If You Aren't Best Friends With Your Lover And A Little Bit In Love With All Your Friends Than What's

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

"get a life.... and not a performative one"

better to read 5 books a year and take your time with them and ponder them and feel them and absorb them….. than to tally them up and speed thru to brag on tumblr.com. like is that your personality… ohhh im the reader i read so many so fast…… i read 70 in a year and absorbed nothing and have nothing interesting to say about them.... im just trying to get the number bigger on my tally list... cuz it feeds into the identity im trying to craft for myself. i read a lot im the Reader. just get a life……. and not a preformative one......

Boys during puberty : 😆 haha women are so dumb

Girls during puberty :

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

it's so funny when ppl"s defence of no fat characters existing in video games is "uh they wouldn't be able to physically do the things the character does" like damn i hate to break it to you but skinny bitches can't physically cast a fireball in real life either but nobody has a problem with that

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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