Every Morning I Wake Up And Make The Worst Possible Time Management Decisions Anyone Has Ever Made

Goodnight to women only. Men think about what you did.

its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara

i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

WHAT is everyone’s obsession with Henry Winters sorry he’s cool and all but Francis Abernathy is Right There, he’s gay and has severe anxiety, his dad was a rock musician, he’s fucking everything,

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving