Its Always Daddy's Kitten Never Daddy's Fat Capybara

donna tartt is really good at writing books that make you think “oh, these characters GOTTA have gay sex” only for you to find out that they’ve been having gay sex the WHOLE TIME and it certainly hasn’t helped

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors

good omens is always a delight to explain to people because you have to pitch it in a way that makes the other person want to watch/read it while simultaneously explaining that the two main characters contribute essentially nothing to the plot

they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

makes real friends for the first time in my life: this is so nice. it's like platonic polyamory

them: you mean a friend group?

gender fluid? nah, i peed my pants