Frank: Let Me Get This Straight. Thalia And Jason’s Domain Is The Sky, Percy’s Domain Is Water, And

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OR if you believe that asexuality is real. I’m trying to prove a point here.

"Wanda, why do you want me 'slow'ed?"

"BECAUSE I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING DEAD. I WANNA SEE YOU DIE FUCKING SLOWLY. I'M FUCKING FIGUEROTH FAETH AND YOU WASTED MY FUCKING SEASON! YOU WERE A WASTE OF TIME! YOU SUCK. YOU DON'T DESERVE A 9TH LEVEL SPELL. YOUR MUSIC SUCKS NOW, IT SUCKED THEN. THERE'S NO GENRE IN WHICH YOU CAN TAKE REFUGE. YOUR NATURAL SHITTINESS WILL LEAK INTO EVERY CHORD YOU PLAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHICH IS GONNA BE FUCKING SHORT."

Imagine being roasted by fig like that, ruben should have died right then tbh

Boromir: “It is such a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing”

Gandalf: “I know,” *gesturing towards Pippin* “He’s fucking terrifying”

Violet: HI HONEY IM HOME

Xaden:

Ridoc, impersonating Xaden: but Violence I told you not to look for me?! I need to protect you from myself! - OH THE DRAMA!

Imogen: before you start she nearly died last week

Sawyer: and the day before yesterday

Garrick: and two days before that

Violet: and right now can someone help me get this knife out my thigh?

Love seeing Christian ads on tumblr

you know that episode of the office where they can’t find michael and dwight goes out with holly to look for him and holly knows michael so well, thinks so much like him, and she literally follows his path step by step exactly until she finds him ?

this is how i imagine the next book being

violet going to all the right places, always late but also always just a little closer, until finally. there he is. 🖤

what is this show anymore man

Best summary

Maeve is an eons old demon queen and she got humbled by a 20 year old k*nky king with daddy issues and a 19 year old arsonist that just lost 99% of her power.

Another day, another slay for the all powerful book nerds 💅🏽

Mkay so just thinking about the song «obsessed» and at first was like Violet about Cat then went no it’s 100% Xaden about Vi’s exes

Listen to me. Listen. There's a quiet wonderful family thing about Perry pretending to be completely dumb and mindless around the boys and yet they have flawlessly assimilated to A LOT of his character traits/quirks. Like he's leading this double life, but the life he shares with the boys is still HIM, and they've clocked onto how he ticks very well.

They trust him implicitly to get himself out of situations when they see he's gotten into them. They can tell he runs on some sort of Platypus schedule and subconsciously follow it until there's a deviation and they start to worry. They are totally respectful and give him lots of space to laze around and nap without bothering him directly. (couldn't be me)

They also can tell when he's having a bad dream based on the sounds he makes while sleeping. They know the exact right way to pet him for maximum enjoyment. They have an automatic awareness of his proximity while they're asleep because he likes to switch cuddle buddies during the night. They can even tell that he loves music - which, hardened secret agent or not, he actually does. I mean he will even dance by himself in his lair if good music is playing.

Perry likes to jump with them on trampolines!!

That one wasn't relevant to the discussion I just wanted it on the table because it's happened a few times I think, and that boy ACTIVELY participates.