Bbh The Biggest Pangili Truther

bartylus where both of them are terrified of fucking up their friendship because they are ridiculously codependent and like isn’t this enough?? is basically living in each other’s skin not enough?? so they are just pathetically pining for ages until finally someone cracks (barty. barty cracks.) over the dumbest fucking thing like regulus is wearing a new ring and he touches barty’s neck and the cool feeling of the metal on his nape just drives him absolutely insane he’s like “i’m gonna to kms if i don’t do something this fucking instant”

Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE

Barty, from across the room: BITCH

Regulus “I wasn’t in love with Barty” Black having Barty being mad at him as his biggest nightmare LMAO

I know you said you could protect yourself. You told me that you didn't need me to protect you. I know this was the choice you made, and you knew it was going to kill you. You were my very best friend.

Natsu took the picture

history - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 179 - NSFW

"Fucking Merlin, Barty!" Regulus swore as his best friend appeared through the Floo unexpectedly, looking like he was in a rush.

"Yes, yes, you're so surprised," Barty drawled. "Except you can't be that much because you haven't cursed my prick off, so let's move on. Can I borrow Potter's old Quidditch jersey and one of your textbooks?"

As he asked, he was already striding over to one of the bookshelves and pulling Hogwarts, a History from the stacks.

"Why, pray tell, do you need those things?" Regulus asked, already dreading the answer.

"Because Rosie and I are going to roleplay as you and Potter," Barty replied, sending him a lewd grin and beginning to walk down the hall to Regulus and James's room. "The jersey's in the closet?"

Sighing, Regulus considered sending a hex toward his friend, or at least kicking him out. But honestly, this wasn't even on the list of the top ten most obnoxious things he'd done this month. "Wash it before you return it," he mumbled, turning back to the crossword he'd been doing.

"Ta!"

idk if its bc pilis been sick or because pangis been up till like 2 am so often lately but pangili have gotten incredibly soft. pili breathes and pangis like oh yeah no worries sorry hang on let me do that for you ill just make this whole farm and also do this and dont worry its gonna be okay youre gonna be okay

i don't think i'll ever get over how MUCH ranboo knows about internet culture. IRL his story is unreal, and in the DSMP his story is....uhhh...."familiar" you could say

I snorted ….. (gonna cry lol)

Today’s laugh brought to you by best boy Logan. (Again)

pov youre pangi and youve just been broken up with by your tmasc catboy previous patient situationship and you went to go get blackout drunk, plan to kill everyone, and build a railgun and then your ex-situationship’s mortal enemy that you hate by proxy walks up to you and asks if you can do another therapy session for her and the entire time she talks about the guy who just broke up with you