Referring To My Tits As "the Boys" Not Because Calling Them Girls Would Be Dysphoric But Because They

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

sundays are for breakfast in bed and multiple orgasms and no one can tell me otherwise

jojo siwa is just privileged debbie gallagher

Aren't boobs FUCKING amazing?

obviously, women are a work of art

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

donna tartt is really good at writing books that make you think “oh, these characters GOTTA have gay sex” only for you to find out that they’ve been having gay sex the WHOLE TIME and it certainly hasn’t helped

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.