He’s A 10 But One Of His Paintings Keeps Getting Uglier And More Horrific With Each Passing Day

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

thought i was clicking on a shitpost but it was a temu ad FUCK

a fun thing about being on medication that carries warnings like 'if you suddenly stop taking this you might have effects that can range from feeling crummy to psychosis' is that the pharmacy will still go 'haha oopsie we forget to get those pills you order every single month, you can do without for a while right'

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

“How’s life?”

Me:

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself