Niki My Beloved ✨

“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle”

But it’s Regulus, who’s the best quidditch player in Slytherin and Barty, who reads muggle philosophy when he’s bored

stay with me

Pangi: Welcome back, welcome back!

Pili: Oh my god, so clingy! That’s crazy.

Pangi: [Laughs]

Pili: Hey man, I was muted, ok? I had to mute my mic. Don’t panic, I’m still here.

Pangi: Ah, I got scared Pili! I thought you hated me!

Pili: [Talking over] Scared that I fell down and died?

Pangi: Uh- Yeah! Yeah. 100% that’s what I was talking about, mhm!

#Theyre literally such besties hate ppl who think Juvia hates Lucy like LOOK AT THEM

Everyone shut up and look at them

Give Luvia the love it deserves

for me to be left alone in a room full of things that I’ve done

priDEMONth pridEMOnth

ac - likeafunerall

platonic bartylus is them making out in the slytherin common room when everyone is asleep, regulus helping barty put his tie on just for barty to mess it up again for the aesthetic, studying in the library and barty trapping regulus’ foot between his, taking every single elective together, being unbearably in love with each other, sneaking sweets in their robes to eat when they can’t sleep at night and they crawl into bed together whispering so they don’t wake the others

Pangi: guys i need to do my essay i cant build to orbital strike cannon

also pangi as soon as pili tells him to wake up early to build: ok ill wake up at 7 am

history - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 179 - NSFW

"Fucking Merlin, Barty!" Regulus swore as his best friend appeared through the Floo unexpectedly, looking like he was in a rush.

"Yes, yes, you're so surprised," Barty drawled. "Except you can't be that much because you haven't cursed my prick off, so let's move on. Can I borrow Potter's old Quidditch jersey and one of your textbooks?"

As he asked, he was already striding over to one of the bookshelves and pulling Hogwarts, a History from the stacks.

"Why, pray tell, do you need those things?" Regulus asked, already dreading the answer.

"Because Rosie and I are going to roleplay as you and Potter," Barty replied, sending him a lewd grin and beginning to walk down the hall to Regulus and James's room. "The jersey's in the closet?"

Sighing, Regulus considered sending a hex toward his friend, or at least kicking him out. But honestly, this wasn't even on the list of the top ten most obnoxious things he'd done this month. "Wash it before you return it," he mumbled, turning back to the crossword he'd been doing.

"Ta!"

Sirius would have a praise kink ‘cause he never got any as a child

And Reg would have a degradation kink because he got too much praises for doing disgusting things as a child