Atheoreticalslut

Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol

like girl... help! lol

age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

His slut.

His whore.

His princess.

His baby.

HIS.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.

Toothless/Nose