Where?

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.

snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

i dont even care if a bigfoot comes up to my tent or walks in front of my car at this point like i have my own problems

GUARDS!! console me

pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

your honor i was just furthering the plot