For Me To Be Left Alone In A Room Full Of Things That I’ve Done

Pangi: I know that, Pili. Because you can't kill me.

Pili: Are you sure about that?

Pangi: (takes off armor and totem) Go on.

Pili: I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

Pangi: Go on.

Pili: Wait. Where's my thing?.. Okay, how would you like to die?

Pangi: (sighs) However you'd like.

Pili: Why are you so quiet? Why are you so quiet?

Pangi: Here, I'll even put my bed here, you can kill me three times now. Go on. Do it.

Pili: You look so naked right now.

Pangi: Kill me! You said you could! You said you would! Do it! You said you would! I'm literally a one shot for you right now, Pili.

Pili: That's a crazy sentence to say.

Pangi: Is it wrong?

Pili: No... You know, maybe the Derapchu effect is real-

Pangi: No, nononono, where did your big talk go, Pili? Where did your big talk go? "I could kill you", "I would kill you", "Yeah, let's kill Pangi!", huh?

Pili: (starts punching Pangi with a fist) See, I'm doing it!

Pangi: Yeah, go for it!

Pili: Why do you have no knockback?

Pangi: I don't know.

Pili: Why do you have no knockback, this is not fun, I can't push you into the water. I can't push you into the water! This is not fun!

Pangi: So when are you going to kill me, Pili? I'm waiting.

Pili: Why are you so... suicidal? You are-

Pangi: No! Nononononono, don't make this about me, don't make this about me! You were just like "Oh, let's kill Pangi, let's kill Pangi!" Nono, this isn't about me. You were just a second ago "Let's kill Pangi, let's do it, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill him, I would kill him, what if I join the yellow team? What if I kill him?"

Pili: (still punching Pangi with a fist)

Pangi: There you go, you're almost there, you're getting there, you're getting there. Fi- si- five hearts. Come on. You got it. You were like "I'm gonna kill Pangi, I'm gonna kill Pangi."

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: (stopped hitting him, laughs, continues to hit him)

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: It would be so funny if I killed you, wouldn't it.

Pangi: It would be really funny. Two hearts.

Pili: (stops hitting him) But you will also get really pissed off at me... (walks off)

Pangi: (chuckles) That's what I thought.

Bartylus is not Bartylus if they don't have an unhealthy obsession with each other

theyve been saying bye to each other for like a minute

Bad watching the Pili/Pangi tellanovela

Sirius would have a praise kink ‘cause he never got any as a child

And Reg would have a degradation kink because he got too much praises for doing disgusting things as a child

Bad: "How many people did Pili kill...7, so for one life of Pili, we need to take out 6 lives to balance it out. Six lives it is. It's all about balance, and I think Pangi will add a lot to that... I want to kill Owen first... All the looters who rushed to grab Pili's stuff should die first. Starting with Owen."

they're gay your honor

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me

if there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that when there’s drama badboyhalo will follow it like a shark scenting blood

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me