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This movie would make the perfect rosestarkiller fanfic like
Ferris Bueller: barty crouch jr
Sloan Peterson: Regulus Black
Cameron Frye: evan rosier
Ferris Bueller is my fav Barty Crouch Jr variant and i feel like this is how he should be written in ever muggle au
Could also work for jegulily but i think it fits better for rosestarkiller
Barty was both Regulus and Evans first time. He slept with Evan first so that Evan could get experience (really he just wanted to get fucked). Then he slept with Regulus after they'd snuck in alcohol and got drunk.
Eventually when the 3 got together they were talking about their first times and that's when Evan and Reg found out Barty was both of their firsts.
The constant issue of do I want jegulus or bartylus or rosestarkiller or do I want Regulus to suffer alone
Regulus wears dock's, Evan wears vans and Barty wears converse. Dorcas told me herself
okay but like a mid 2000s au with rosestarkiller as a focus would be so good
like all of them are in the scene but in different ways
barty has his hair spiked and gives himself stick and pokes in the middle of class but has perfect grades.
evan comes to school each week with a new piercing and reads anatomy books instead of paying attention in class. he also just does not talk anytime the teacher tries to call on him he justs stares till they move on. evans just the weirdo who is in some band with people he knows outside of school.
regulus is soso emo. he has angel fangs and writes poetry in his death note book. if you piss him off you are getting a full page of carefully written insults stuffed into your locker.
save me weird fucked up love triangle + mutual ruination bartyevanreg…. if you can hear me weird fucked up love triangle + mutual ruination bartyevanreg—
Rosestarkiller with asexual sadist Evan cutting up and breaking barty on a surgery table whenever he’s feeling freaky and regulus being the one to gently patch him up and bathe him and bring him to a warmer bed after and Barty feeling equally as loved by both treatments
rosestarkiller has such a “we saw you across the psych ward and we liked ur vibe” energy to it that I love
I feel like a large part of the dynamic between Evan Regulus and Barty is how out of pocket and codependent they are, but like in such a chaotic and silly way sometimes. Like for example, Evan and Barty operate on the ‘favorite system’ which is pretty much like treating your mom as base in tag but regulus is the mother in this situation. Like when they get in a squabble or are just being stupid they run around regulus like he’s base and regulus could not be bothered at all. But the ‘favorite’ thing comes in because depending on the day, regulus is much more willing to let one of them slide than the other solely because it’s funny to watch the one not being favored get upset about it. There’s no rhyme or reason to who he picks as his ‘favorite’ that day and they can’t bribe him to change his mind, it’s just a fact of their life that some days Evan can get away with murder and get head pats instead of a talking to or an eye roll no matter what he does while other days it’s Barty that gets the privilege. It’s custom that whoever realizes they’re the favorite is an absolute menace about it the rest of the day. They rub it in the loser’s face in any way they can, and the loser usually just pouts about it because it doesn’t matter and they’ll get a turn later. It’s completely for shits and giggles and doesn’t actually influence any of the threes’ opinions on each other or moods at all, it’s literally just juvenile fun that they take seriously for the bit.
you with the dark curls (regulus), you with the watercolor eyes (evan), you who bares all your teeth in every smile (barty)
I’m what would happen if regulus black and evan rosier mixed their blood and cum together and put it inside of barty crouch jr
Evan is dominant in that he needs you to know you are below him, if you fight him too much he’ll just leave. He believes he is above everyone with no hesitance or doubt and you will learn to agree if you’re going to spend any time close to him. Whether it’s sexual or romantic or platonic or even professional, you will learn. He’s not like regulus or Barty, he can’t bend himself backwards towards a facade of weakness for the sake of a safe place for vulnerability, he doesn’t have vulnerability.
Regulus is dominant in that he needs to control every aspect of your life or he will kill himself. You don’t have to know that he controls your life but you do have to conform to it and you do have to be happy about it. He truly believes his love for someone means he has a claim over them. (It’s one of the many traits and beliefs he inherited directly from Orion.) He’s not like Evan where he needs to own you, but you need to need him.
Barty is dominant in that he needs you in arms reach at all times and if you try to run he will chase you until you either put him down or he puts you down. He doesn’t want to control you, he doesn’t want you to need him, he needs you to want to stay. He’s not like regulus where he needs you to submit to him, he needs you to choose him every time without wavering. No matter what he puts you through, what you put him through, you will be forever if you stay.