I Need Barty To Not Fuck Up At The End Of Goblet Of Fire So That He Continues Roleplaying Moody To Gather

Pangi: I know that, Pili. Because you can't kill me.

Pili: Are you sure about that?

Pangi: (takes off armor and totem) Go on.

Pili: I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

Pangi: Go on.

Pili: Wait. Where's my thing?.. Okay, how would you like to die?

Pangi: (sighs) However you'd like.

Pili: Why are you so quiet? Why are you so quiet?

Pangi: Here, I'll even put my bed here, you can kill me three times now. Go on. Do it.

Pili: You look so naked right now.

Pangi: Kill me! You said you could! You said you would! Do it! You said you would! I'm literally a one shot for you right now, Pili.

Pili: That's a crazy sentence to say.

Pangi: Is it wrong?

Pili: No... You know, maybe the Derapchu effect is real-

Pangi: No, nononono, where did your big talk go, Pili? Where did your big talk go? "I could kill you", "I would kill you", "Yeah, let's kill Pangi!", huh?

Pili: (starts punching Pangi with a fist) See, I'm doing it!

Pangi: Yeah, go for it!

Pili: Why do you have no knockback?

Pangi: I don't know.

Pili: Why do you have no knockback, this is not fun, I can't push you into the water. I can't push you into the water! This is not fun!

Pangi: So when are you going to kill me, Pili? I'm waiting.

Pili: Why are you so... suicidal? You are-

Pangi: No! Nononononono, don't make this about me, don't make this about me! You were just like "Oh, let's kill Pangi, let's kill Pangi!" Nono, this isn't about me. You were just a second ago "Let's kill Pangi, let's do it, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill him, I would kill him, what if I join the yellow team? What if I kill him?"

Pili: (still punching Pangi with a fist)

Pangi: There you go, you're almost there, you're getting there, you're getting there. Fi- si- five hearts. Come on. You got it. You were like "I'm gonna kill Pangi, I'm gonna kill Pangi."

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: (stopped hitting him, laughs, continues to hit him)

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: It would be so funny if I killed you, wouldn't it.

Pangi: It would be really funny. Two hearts.

Pili: (stops hitting him) But you will also get really pissed off at me... (walks off)

Pangi: (chuckles) That's what I thought.

Sirius would have a praise kink ‘cause he never got any as a child

And Reg would have a degradation kink because he got too much praises for doing disgusting things as a child

i don't think i'll ever get over how MUCH ranboo knows about internet culture. IRL his story is unreal, and in the DSMP his story is....uhhh...."familiar" you could say

Regulus “I wasn’t in love with Barty” Black having Barty being mad at him as his biggest nightmare LMAO

Barty: Chill bro, he's dating both of us. You're my boyfriend in law.

James: whAT

My goobers <3

"It wasn’t the worst thing in the world, kissing the devil" - Barty after his first kiss with Regulus, still young and following his father's ideology, believing that the Black's are the worst family around, but finding himself thinking that Regulus may not be all that bad (he's wrong, Regulus is going to ruin him and he's going to be thankful for it)

Pangi: Hey honey, I'm back.

Pili: Did you just call me-...? Are you talking to me??

Pangi: No- No! I was talking to BadBoyHalo's cat!

Pili: Hello?! I had like a legit jumpscare, like a shiver down my spine...

I love the idea of Sirius thinking Regulus is like an annoying victorian child with a stick up his ass who'll drop dead at the sound of a sex joke being told, turning up his nose at anything vulgar, while Regulus is actually whoring himself to half of Slytherin and sniffing coke off Bellatrix's pinky nail at family events