption papers on the table *: It's you. Sign here.
i really want to fukuzawa to give me a hug and tell me everything’s going to be alright. :( why can’t i have your father figure ranpo!?!
ANOTHER kids movie crow parallel
Ferdinand and Nina = Nina and Matthais. Matthias is the bull, Nina's well, Nina.
Why do I think so? Nina from 'Ferdinand' spends the whole movie trying to convince everyone that Ferdinand is not a monster and not like other bulls (who would and could kill people)
Nina from SoC spends her time trying to prove matty innocent and when she meets Zoya and the other Grisha she tries to tell them Matthias is not like the drüskelle any more. Show!Nina also tells Zoya that Matthias is not just a slab of fur
Conclusion : go re-watch 'Ferdinand' (the 2017/2018 vers)
Should I do all the crows? I've done Kaz. I have Jesper and Wylan ready.
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