Latest Posts by aquilatina - Page 3

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

For my next trick, I will eat my entire weight in raspberries and immediately become unconscious. Goodnight.

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

android users think they’re like communists or something

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”

Because I am. That’s how I function.

I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?”

It’s rude.

rejection sensitivity dysphoria,, or as i like to call it,, , sensitive bitch syndrome, 

*says something and gets what i interpret as slight disinterest in response* okay!!!! I will not speak again

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

the only 2 base designs for wizards are weird grandpa and twink

i’m glad my mom caused most of my childhood trauma instead of my dad so my therapy sessions can pass the bechdel test

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

wow. can’t believe the doc was able to save me after i got that freaking rod impaled through my skull. absolutely incredible. god i’m so grateful to still be alive. & they’re even offering me my old job at the railroad back? this is such a potent reminder to always count my blessings & never, ever take this life for granted. I am truly humbled. I think I will cause problems on purpose.

*forgets I don’t speak Japanese and tries to multitask while watching anime*

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

*trips* oh god oh fuck *all my intense yearning spills out*

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

i’m one degree removed from a muppet in both form and mental capacity

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

People will say I have “delusions of grandeur” that’s my vibe, idiot

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

can u request to be exorcised? don’t think i’m possessed or anything i just think it’d be character building and if it works then that’s just a bonus isn’t it

dads snoring should be classified as a human rights violation

Star Trek writers be like: *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by accident* *creates compelling romance by ac-*