Does Anybody Have That One Picture Of 9/11 Where U Can See Gerard Standing Like Rlly Cuntilly On The

he’s a 10 but one of his paintings keeps getting uglier and more horrific with each passing day

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEANDERTHAL CHILD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME? Because they're all I've been thinking about when I'm sad for the past few days. Their existence makes me less sad.

cmon child safety lid you know it's me