Lucy and Natsu (but I'm trying new things)
history - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 179 - NSFW
"Fucking Merlin, Barty!" Regulus swore as his best friend appeared through the Floo unexpectedly, looking like he was in a rush.
"Yes, yes, you're so surprised," Barty drawled. "Except you can't be that much because you haven't cursed my prick off, so let's move on. Can I borrow Potter's old Quidditch jersey and one of your textbooks?"
As he asked, he was already striding over to one of the bookshelves and pulling Hogwarts, a History from the stacks.
"Why, pray tell, do you need those things?" Regulus asked, already dreading the answer.
"Because Rosie and I are going to roleplay as you and Potter," Barty replied, sending him a lewd grin and beginning to walk down the hall to Regulus and James's room. "The jersey's in the closet?"
Sighing, Regulus considered sending a hex toward his friend, or at least kicking him out. But honestly, this wasn't even on the list of the top ten most obnoxious things he'd done this month. "Wash it before you return it," he mumbled, turning back to the crossword he'd been doing.
"Ta!"
Remus: When you die, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for everyone else
Remus, turning to James and Sirius: It’s the same when you’re bloody stupid
Niki my beloved ✨
Gray gets the credit for clearing Juvia's skies but her saying this to Lucy about the guild is very cute and important too
irl george content my beloved