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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

imagine if no nut novemebrr was about actual nuts (the food) and they all teleported off earth for a month. the lying bastard known as a “peanut” would be safe (false idol)

theatre kids these days will never understand the cultural impact of falsettos side by side

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

“Wolves are such vicious beasts”

Also wolf:

trina my beloved you deserved so much better

i’m pondering on this one wait

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meeee

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

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best believe i get absolutely TURNT to swing italiano

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thank you!! i am also hoping i get the part too LMAO

(i have a feeling i might start bawling my eyes out during canceling the bar mitzvah, or any of the last 40 minutes)

hello fellow falsettos/other musical fans!!

i have an upcoming audition for jason from falsettos, and i need help finding an audition song. preferably something by william finn, but anything works!

you know what day it is……….

omg that’s so fun!!

hello fellow falsettos/other musical fans!!

i have an upcoming audition for jason from falsettos, and i need help finding an audition song. preferably something by william finn, but anything works!

yes i was also thinking this!! i think this is like my #1 option right now, seeing as that it’s a bit tricky to find songs for jason’s range. tysm!!

hello fellow falsettos/other musical fans!!

i have an upcoming audition for jason from falsettos, and i need help finding an audition song. preferably something by william finn, but anything works!

hello fellow falsettos/other musical fans!!

i have an upcoming audition for jason from falsettos, and i need help finding an audition song. preferably something by william finn, but anything works!

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

born to play marvin in “in trousers” forced to be afab

pennsylvania miku experiences jersey driver road rage

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I literally cannot overstate how important creative hobbies are when dealing with mental illness. If you can’t draw, there are coloring books. If you can’t write a novel, you can write in short journaling bursts. If you can’t sing in the shower, you can listen to music. Sometimes with mental illness it feels like we have this dark presence inside of us that is bumping around in our brain and organs, causing problems. It helps immensely to let it out.

do any other lesbians get this immense feeling of guilt whenever you find out a guy likes you? especially when it’s my guy friends or people that i think are really cool. and i start thinking “well maybe you should just give him a chance”, “maybe you can be into him”. like i owe him that almost? it’s like i feel so awful about it even though i know i shouldn’t.

YES LITERALLY THANK YOU. you can see how even marvin himself is literally distraught by his own actions. this is the moment where he realizes how awful he has been and needs to change. this headcanon actually pisses me off so bad you all missed the point.

My absolute LEAST FAVORITE falsettos opinion is marvin being physically abusive with whizzer or having hitting Trina before the whole “marvin Hits Trina” song. The main reason I hate the Marvin hitting whizzer headcanon is because it pretty much just kinda disregards what Trina went through when Marvin hit her. Trina did not deserve to be hit, absolutely not, and basically moving the focus to “omg imagine what whizzer went through waaaa 🥺🥺🥺🥺” makes my blood BOILL UGHSHHH. Marvin probably did NOT hit whizzer 😭😭😭 if he had been like that, whizzer probably would’ve just fled the relationship. Whizzer is not stupid. Especially when whizzer make it clear he didn’t see what he had with Marvin as “serious” so if Marvin had been physically abusive whizzer most definitely would’ve left him much sooner. And the headcanon of Marvin hitting Trina more than once is just stupid. You see how Trina reacts to Marvin’s physical outburst. She was shocked. Marvin has regret on his face the second after it happened. And also it is honestly just so obvious it was only when in “marvin Hits Trina”. Please guys seriously.

what i love i devour ig