You With The Dark Curls (regulus), You With The Watercolor Eyes (evan), You Who Bares All Your Teeth

I know you said you could protect yourself. You told me that you didn't need me to protect you. I know this was the choice you made, and you knew it was going to kill you. You were my very best friend.

Gray gets the credit for clearing Juvia's skies but her saying this to Lucy about the guild is very cute and important too

Barty: Chill bro, he's dating both of us. You're my boyfriend in law.

James: whAT

bartylus where both of them are terrified of fucking up their friendship because they are ridiculously codependent and like isn’t this enough?? is basically living in each other’s skin not enough?? so they are just pathetically pining for ages until finally someone cracks (barty. barty cracks.) over the dumbest fucking thing like regulus is wearing a new ring and he touches barty’s neck and the cool feeling of the metal on his nape just drives him absolutely insane he’s like “i’m gonna to kms if i don’t do something this fucking instant”

I’m what would happen if regulus black and evan rosier mixed their blood and cum together and put it inside of barty crouch jr

Barty and Dorcas are chaotic. Regulus and Evan are unsettling. Pandora is chaotic and unsettling. They all work so well together and people are very on the edge around each of them because you never know what to expect especially if they are in pairs or all together.

Ros: Do you even have like, a family?

Pili: No. I am his family.

Pangi: That hits a little close to home, Ros.

Ros: Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry- [Giggles] Oh no, I feel bad..

Pangi: [Laughing] No, it’s ok! It’s ok.

Pili: It’s ok, it’s ok, you know why? I am his family!

Ros: Awh- Oh..Aww!

Pangi: Yep! Mhm!

Pili: Yup, us furries we stick together.

Pangi: Im not a furry! I’m not a furry! I’m not a furry Ros.

Ros: You know what, you’re valid, you’re valid for that!

Pangi: Valid for what-?

Ros: What am I? Am I a fruit, I’m just a cucumber! (it’s not in this clip but Pili called her a fruit cake)

Can we get on the Regulus is the bad influence when it comes to bartylus train pls

Like they meet and Bartys all like "father says you and your family are no good"

And Regulus is all like "do you listen to everything your father says?"

Cause even though regulus also listens to his parents, he sees potential in barty that is the exact opposite of what barty crouch sr wants, and he just needs to help barty get there

Like in regulus's head his parents are respectable and barty crouch sr is not

Regulus is the start of Bartys descent into madness

I love the idea of Sirius thinking Regulus is like an annoying victorian child with a stick up his ass who'll drop dead at the sound of a sex joke being told, turning up his nose at anything vulgar, while Regulus is actually whoring himself to half of Slytherin and sniffing coke off Bellatrix's pinky nail at family events

The double date