Half Asleep Regulus Whining And Calling Barty Baby So He Stays In Bed With Him (he Get's Cold When Barty

Remus: When you die, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for everyone else

Remus, turning to James and Sirius: It’s the same when you’re bloody stupid

god bbh, pangi and pili are the best trio ever like they are so fucking bloodthirsty and also deeply silly

they chat about how to murder everyone in the server while sipping their homemade chocolate milk

irl george content my beloved

Barty: Chill bro, he's dating both of us. You're my boyfriend in law.

James: whAT

Pangi: "I'm still really proud of you, no matter the outcome of this."

Pili: "You are?"

Pangi: "I always will be."

bartylus who are broken up, but God forbid anyone tries to flirt with barty

Bad: "If you were stuck on a deserted island with Pili, and you were starving, do you think you would eat him?"

Pangi: "Wow- I- No, I don't think I would eat Pili, I don't think I could."

Bad: "So, you won't eat him, that means you don't consider Pili a real friend."

...

Pangi: "Are you trying to normalize cannibalism, Badboyhalo?"

Bad: "Cannibalism?"

...

Pangi: "You- you know I'm a human, right? I'm flesh and bone."

Pili from out of nowhere who's been silent this entire time: "So you're a furry!"

I’m what would happen if regulus black and evan rosier mixed their blood and cum together and put it inside of barty crouch jr

I need Barty to not fuck up at the end of Goblet of Fire so that he continues roleplaying Moody to gather intel on the Order of the Phoenix so that he gets to go be miserably heart broken in Regulus’ room. So he can read Regulus’ poetry notebooks. So he can look at his Hogwarts yearbooks. So he can find the final love letter Regulus had run out of time to send Barty. So he can add notes to his poetry notebook that he will never stop loving him.

Niki my beloved ✨