no relation to that other onion | 19 | they/he | how do you like that obama? i pissed on the moon, you idiot
272 posts
next time someone asks me for my pronouns i’m straight up saying “i dunnoooo..!” whilst twiddling my thumbs and blushing
i don’t think God is always watching me, i think he tunes in when i’m about to do something unbelievably stupid. kinda like her favourite sitcom
ok, given the new dni list, I'm wondering if you dislike women again, but this time also equally dislike men?
I have realized that all gender is evil and Non Biney is the path to salvation
mcr after they saw the election results
Born to be silly
Forced to lock in
to boil potatoes pr not to boil potatoes? this is the question
And I would mupp 500 miles
And I would mupp 500 more
Me: hey there's a big issue with anti-masculinity in queer and leftist spaces. Trans fems, if they don't constantly perform hyperfemininity and aren't little and skinny and white, are demonised and people call them pedophiles because there's such a dislike of any association with masculinity. Trans mascs are told they're "whiny MRAs" when they talk about the oppression they face. Masculine intersex people are erased or told they should just be more feminine if they don't want people to be scared of them for looking masculine. People act like marginalised men (queer men, trans men, men of colour, etc, intersex men) aren't actually marginalised because they're men. The vocal "all men literally ARE evil" rhetoric isn't actually venting when it's constant and public, it's harming marginalised men and is a contributing factor to teens and young cis (often but not always het) going down the alt-right pipeline, and is directly linked with trans people not transitioning or being too scared to transition because by becoming a man they are becoming "the enemy". There's the idea of "women +" or "women and nonbinary," which positions all nonbinary people as 'basically women' or affiliated with femininity, and in practice ends up pushing away anyone who appears or identifies with masculinity, regardless of their gender identity. Butches are treated as if they're just sex toys, or that they're scary and dangerous because of their masc presentation. This is actually a huge, pervasive issue that is further hurting already marginalised people AND is pushing potential allies away because it's making them feel bad for something they can't control (being men.)
Dumbasses: lol op thinks cis men are oppressed by minorities
as someone who drinks beer, i am yet to see beer being made “gay”. 0/10 beer companies, lets get faggy
pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water
high as fuck. arguing with misogynists. beer in hand. maybe i shouldn’t kill myself
The haters are trying to put a cup over me
by god the chemicals
I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up
*celebrates october by taking off my pants, squatting to the ground, and with extraordinary delicacy and precision, sensually dipping my ass into a fairy circle*
Who is the biggest hater in history?
Me when I'm in a mood
may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease
so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way
Reminder to go outside and breathe fresh air and look at the sky. This reminder has come from the corn, which has started talking to me because the midwest is haunted
i love how radfems preach about cis women “glorifying their oppression” when in reality, no one gets off on oppression more than a victim complexed radfem.
“wh-wh-what????? women could never possibly u-u-u-u-understand men?? cis white women are supposed to be v-v-victims?????? women are men are… completely dependent entities… we could n-n-never be equal…you? want to? make an effort? to actually get to the root of misogyny??? b-b-but… that means i can’t run my anti trans tumblr blog anymore??? if we actually make progress…. i’ll have nothing to b-b-bitch about…. my life is meaningless without the suffering of cis women???”
“what do you mean you aren’t the perfect victim??? that means… that must mean… oh god!!! you glorify your oppression! goodness me, i could never possess such a fatal flaw! quick, i have to go make a twitter post about how you aren’t a real victim and you are actually secretly trans and evil!”
“y-y-y-you believe in God????????????? you mean the stupid misogynist up in the sky??????????? there is no possible way your religion can be independent… no…. NO! you must follow societal norms/rules at all times!! no, you believe in a Christian/Catholic God, because that is all that exists to me. wait, what? no? i’m literally 3 quarters Cherokee, there’s no possible way i could be ignorant to different cultures!! just because all my beliefs are rooted in patriarchy doesn’t mean i participate in patriarchy! no i haven’t read the bible or any form of religious text! why would i ever educate myself when i could just spew words out of my ass!”
“oh no, silly! you couldn’t possibly do anything wrong. you’re a cis white woman! that means you can do whatever you want and just blame it on the patriarchy you suck the dick of, rather than be a person and take accountability (because as we all know, women aren’t actually people, but rather a completely separate hivemind)! as long as you aren’t trans, of colour, or a man, you’re practically the embodiment of christ! you can feed off your victimization until the end of time if you so please!”
as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"
so i have the snoop dogg jesus tapestry, and i just placed in my order for a bubbles (tpb) mona lisa. i think my new decor angle is just as many classic paintings of random people as possible
found this on facebook but thought tumblr might enjoy
Wait a minute I could've sworn your bio used to say 26
Damn, I wonder what coulda happened